Semi-Crunchy Mama

Semi-Crunchy Mama Hi I'm Sarah! Here at Jordan Essentials we have everything you need to start your healthy journey.

11/02/2025

If that line hits a little too close to home, you’re in good company.

The transition from October to November always feels like whiplash. We go from costumes and candy to cozy and chaos in about five minutes.

But before we dive into lists and plans and shoulds, let’s pause.

Let’s breathe.

Let’s choose slower.

This month doesn’t need to be perfect. It just needs to be peaceful.

Grace over perfection, always.

Comment ‘grace’ if you’re craving a slower November and let's do it together.

Halloween candy chaos is real. The kids dump their buckets on the table and suddenly I am the tax collector. That is jus...
10/31/2025

Halloween candy chaos is real. The kids dump their buckets on the table and suddenly I am the tax collector. That is just code for me nagging a few pieces. My favorite will always be Reese's pumpkins.

It is the perfect blend of sweet and salty and for some reason is a much better ratio than regular Reese's.

What is the first candy you steal from your kids' stash? Oh, and drop a pic of your costume, pumpkin carving, or Halloween fun in the comments! I’d love to see how you’re celebrating!

When my skin feels tired or dull, a mask is my reset button. Ten minutes can make a world of difference. Masks draw out ...
10/30/2025

When my skin feels tired or dull, a mask is my reset button. Ten minutes can make a world of difference. Masks draw out impurities and put moisture back in.

Jordan Essentials masks use gentle clays and botanicals to clean without stripping the skin. The result is smoother, brighter, happier skin that feels refreshed.

Do you think you'd be more of a charcoal or rosemary mojito mask fan?

It is National Cat Day, so let us settle this friendly debate. Cats or dogs? Both can bring joy, but it depends on who y...
10/29/2025

It is National Cat Day, so let us settle this friendly debate. Cats or dogs? Both can bring joy, but it depends on who you ask. Both make messes. Both steal our hearts.

Drop your team in the comments and tell us why.

The October JJ Box is almost gone. Once it sells out or the month runs out, it is gone for good. Inside is the limited e...
10/28/2025

The October JJ Box is almost gone. Once it sells out or the month runs out, it is gone for good. Inside is the limited edition trio that keeps my skin and mindset happy all fall: Pumpkin Vanilla Scrub, Pumpkin Vanilla Butter, and the Gratitude Essential Oil Roll-On.

This set is like self-care in a box. It helps you slow down and take care of yourself while life speeds up.

Would you keep it for yourself or gift it?

When I was in my first trimester, morning sickness was my constant companion. The Go Motion Stick with Magnesium became ...
10/27/2025

When I was in my first trimester, morning sickness was my constant companion. The Go Motion Stick with Magnesium became my little lifesaver. It helped me get through the day when nothing else worked. Now that I’m in my third trimester, I still keep it in my bag, just in case.

This week’s Weekly WOW takes that same blend and turns it into a refreshing Go Motion Body Spritzer with Magnesium. It feels light and clean, like a breath of calm. The mix of Ginger, Black Pepper, Sweet Orange, Spearmint, Peppermint, and Balsam helps ease motion sickness and nausea, while the magnesium adds a gentle sense of balance.

I love that it’s easy to toss in a purse, car, or diaper bag. It’s simple, safe, and smells really good too.

$18.50 from Oct 27–Nov 2 only.

Where would you keep yours? In the car, your purse/diaper bag, or your travel bag?

It's National Pumpkin Day, and this one deserves a spotlight. The Pumpkin Foaming Soap smells like a warm bakery but kee...
10/27/2025

It's National Pumpkin Day, and this one deserves a spotlight. The Pumpkin Foaming Soap smells like a warm bakery but keeps your hands soft instead of stripped.

Many soaps dry skin and disrupt the skin barrier. This one uses gentle cleansers that clean well while keeping moisture in. It is a fun seasonal way to keep little hands washing.

This limited edition scent is only available in the month of October.

Would you keep yours in the kitchen or the bathroom?

Scents are memory makers. The JE Holiday Collection captures cozy moments in fragrance form.- Peppermint and Eucalyptus ...
10/25/2025

Scents are memory makers. The JE Holiday Collection captures cozy moments in fragrance form.

- Peppermint and Eucalyptus for a fresh winter morning.
- Pumpkin Vanilla and Sugar Cookie for warm comfort.
- Lavender and Gratitude for calm evenings.

Each scent family turns little routines into rituals. You can wash your hands, use a scrub, or roll on an oil and feel that instant shift toward cozy.

Which fragrance family feels most like home for you: fresh, sweet, or calming?

As soon as heaters come on, my skin gets dry and tight. My secret weapon is Jordan Essentials Shea Butter. It is thicker...
10/24/2025

As soon as heaters come on, my skin gets dry and tight. My secret weapon is Jordan Essentials Shea Butter. It is thicker than lotion but melts right in and keeps my skin soft all day.

Shea Butter is rich in vitamins A and E. It protects and heals while locking in moisture. It is perfect for hands, feet, elbows, and any spot that feels extra dry.

It is one of those products that works year after year because it keeps things simple and effective.

What is your biggest skin struggle in winter?

Every season, my skin reminds me when it’s time to exfoliate. When that dull, tired look sneaks in on my face and no moi...
10/22/2025

Every season, my skin reminds me when it’s time to exfoliate. When that dull, tired look sneaks in on my face and no moisturizer can quite fix it, that’s when I reach for the Scrubinator Green Tea Pumice Scrub.

This scrub doesn’t just make skin soft; it resets it. The fine pumice gently buffs away buildup, while green tea helps calm and refresh. It’s not harsh or gritty — just that perfect balance of clean and smooth.

My favorite part? It works everywhere. Face, elbows, knees, feet… anywhere that needs a little TLC. You can literally scrub away the “scaries” and feel brand new from head to toe.

This week only, grab it for $17 ($19 value) through October 26.

It’s the simplest little self-care swap that makes everything feel fresh again.

Where do you notice your skin getting the driest? Hands, heels, or somewhere else?

Witch hazel has been around for generations because it works. It calms redness, tones skin, and soothes irritation. The ...
10/21/2025

Witch hazel has been around for generations because it works. It calms redness, tones skin, and soothes irritation. The problem is that many versions in stores are packed with alcohol that dries the skin.

Jordan Essentials Witch Hazel is gentle, alcohol-free, and safe for the whole family. It is a simple, multitasking product I always keep nearby.

Is it part of your face or your first-aid routine?

Our pets deal with itchy skin, dry paws, and irritations just like we do. The problem is that many pet shampoos are fill...
10/20/2025

Our pets deal with itchy skin, dry paws, and irritations just like we do. The problem is that many pet shampoos are filled with harsh chemicals that strip natural oils.

Jordan Essentials Pet Shampoo and Paw Balm are gentle enough for sensitive pets and made with ingredients that soothe instead of sting. They clean well, rinse easily, and leave fur soft and healthy.

We spend so much time caring for everyone else. Our furry family deserves that same care.

Does your pet struggle more in the summer or the winter?

Address

Slidell
70460

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 3pm
Tuesday 12pm - 3pm
Wednesday 12pm - 3pm
Thursday 12pm - 3pm
Friday 12pm - 3pm
Saturday 10am - 5pm

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Semi-Crunchy Mama posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Practice

Send a message to Semi-Crunchy Mama:

Shortcuts

Share

Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Share on LinkedIn
Share on Pinterest Share on Reddit Share via Email
Share on WhatsApp Share on Instagram Share on Telegram