The Weedium

01/20/2026

🎥 10:49 PM. I was out to dinner for the evening. He was home. He walks into the driveway and then stops. Not hesitating. Not distracted. Just standing there, feet planted, eyes fixed on nothing. The timestamp keeps running, 10:49:05 - 10:49:24. Time continues without him. The world moves. He doesn’t. Then, without warning, it releases him. He looks around, turns, and walks back inside like nothing touched him.

The next day I show him the footage. No memory of stopping. No sense of standing there. No gap he can explain. No memory at all. The camera never glitched. He did. Something stepped in, paused him, and returned him precisely where it found him.

Nineteen seconds. No struggle. No sound. No error. Just a clean interruption in reality that suggests whatever runs this place can stop us, study us, and resume us without leaving a mark.👽👻⏰

01/15/2026

I stepped outside to clean my labongbong and accidentally entered a side quest where I ripped a few bowls and forgot my coffee in the microwave. Time is fake. ☕️🪖👽👻🫶🏼

01/02/2026

🤧Down with the sickness. Not dead. ⚰️
Tweedies running point. High Roller tray for my bday because my bestie knows me. 🔮

Tweeds > Medicine. Immune system in witness protection. We ride at dawn. 🐎🏴‍☠️💨

12/05/2025

10/24/2025

MONDAY 10/27
CONVOS WITH THE DEAD:
Darkness Is a Family Business

With Special Guest: Chris McKinnell (grandson of Ed & Lorraine Warren)

They took Annabelle on tour. One man didn’t come back. Darkness doesn’t just haunt, sometimes, it takes what it’s owed. 👻

This is Chris McKinnell’s story. The grandson who inherited the name, the burden, and the battle between faith and fear.

It’s dark. It’s raw. It’s honest. And somehow, still funny, because darkness doesn’t like to be taken too seriously.

Spark one up. Turn off the lights. And follow me down the rabbit hole, where legacies linger, energy attaches, and not all family business stays buried. 💨

*Link in bio!
Streaming on Spotify and YouTube 10/27!

10/23/2025

It’s official! Convos with the Dead: Season 2 has arrived. 👻👽✨

We’re going deeper, higher, and way past whatever “normal” was pretending to be.

This season isn’t just ghosts, it’s aliens, timelines, past lives, cursed objects, and every glitch the universe swears is “just a coincidence.”

It’s chaos. It’s comedy. It’s me, still high, trying to explain the unexplainable while forgetting what the hell I was explaining.

Convos with the Dead: Season 2 - F**k around and find out 10/27! 💨✨✌🏼

10/18/2025

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And they’re right, because if I don’t have coffee and tweeds first, I will accidentally bite someone.

This isn’t breakfast, it’s stabilization.
Coffee brings me back from the void, tweeds help me accept I have to exist here again.
Together they’re the holy sacrament of not losing my s**t before noon.

So yeah, breakfast matters.
Cheers to caffeine, THC, and pretending we’ve got it together. 🙋🏻‍♀️

Leave a ☕️💨 if you get what I’m throwing down.

08/15/2025

The accuracy with which my kid recommends mystical destinations tells me she’s lived a thousand lives… and she’s clocked mine.” 😂✨

08/06/2025