01/11/2025
The infamous Slinky Dog Costume Incident of 2021.
A more truer lesson hasn’t been learned. Don’t listen to the internet when it says “if you have twins you should dress them as slinky dog from Toy Story, it will be so cute” …. Because what they really mean is you will have one kid that hates it and melts to the floor being connected to their other half which then the other twin feels offended and feels sad that the other one is so distraught over this slinky connection and also melts to the ground. I laughed for a good 2 minutes over their angst and my pure exhaustion with how much effort I didn’t know existed into these costumes and then took it off and opted on pumpkins (see the joy in the last photo). A much better choice and we knocked on one door and went home.