26/03/2026
Two weeks without Jake’s StrongGinger… and things are getting weird.
First, I’m flying at iFLY…
Then I’m hallucinating bees…
Then Kevin traps a bee under a glass… next to my 4-ounce Jake’s…
And I’m stuck deciding — do I grab the ginger… or risk the sting?
No bee.
No Jake’s.
Just dreams… or maybe withdrawals.
Then suddenly… Queenstown.
Fiery sunset. Aperol Spritz. Wood-fired pizza.
An Irish bar showing the Australian Open.
Peaceful walk along the lake…
Then — scream.
Splash.
Four girls jump in… and one realizes she just lost the bottom of her swimsuit.
Ann Marie looks at me and says,
“Okay… it’s time to go. I’m too old for this.”
Probably a good call.
Tomorrow… Milford Sound.
One of the most beautiful places on earth.
Sweet dreams… or at least… less weird ones.
Love.
Health.
Adventure.
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