POOT

POOT is a movement for cleaner, safer public restrooms. Join the flushin’ revolution.

We rate, celebrate, and expose the truth about bathrooms everywhere — because everyone deserves a dignified place to go.

11/14/2025

POOT is almost here — and early access is officially OPEN. 💩🔥

Want launch alerts, updates, and first access to the app that helps you know before you go?
Tap in now:
👉 pootapp.com

Don’t wait until the last minute… like you usually do. 😉

Comment or send a message to if you want to test the beta.

11/13/2025

We’ve tested it.
We’ve refined it.
We’ve laughed way too hard while building it.

And honestly…
the world isn’t ready. 💩🔥

POOT launches soon.
Know before you go.

11/12/2025

It’s happening.
The app that will change how you go… is almost ready to go. 💩

We’re 85% complete, and the latest build is looking smoother than a freshly cleaned restroom floor.
Just a few more tweaks, tests, and flushes — then it’s your turn.

The countdown to relief starts now.
POOT is almost here.

11/03/2025

You’ve waited.
You’ve wandered.
You’ve almost made it in time.

Now, the wait is nearly over. 💩
POOT arrives in just a few days.

Know before you go.

10/29/2025

This Halloween… something orange glows behind the bathroom door.
And no, it’s not pumpkin spice. 💩

NUMBER TWO — the sequel no one wants.

10/28/2025

Every legend begins with a choice.
Every hero faces a moment of truth.
And every great story… ends in relief. 💩🎬

Plop Fiction — Coming to a bathroom near you.

10/21/2025

You know that feeling. 🍓
The one that hits right after you thought,
“Just one more smoothie can’t hurt.”

It’s coming…
Berry soon. 💩

10/19/2025

🚨 OFFICIAL NOTICE 🚨
Citizens are advised to locate the nearest restroom immediately.
Stay calm. Stay seated. Stay Pooted. 💩

The Movement has begun.

10/12/2025

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