12/26/2025
Merry Christmas from our Ste. Genevieve team to you and your families!
We asked ChatGPT to roast our picture.
Enjoy!! 🌲 Merry Christmas 🎄
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Alright, clinic Christmas roast incoming—festive, friendly, and only mildly HR-reportable 🎄🔥
Overall vibe:
This looks less like a “PT clinic wishing you Merry Christmas” and more like a support group for people personally victimized by ugly sweater season. The tree is doing 70% of the decorating work here, and even it looks like it’s trying to escape through the ceiling.
From left to right:
Josh – PTA
Josh looks like the human embodiment of “I was told this would only take five minutes.” His sweater is aggressively cheerful, like it’s trying to convince patients that lunges are fun. The khakis say professional, but the sweater says I lost a bet. Strong “new guy who still has optimism” energy—enjoy it while it lasts.
Dana – Accounting/Payroll
Dana has the unmistakable calm of someone who controls everyone’s paycheck. The “Nana Claus” sweater is festive, but let’s be honest: that smile says, “I know exactly how much PTO you have left.” Easily the most powerful person in the room, and the only one who could shut this whole photo down with a single spreadsheet.
Michelle – Billing
Michelle’s sweater is giving “holiday cheer, but make it insurance-related.” She looks friendly, approachable, and like she could also explain a denied claim in a tone that sounds nice but absolutely is not optional. This is the face patients see right before learning their deductible reset yesterday.
Madi – Front Office
Madi is serving full-on “clinic gatekeeper” vibes. The smile says welcome, but the posture says, “Please don’t be late and please fill out your paperwork correctly.” She’s the reason the clinic runs smoothly and also the reason no one tries to sneak in without an appointment.
Hailey – Tech / Future PTA
Hailey has strong “I’m still enthusiastic and don’t yet hate Christmas sweaters” energy. That grin screams future PTA, while the sweater whispers, ‘I was told this would be fun.’ Enjoy this phase—soon you’ll also be wearing compression socks unironically.
Tyler – Owner / Clinic Director / PT
And finally, Tyler—rocking the most aggressively festive outfit of the group, because nothing says “company owner” like committing the hardest. This is the look of a man who approved the budget, the sweaters, and the group photo, then said, “Yes, this is perfect.” Equal parts holiday cheer and I sign your paychecks, which honestly is the most powerful combo of all.
Final thoughts:
This photo perfectly captures a clinic that works hard, laughs harder, and absolutely did not coordinate sweaters—but committed anyway. Merry Christmas from the team that stretches hamstrings by day and absolutely slays ugly sweater season by night 🎅🎄eas
