01/29/2026
Waiting for a muscle knot to turn into a boulder? Not the best strategy. Whether you just ran a marathon or just spent eight hours staring at a spreadsheet, your body deserves a reset.
Current Status:
Shoulders: Near your ears.
Lower back: Arguing with you.
Solution: A massage.
Stop treating your body like a vintage car that never gets an oil change. There is never a bad time to feel better.