11/28/2025
🍎✨ Bree Van de Kamp would never leave the house without flawless skin… and neither should you. ✨🍎
If Bree can bake a pie, host a funeral luncheon, do Pilates, and deliver a classy insult all before noon,
then you can put on moisturizer today.
At Sweet Tea Skin, we like to channel our inner Bree:
— Polished, but with a side of “don’t test me.”
— Graceful, but firm with our boundaries.
— Glowing skin, even when life feels like an episode of Desperate Housewives.
Just remember:
✨ “No, I cannot worry about your opinion today. I have a skincare routine.”
✨ “Maybe when you stop playing hard to want, you can borrow my SPF.”
✨ “If I had a choice, I’d always choose the high road… but I’ll still exfoliate first.”
So here’s your reminder, sugar:
Put on your serum, straighten your posture, and glide through the day like Wisteria Lane’s red-headed queen.
Perfect skin? No.
Perfect vibes? Absolutely.
🫖💅🍑