12/10/2025
If you fall between 1-2, you’re constipated. Why? Usually, from what I see, you’re dealing with a fungal problem, coupled with imbalanced bacterial diversity. It could also be due to simply not eating enough food, which lowers thyroid function, slowing motility. You detox a lot of stuff through p**p, so if you’re not p**ping you’re not detoxing and a lot of s**t (no pun intended) is being recirculated.
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If you’re between 5-7, you could be dealing with an imbalanced microbiome, or you could be eating too fast and/or drinking too many fluids before a meal. Make sure to slow down, chew food thoroughly, let salivary enzymes emulsify in food, and take a breath between bites. Also I would not recommend chugging water before, during, or after meals. This dilutes stomach acid leading to undigested food.
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If you’re dealing with a microbiome issue, you’ll likely want to run some sort of protocol to restore balance to the GI. Good thing that’s my specialty! If you need guidance with this, feel free to reach out.
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