11/12/2025
🎄🌟 Ok friends, we are going to the Christmas Tree farm 🌟🎄
I was tagged by Fernshadow Glen so I wanna keep it going ♥️yall do the same, please and thank you♥️
You know it’s not just about finding the perfect tree — it’s about making chaos and memories. Here’s what our crew is up to 🫠
Nat the Horse Witch : Insists on “talking” to each tree to see which one “feels right.” 🌲✨
Mid Century Cryptid: Brings a tape measure to prove every tree is “too short.”
The Wicked Grimoire: Takes 47 selfies with trees before picking one.
Moonstone Menagerie: Pretends to be a lumberjack and yells “TIMBERRR!” every 5 minutes.
MonikaSuccs : Sneaks candy canes onto random trees for strangers to find. 🍬
House of Montague: Starts a snowball fight the moment someone bends down to cut.
Thee Witches Haven: Asks the staff if they sell “pre-decorated” trees. 😂
White Feather Wishes And Poems : Tries to fit the biggest tree in the smallest car. 🚗🌲
Angel Wade: Wears an elf hat and offers “tree styling advice” to random families. 🧝♀️
Sam Mirza: Brings a Bluetooth speaker and blasts “Jingle Bell Rock.” 🎶
Malea’s Healing Stones: Judges every tree like it’s a fashion show. “Too thin. Too bushy. Perfectly symmetrical.”
Diana Hutcheson: Hides behind trees and whispers “Pick meee.” 🌲👻
Witchy Little Heathens: Tries to take a family photo with every tree they don’t buy. 📷
Tangled Treasures: Debates fake vs. real trees like it was a TED Talk no one asked for. 🧠
Crafted En Pointe : Loses their hat in the branches (again). 🎩
Sarah Lavoy: Tests tree durability by shaking them all “for science.” 🧪
Melissa Stewart: Attempts to ride the tree cart like it’s a sled. 🛷
Midnight Magic: Meditates under a tree to “absorb its holiday energy.” We left her there for 10 minutes. 🧘♀️🌲
Kajsa Marie: Picked a 12-foot tree for a 6-foot ceiling. Math is hard.
My Sister's Sweeper : Tries to hug every tree. Got sap in her hair. Still hugging.
Catrina Sandmann: Smells every tree like a pine sommelier. “This one has notes of nostalgia.” 🍷
Kasia Landry Crafts: Tries to film a TikTok dance and falls into the tree netting machine. 💃💀
🎤 Moral of the story: We came for a tree, we left with trauma, sap, and at least three new inside jokes. It’s never just a tree trip with this crew. ❤️
Now copy and paste to see what your friends are up too at the tree farm this year (dont forget to tag the host). Use the @ with the first letter of the sentence.
Comment, and like if you enjoyed the trip 😂
