Smash Sanctuary Rage room

11/18/2025

If If holiday shopping had a soundtrack, it’d be someone breathing heavily while fighting for the last parking space.
Give a Smash Sanctuary gift card before somebody ends up on the news. 💥😇
Go to www.smash-sanctuary.com and give the gift of stress relief

Smash Sanctuary is YOUR rage room in Oxford MI and surrounding areas where you can relieve stress, express emotions, and smash stuff! Let it go, one hit at a time!!

11/15/2025

A new member of the Lil Wrecking Crew came in and smashed away that 5 yr. old rage! That pinata didn't stand a chance!!

11/15/2025

Just picked up some bottles. You guys ready for a Smashing Saturday 😁!

11/14/2025

Think outside the candlelit dinner.
Grab your favorite person — sibling, best friend, work buddy, whoever — and come make chaos together.
Our Date Night Smash Package is built for unforgettable nights…
Couples optional. Fun guaranteed. 💣❤️
Book online at www.smash-sanctuary.com

11/14/2025

✨🥒 NATIONAL PICKLE DAY 🥒✨
Look… life gets crunchy. Emotions get briny. And sometimes the only thing that makes sense is smashing stuff like a majestic, unhinged pickle warrior.

At Smash Sanctuary, we don’t judge the flavor of your stress — sweet, spicy, dill, or full-on “I need to throw a plate right now.”
Bring your sour energy, and we’ll help you smash it into something deliciously freeing.

Because healing isn’t quiet.
Sometimes it’s loud… sometimes it’s ridiculous…
And sometimes it’s you, spiritually dressed as a pickle, reclaiming your peace.

🥒💥 Come get your crunch on, Sanctuary style www.smash-sanctuary.com 😁🤣😁

11/14/2025

Bookings Are BANANAS This Week! 🤯
​Seriously buzzing! We're hosting a RAGE ROOM SMASH for a female biker gang—that alone is incredible! 🏍️💨
​But then, someone booked a session to obliterate TWO CARS for a Parents vs. Kids demolition battle! 🚗💥🚗
​I'm officially on excitement overload! Get ready for an absolute flood of epic photos and videos!

Planning a birthday, family time, or a divorce party? I'll make it an unforgettable rage room experience. Book online at www.smash-sanctuary.com

11/14/2025

11/13/2025

🔥 Themed Smash Nights – What Do You Want to See? 🔥

At Smash Sanctuary, we love giving people the chance to break, smash, and shatter stress away! But what if we turned up the energy with THEMED SMASH NIGHTS?

Imagine a night dedicated to your favorite way to let loose… which one would you sign up for?

💔 EX-FACTOR NIGHT – A breakup smash session where you can obliterate the past with picture frames, love letters, and “his” old hoodie. Good riddance.

📄 I QUIT! CORPORATE RAGE NIGHT – Bring in your worst work memories (old name tags, paperwork, or that printer that always jammed) and let it all go in the most satisfying way.

🎄 HOLIDAY FAMILY MELTDOWN NIGHT – Got holiday stress? Smash Christmas ornaments, stuffed turkeys, or even an “annoying relative piñata” (we won’t ask questions).

🎶 CONCERT SMASH NIGHT – Smash things rockstar-style to legendary hits from Metallica, Nirvana, or Rage Against the Machine. Bonus points if you come dressed as your favorite artist!

🔥 ULTIMATE STRESS RELIEF NIGHT – Just pure chaos—bigger smashables, more glass, and the freedom to go all out!

Which one would you sign up for first? Or do you have an idea for another themed smash night? Drop it in the comments! 👇

11/13/2025

It's Fall Clean Out season! As you tidy up the yard, don't forget the clutter inside. We're looking for your dusty relics to turn into high art.
Have any of these take up space:
​Old dishes 🍽️
​That ancient VCR/Stereo
​Small, mismatched furniture
​Bring your unwanted items to Smash Sanctuary! We'll give them an EPIC send-off by turning your clutter into captivating, shattered art. This is the most satisfying way to declutter this year!
DM me for our drop-off hours!
www smash-sanctuary.com

11/12/2025

Mercury’s messing with your texts, your tech, and your temper?
The universe said “reflect,”
but you heard “wreck.” 😉
Book your rage room experience www.smash-sanctuary com

11/12/2025

Not every form of healing looks like deep breaths and soft music.
Sometimes it’s the sound of a swing, a shatter, and the weight finally lifting.
At Smash Sanctuary, you don’t have to hold it in — you can let it all out. 💥
Book your session today! www.smash-sanctuary.com