The Oui Doctor

01/29/2026

BEFORE YOU MICRONEEDLE YOUR VAG (no judgment girl), try:

SLOW, sustainable rate of weight loss

Hitting protein targets

Using vaginal estrogen + medical grade collagen

Abracadabra, Ozempic V***a be gone!

01/28/2026

Here’s something you can share with me on our visit that will make steam come out of my ears:

“I had a hysterectomy ten years ago and no one ever put me on hormones."

SCAZZAFRAGGIT GOT DANGIT MOOPALOOOPA GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT GET A HYSTERECTOMY WITHOUT A HORMONE REPLACEMENT PLAN

CRIMINAL CHARGES SHOULD BE FILED

unless you *want* to feel like you've aged ten years in one calendar year with

brain fog
frozen shoulder
achy joints
depression
mood swings
dry coochie
high blood pressure
high cholesterol
questioning whether you have Alzheimer's
questioning whether you have ADD
questioning whether you are bipolar
UNEXPLAINED WEIGHT GAIN
an inner tube around your waist even though you've changed NOTHING
no libido
worsening eyesight

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SO TIRED OF MEDICINE F*CKING OVER WOMEN

See also: https://theouidoctor.com/the-full-well-woman-wholly/

Discover the journey of the Full Well Woman with The Oui Doctor. She embraces her power and allows herself to feel good.

01/28/2026

IT EVEN SAYS IT ON THE BOTTLE!

Everyone go watch Track 7 @ theouidoctor.com!

Comment ONE THING you learn from the video!

ONE LUCKY COMMENTER will receive Dr. Jaya’s favorite vitamin for energy for free — MITOCORE 🥰

(A $50 value! Just for learning some cool stuff!)

Winner picked Monday! Happy watching!!!!

01/27/2026

THE OUI DOCTOR WILL REMAIN CLOSED AT THE PHYSICAL OFFICE THROUGH WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON!

The safety of our staff is #1, and the postal service isn’t running to ship out packages anyway 🫣

Oui will let you know AS SOON AS Oui are back!

All patients scheduled for visits with Dr. Jaya & FNP Sara tomorrow will be seen via TELEHEALTH.

Thank you for understanding! ❄️❄️❄️

01/27/2026

says to tell everyone she misses you!

THE OUI DOCTOR WILL REMAIN CLOSED AT THE PHYSICAL OFFICE THROUGH WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON!

The safety of our staff is #1, and the postal service isn’t running to ship out packages anyway 🫣

Oui will let you know AS SOON AS Oui are back!

All patients scheduled for visits with Dr. Jaya & FNP Sara tomorrow will be seen via TELEHEALTH.

Thank you for understanding! ❄️❄️❄️

01/27/2026

If you’re missing the cardboard cutout of the World’s Most Likable UPS man, don’t worry!

Rog is holding down the fort in the window display of , and Oui should be back in office on Wednesday, Jan. 28!

All patients will be seen via telehealth tomorrow, Jan. 27!

Thank you to our WONDERFUL OUI PATIENTS for understanding and agreeing that it’s not worth risking our beautiful Oui Krewe if we don’t need to!

See you in person Wednesday!

Hope everyone’s taking their Orthomune to stay healthy 💋

XOXOXO

01/27/2026

Oui are 31 followers away from 5k! Invite a friend who needs us to follow along! TYIA

01/27/2026

Oh….oh my

Not your traditional king cake 👀
Introducing our ✨ Boudin King Cake ✨

Stuffed with:
• Cajun boudin
• A 3-cheese blend
• Our house seasonings & sauce

Topped with:
• Crispy bacon
• Pepper jelly
• Green onions

(Sorry for the unaesthetic photo — this one was rushed out for our best friend’s birthday dinner 😅)

Pricing:
• Small: $40
• Large: $60

⏳ Limited availability — message to order!
(Can add crawfish queso for up charge, price will depend on current price of crawfish)

01/26/2026

Oui ♥️ people who love on their community! What a beautiful heart you have !

SHARING!

01/25/2026

To keep our staff and patients safe, Oui will be CLOSED at our physical location on Monday, Jan. 26.

Patients scheduled for Monday will still be seen via telehealth.

Oui pray (along with Wally J. here lol) for the ICE to melt and that everyone be safe, happy, and healthy in their homes.

Wishing you the power staying on and all your toesies being nice and warm.

See you Tuesday! (Probably)

XOXO,

The Oui Doctor

01/24/2026

Ladies, what do you WANT for yourselves?

What do you want to be doing when you’re 65, 75, 85?

Oui can help!

Oui protect the family ….by putting ourselves FIRST! YES! A RADICAL NOTION THAT IS PRACTICAL, not selfish!



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