14/02/2020
An IHT student wants to give his girl friend a stupendous Valentine, so he climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he implores: "God, what does a million years mean to you?"
The clouds separate and the Lord thunders, "A minute."
He asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"
The Lord replies, "A penny."
Smiling with anticipation, he asks, "Can I have a penny?"
"In a minute."
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The lover's holiday goes back to the 4th century BCE. The Romans held an annual lottery wherein young men would draw a young woman's name from a box. The couple would be assigned to each other the entire year for entertainment and pleasure. This celebration, traditionally held on February 15, also included banquets, dancing and foot races run in the n**e (exceptions were made for inhabitants in Minnesota).
Around CE 496, early Catholic Church fathers sought an end to the pagan practice, but knew better than to upset the citizens by removing the lottery completely. Instead, they had teenagers pull the names of saints from the box. The teen was supposed to spend the year emulating that saint's life as much as possible, which was probably not as much fun as naked marathons. St. Valentine was chosen as the patron saint of the new event, and young Roman men resorted to courting females by sending handwritten notes delivered on February 14.
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