01/23/2026
Before you hunker down in your homes jn preparation for this winter storm, be sure you pick up a cheesecake from . This storm is supposed to start Saturday so be sure that you have plenty of medicine, provisions, cheesecake, salt, gas, cheesecake, cheesecake, gloves, cheesecake, blankets, de-icer, shovels and cheesecake.
In all seriousness, please be safe out there. Please don't speed. No destination is worth risking lives. Be sure that you treat the sidewalk, driveway and the street in front of your house. Having a clean driveway just to drive on a sheet of ice isn't the move. Layer up. Get earmuffs. Drink tea. Don't raid the grocery store for milk. You know damn well that you don't drink that much milk. Eggs don't freeze well so don't raid the stores for that either. Stock up on this canned goods. Be sure to share locations for any warming stations or shelters for our house less communities. Again, layer up. These are prime conditions for frostbite and hypothermia. If you need to drive, allow the car to warm up before driving. Do not leave your car unattended. If you have a garage, be sure to open the garage a bit so the exhaust has an escape to prevent a collection of carbon monoxide.
Once you're done with all of that, get a cheesecake as a reward.