04/05/2025
Be safe friends!!!!
Tornado Warning (Because Apparently the Sky Is Mad Today)
Well, Davidson, Sumner, Wilson, and Cheatham counties—congrats! You’re the lucky winners of today’s “nature’s spinning roulette wheel.” Starting at 4:45 PM, a very rude thunderstorm decided to cosplay as a tornado, currently cruising northeast at 60 mph like it’s late for a meeting.
If you’re in Madison, Hendersonville, Goodlettsville, or anywhere nearby—yes, that includes you, Beaman Park hikers—you might wanna stop pretending the weather app is exaggerating and actually go inside. No, your porch does not count.
Hazard: Oh, just your standard flying debris, destroyed mobile homes, shredded roofs, and tree carnage.
Source: Radar said, “Yeah, that cloud is definitely up to something.”
Impact: Everything you own could suddenly be outdoors. And upside down.
So unless you’re auditioning for The Wizard of Oz: Nashville Edition, get your tail to the basement or the safest place in your home. If you’re in a car, now’s not the time to channel your inner storm chaser. Just… don’t.
Catch y’all in the group chat, assuming cell towers survive.
