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01/06/2026

Happy New Year!

Slutty Seamoss is now accepting pre-orders, with delivery and pick-up scheduled for the first week of February.

Advance payment is required to secure all orders.

Orders can be placed by:

☆Clicking the link in our bio
☆Sending a direct message to Slutty Seamoss
☆Sending a DM to

A payment link will be sent once your order is placed.

Thank you for your continued support—health is wealth.

12/15/2025

✨ Thank You From the Bottom of Our Hearts ✨

As this year comes to a close, we just want to pause and say THANK YOU to every single customer who supported Slutty Seamoss this year. Your trust in us, your loyalty, and your commitment to your health means more than words can express.🤍 🌊💙

Thank you for allowing us to be a part of your wellness journey and for choosing to nourish your body with intention. Always remember — health is wealth, and taking care of your temple is the greatest investment you can make.

We will be closed for the holidays as we rest, reset, and spend time with our loved ones. Orders and messages will resume after the holiday break.

Wishing you and your families a safe, healthy, and joy-filled holiday season. May your cups (and your bodies) stay full. ✨

With love & gratitude,
Laquita & Monique- Slutty Seamoss

10/09/2025

Lets get into the power of BLADDERWRACK!

🍋 Our Pink Lemonade Sea Moss gel contains:
Lemons, Beets, Strawberries + Bladderwrack Herb 🌿

This powerful blend will keep you both strong and healthy!

Caution - Do not take Bladderwrack if you are breastfeeding. People with iodine allergy should not take Bladderwrack.
Avoid if suffering from hyperthyroidism or bleeding
disorder.

Disclaimer:

These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If pregnant/lactating or taking any medications, please consult your physician prior to use.

Statements regarding dietary supplements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition.

10/05/2025

Did you know sea moss contains 92+ essential minerals your body craves daily? 🌱
Adding Slutty Seamoss Gel to your smoothie supports:
✨ Immunity
✨ Digestion
✨ Radiant skin + healthy hair
✨ Long-lasting energy
Your smoothie just went from basic ➝ superfood powerhouse! 🥤💚

🥭 Mango. 🍌 Banana. 💦 Slutty Seamoss Gel.
That’s all you need for a smoothie that fuels your body + makes your skin GLOW ✨
Don’t just drink it… slay it. 💚
👉 Grab your jar of Slutty Seamoss Gel today and sip your way to sexy health!

10/02/2025

🍂 Hello October! 🍂
School is back in full swing, fall is in the air, and let’s be honest—germs are everywhere. 🤧 But don’t worry, we’ve got your family covered!
Our Cherry-Berry Elderberry Seamoss Gel is packed with benefits the whole family can enjoy:

✨ Boosts the immune system naturally
✨ Supports respiratory health during cold & flu season
✨ Provides 92 of the 102 minerals your body needs
✨ Packed with antioxidants & anti-inflammatory properties

🥄Just 2 tablespoons a day can help keep your family strong, energized, and ready to take on the season. 🍒🍇

Order yours today and give your family the healthy start they deserve this fall!

08/22/2025

🚨 CENTRAL VALLEY — THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER! 🚨

Slutty Seamoss is making its way back this September and you do NOT want to miss this drop! 🫐🍍✨ Our Blueberry-Pineapple with Ashwagandha Slutty Seamoss (and more flavors 👀) are coming in hot, packed with the goodness your body craves and the flavor your taste buds LOVE.

💙 Ingredients that feel good.
💙 Energy that lasts.
💙 Wellness you can taste.

This isn’t just a drop—it’s a MOVEMENT. And Central Valley, you’re next! 🙌

📅 Mark your calendars.
⏳ Just a few days away.
🔥 Limited stock — when it’s gone, it’s gone!

Stay tuned, stay ready, and get ready to glow from the inside out with Slutty Seamoss.

06/27/2025

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06/25/2025

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨

Want to win a 16oz Pineapple Sea Moss Gel? Here’s your chance!

Here’s how to enter:
💥 Tag your friends and get them to follow us!
💥 The person who brings in the most new followers WINS!
💥 Tag as many people as you want — there’s NO limit!

We’ve got 7 days to hit 1,000 followers!
If we don’t make it, we’ll extend the giveaway another week — AND throw in a consolation prize (👕 maybe a T-shirt?) for one lucky participant!

Let’s grow this community and spread the sea moss love! 🌿🍍
Ready, set, TAG! 💪🏾

06/07/2025

🥄 PLACE YOUR ORDERS TODAY FOR DELIVERY IN CENTRAL VALLEY! 🚚

🌞 SUMMER JUST GOT HEALTHIER! 🌿
The Central Valley June & July Seamoss Drop has officially landed! 🍓🍍🥭🫐

All your favorite delicious, body-fueling flavors are here to keep you glowing and going strong all summer long. From Strawberry to Cherry-Berry Elderberry, there’s a jar waiting just for you.

💪 100% natural
🔥 Packed with nutrients
💦 Perfect for that summer energy

📍Limited stock. DM to order or tap the link in bio!

06/03/2025

🔥 FEEL GOOD FUEL JUST GOT SEXY 🔥
Say hello to your new daily obsession — Slutty Seamoss Gel 😋

Packed with 92 minerals, natural energy, and undeniable flavor, this isn’t just seamoss — it’s a lifestyle.

💪 Whether you’re hitting the gym, chasing goals, or just leveling up your wellness, Slutty Seamoss gives your body everything it craves — with a vibe that turns heads.

👕 Rock the brand.
🍯 Scoop the gel.
😋 Taste the glow.

Slutty Seamoss — Ingredients that feel good.
Available now. Are you bold enough to try it?

05/29/2025

🌞 SUMMER JUST GOT HEALTHIER! 🌿
The Central Valley June & July Seamoss Drop has officially landed! 🍓🍍🥭🫐

All your favorite delicious, body-fueling flavors are here to keep you glowing and going strong all summer long. From Strawberry to Cherry-Berry Elderberry, there’s a jar waiting just for you.

💪 100% natural
🔥 Packed with nutrients
💦 Perfect for that summer energy

📍Limited stock. DM to order or tap the link in bio!

04/24/2025

Looking for a delicious and powerful way to fuel your body and support your health? Our Soursop Seamoss Gel – where tropical flavor meets holistic healing!

Why Soursop?
Known as Graviola or Guanábana, Soursop is a tropical superfruit packed with antioxidants, vitamins, and anti-inflammatory compounds. It’s celebrated for:

Supporting a healthy immune system

Promoting digestion and gut health

Boosting energy naturally

Helping fight inflammation

Potential anti-cancer properties (thanks to acetogenins)

🍃Soursop Leaf:
Packed with antioxidants and anti-inflammatory power, Soursop leaf supports immune health, helps fight inflammation, eases pain, promotes restful sleep, and may aid in natural detox.

The Slutty Seamoss Difference:
We don’t just toss ingredients together. We handcraft each jar with love, flavor, and purpose. Our Soursop Seamoss Gel is:

100% natural and vegan

Infused with real soursop pulp

Free from preservatives, fillers, or BS

Made in small batches for maximum freshness and potency

Glow from the inside out. Heal holistically. Taste the difference.