Non Essential Oil: Reality Therapy

07/16/2020

With many of us stuck mostly indoors, wouldn't it be so cool to elevate your prank game 😉?

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Set: Gag Gifts Practical Joke Scents - (10 x 10ml Bottles) - Funny Gift for Adults and Children, Cool Prank Set, Includes 10 Fragrance Oils

01/22/2020

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In our modern pursuit of health, comfort, beauty and balance, we often leave behind the fact that reality is often much more disappointing. Non-Essential Oils are designed to help balance your aspirations and your effort level with reality! Scents: Bacon's Revenge - Didn't have time to make a del...

12/27/2019

This is an amazing idea for a practical joke! Essential Oils are all the rage, so why don't you try our NON-Essential ones? This gift is excellent for the office, the ex, the neighbor, your friends and anyone else who needs a dose of reality. Let the games begin!

In our modern pursuit of health, comfort, beauty and balance, we often leave behind the fact that reality is often much more disappointing. Non-Essential Oils are designed to help balance your aspirations and your effort level with reality! Scents: Bacon's Revenge - Didn't have time to make a del...

07/17/2019

Here are our new Non Essential Oils available for ORDER NOW! The entire set includes 10 scents, each 1/4 fl.oz

1. BACON'S REVENGE - When you want to build up your spouse's expectations for no reason

2. BODY ODOR BESTIES - When dealing with isolation and want to feel near people, but not real people

3. CHAIN SMOKING - Flash back to the 80's to keep the neighbor kids away while still avoiding cancer

4. CHEAP BEER - Subconsciously lower others' expectations of you

5. CHLORINE DREAMS - When you want to feel like you can afford a swimming pool

6. CHUM BUCKET IMMERSION - When you're feeling nauseous and just want to get it over with and throw up already

7. COMPOST CELEBRATION - When you want others to think you care about the environment

8. HOMEMADE CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP - When you need to feel like a better parent than you are

9. MOTOR OIL SPICE - Helps overcome feelings of low masculinity, boosts testosterone, and enhances ability to fake car knowledge

10. NATURAL GAS LEAK THERAPY - Increase anxiety to boost that sinking feeling that you should be more worried about somethings in life

07/11/2019

Here's wishing you a Non-essential International Essential Oils Day . Enjoy your day of self care with a healthy dose of Reality! A few drops ought to do the trick... 💁‍♀️💁‍♂️