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Big Schlim Food Reviewer, Washington D.C., DC (2025)

11/11/2025

I got invited out to a family fun golf center in the middle of Maryland. I was wondering why they invited there. Yes…they have mini golf, & all kind of games. Slim…the FOOD!! That’s why they got me to come!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1199 South Pleasant Valley Rd, West Minster M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Autumn Orchard Mocktail ($7 with apple cider, cranberry juice, ginger ale, & dried apple slices). Super fresh, a sweet/sour blend…tasty!!

STAMP!! Their 19th hole Salmon Bites ($17 lightly breaded, & fried salmon with their signature Baltimore remoulade). Crisp, superbly seasoned, & fresh fresh!!

STAMP!! Their Crab Dip ($17 traditional Maryland crab dip topped with cheese, & it comes with a fresh baguette). Cheesy, creamy, with a soft hot baguette!!

STAMP!! Their Carol Island Wagyu Dog ($18 a Wagyu hot dog with jerk chili, diced onions, & mustard with Old Bay fries). This taste like a Halfsmoke, meaty, smoky, & spicy with that chili!! Those fries were LIKE THAT!

STAMP!! Their Peruvian Mojo Steak Tacos ($17 for 3 tacos on flour tortillas with seared steak, pickled red onions, arugula, goat cheese, & a Peruvian green sauce). Rich!! Well blended toppings, a nicely seasoned steak!

LIKE THAT! Their Black White & Purple Burger ($18 a blackened double smash burger with goat cheese, fried onions, with blackberry bbq, & fries). Super tasty burger, tangy/savory/sweet sauce, just a tad bit too much goat cheese.

STAMP!! Their Crab Cake Platter (Mkt. Price $29.99 with a lump crab cake, asparagus, & 3 potato, potato salad). A no filler lump crab cake, well seasoned, garlicky asparagus, & good salad.
Customer Service: On Point, but they knew I was coming!!
Parking: Decent but it gets packed.
Recommendations: Try what I tried!! Play some golf!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/11/2025

I got invited out to a family fun golf center in the middle of Maryland. I was wondering why they invited there. Yes…they have mini golf, & all kind of games. Slim…the FOOD!! That’s why they got me to come!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 1199 South Pleasant Valley Rd, West Minster M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Autumn Orchard Mocktail ($7 with apple cider, cranberry juice, ginger ale, & dried apple slices). Super fresh, a sweet/sour blend…tasty!!

STAMP!! Their 19th hole Salmon Bites ($ lightly breaded, & fried salmon with their signature Baltimore remoulade). Crisp, superbly seasoned, & fresh fresh!!

STAMP!! Their Crab Dip ($17 traditional Maryland crab dip topped with cheese, & it comes with a fresh baguette). Cheesy, creamy, with a soft hot baguette!!

STAMP!! Their Carol Island Wagyu Dog ($18 a Wagyu hot dog with jerk chili, diced onions, & mustard with Old Bay fries). This taste like a Halfsmoke, meaty, smoky, & spicy with that chili!! Those fries were LIKE THAT!

STAMP!! Their Peruvian Mojo Steak Tacos ($17 for 3 tacos on flour tortillas with seared steak, pickled red onions, arugula, goat cheese, & a Peruvian green sauce). Rich!! Well blended toppings, a nicely seasoned steak!

LIKE THAT! Their Black White & Purple Burger ($18 a blackened double smash burger with goat cheese, fried onions, with blackberry bbq, & fries). Super tasty burger, tangy/savory/sweet sauce, just a tad bit too much goat cheese.

STAMP!! Their Crab Cake Platter (Mkt. Price $29.99 with a lump crab cake, asparagus, & 3 potato, potato salad). A no filler lump crab cake, well seasoned, garlicky asparagus, & good salad.
Customer Service: On Point, but they knew I was coming!!
Parking: Decent but it gets packed.
Recommendations: Try what I tried!! Play some golf!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/10/2025

My sister ran up on this food truck, & immediately told me to pull up!! She rarely tells me anything about any kind of restaurant she visits. So when I got this call…I knew it was serious!! LET’S GO!!
Where I am: .cupcakes
Location Reviewed: Her locations vary *Please see her Instagram for dates, times, & locations”
Items Reviewed:
I got their 6 cupcakes for $32 option

STAMP!! Their Biscoff Cookie Cupcake (a yellow cake with a Biscoff drizzle, buttercream, & cookie). My folks dipped into this one, & they said it was Moist, fluffy, with sweet toppings!!

STAMP!! Their Red Velvet Brownie Cupcake (a red velvet cake with buttercream icing, a fudge brownie, & chocolate drizzle). I dipped into this one!! Chocolaty, sweet, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Vanilla Cheesecake Cupcake (a vanilla cake with a vanilla cheesecake, vanilla buttercream, & fresh strawberries). I tasted this one!! Rich, loads of vanilla, fresh!!

LIKE THAT!! Their Strawberry Crunch Cupcake (with vanilla buttercream icing, & strawberry crunch drizzle). I know I did the most with strawberries in this review, but this crunch cake was excellent!! My folks said this was tasty!!

LIKE THAT! Their Strawberry Shortcake Cupcake (with yellow cake, vanilla buttercream icing, & a fresh strawberry). My folks dipped into this one, & they said that they loved the buttercream icing!!

STAMP!! Their Chocolate Brownie Cupcake (a chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream icing, & a brownie on top). My daughter had this one, & said it was Moist, chocolaty, with a nice fudge brownie!!

STAMP!! Their Blueberry Lemonade ($10). Juice, & drink combined…with real lemons in it!! Refreshing!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent at this location.
Recommendations: Get any of their cupcakes!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/10/2025

My sister ran up on this food truck, & immediately told me to pull up!! She rarely tells me anything about any kind of restaurant she visits. So when I got this call…I knew it was serious!! LET’S GO!!
Where I am: .cupcakes
Location Reviewed: Her locations vary *Please see her Instagram for dates, times, & locations”
Items Reviewed:
I got their 6 cupcakes for $32 option

STAMP!! Their Biscoff Cookie Cupcake (a yellow cake with a Biscoff drizzle, buttercream, & cookie). My folks dipped into this one, & they said it was Moist, fluffy, with sweet toppings!!

STAMP!! Their Red Velvet Brownie Cupcake (a red velvet cake with buttercream icing, a fudge brownie, & chocolate drizzle). I dipped into this one!! Chocolaty, sweet, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Vanilla Cheesecake Cupcake (a vanilla cake with a vanilla cheesecake, vanilla buttercream, & fresh strawberries). I tasted this one!! Rich, loads of vanilla, fresh!!

LIKE THAT!! Their Strawberry Crunch Cupcake (with vanilla buttercream icing, & strawberry crunch drizzle). I know I did the most with strawberries in this review, but this crunch cake was excellent!! My folks said this was tasty!!

LIKE THAT! Their Strawberry Shortcake Cupcake (with yellow cake, vanilla buttercream icing, & a fresh strawberry). My folks dipped into this one, & they said that they loved the buttercream icing!!

STAMP!! Their Chocolate Brownie Cupcake (a chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream icing, & a brownie on top). My daughter had this one, & said it was Moist, chocolaty, with a nice fudge brownie!!

STAMP!! Their Blueberry Lemonade ($10). Juice, & drink combined…with real lemons in it!! Refreshing!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent at this location.
Recommendations: Get any of their cupcakes!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/06/2025

There is a pizza spot in Arlington Virginia that I always stop by when I’m in the area!! So, I’m in the area…I stopped by, I had to step off for a second, so MY DAUGHTER did the review!! Yep, LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2710 B Washington Blvd., Arlington Virginia
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Garlic Knots ($7.99 garlicky knotted dough with marinara, Parmesan cheese, & Alfredo sauce). Fluffy dough, garlicky, & cheesy with that Alfredo!!

STAMP!! Their Calzone ($12.99 with ricotta, sausage, & pepperoni). Meaty, cheesy, saucy…with a nice dough!!

STAMP!! Their Vegan Wings ($14.98 six vegan wings dipped in a gochujang sauce). If you like vegan this spot has a lot of different options…these wings were well made!!

DELICIOUS. Their Chicken Alfredo ($12.99 Alfredo noodles with Alfred sauce, chicken, & garlic sticks). My daughter had this, everything is here, it was a tad bit salty.

LIKE THAT! Their Beef Lasagna ($13.99 lasagna noodles layered with beef, marinara, & cheese).

LIKE THAT! Their Pepperoni Pizza ($14.99 a medium size pepperoni pie). Classic, cheesy, & tasty!

STAMP!! Their Elote Pizza ($19.99 with corn, cilantro, Parmesan cheese, chipotle mayo, tajin, & it’s based in a garlic parm sauce). This pizza works!! I always get this when I come in here…TRY IT!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent, but it can get packed.
Recommendations: Get that elote pie!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/06/2025

There is a pizza spot in Arlington Virginia that I always stop by when I’m in the area!! So, I’m in the area…I stopped by, I had to step off for a second, so MY DAUGHTER did the review!! Yep, LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2710 B Washington Blvd., Arlington Virginia
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Garlic Knots ($7.99 garlicky knotted dough with marinara, Parmesan cheese, & Alfredo sauce). Fluffy dough, garlicky, & cheesy with that Alfredo!!

STAMP!! Their Calzone ($12.99 with ricotta, sausage, & pepperoni). Meaty, cheesy, saucy…with a nice dough!!

STAMP!! Their Vegan Wings ($14.98 six vegan wings dipped in a gochujang sauce). If you like vegan this spot has a lot of different options…these wings were well made!!

DELICIOUS. Their Chicken Alfredo ($12.99 Alfredo noodles with Alfred sauce, chicken, & garlic sticks). My daughter had this, everything is here, it was a tad bit salty.

LIKE THAT! Their Beef Lasagna ($13.99 lasagna noodles layered with beef, marinara, & cheese).

LIKE THAT! Their Pepperoni Pizza ($14.99 a medium size pepperoni pie). Classic, cheesy, & tasty!

STAMP!! Their Elote Pizza ($19.99 with corn, cilantro, Parmesan cheese, chipotle mayo, tajin, & it’s based in a garlic parm sauce). This pizza works!! I always get this when I come in here…TRY IT!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent, but it can get packed.
Recommendations: Get that elote pie!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/05/2025

It was simply time for me to get back to this spot!! You’ve probably been here before, so you already know what the food is hittin on!! Nuff said…let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 731 Cady Dr., Ft.Washington M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Firecracker Fried Shrimp ($8 Happy Hour priced, with 4 shrimp). Well sauced, sweet, & tangy!!

LIKE THAT! Their Lou’s Chicken Nachos ($16 with jalapeños, pico de gallo, chicken, cheese, lettuce, sour cream, tortilla chips, & salsa). Eat these quickly, tasty for sure, but they do get soggy after a while!

STAMP!! Their Loaded Crab Fries ($14 with crab meat, bacon, cheese, sour cream, pico de gallo, & jalapeno on thick cut fries). These HIT!! Cheesy, meaty, fresh, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Crab Balls ($18 four fried crab cake balls with a spicy boom boom sauce). Get’em!! Well seasoned, with a creamy binder, & meaty!!

STAMP!! Their Salmon Bites ($12 fried salmon chunks with a remoulade). Crispy, thick, with a savory dip!!

LIKE THAT! Their Wings ($8 Happy Hour priced-8 smoked & fried lemon pepper wings). A tad bit Cajun, but when I tell you these wings were flavorful…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Lamb Chop Entree ($40 with 3 seasoned chops, Mac n cheese, & collard greens). The chops were well sauced, & tender. The greens were nicely salted, & tender.

STAMP!! Their Mocktail ($3 pineapple, mango, & seltzer). Refreshing, JUICE, & sweet!!

STAMP!! Their Sticky Ribs ($12 with 4 sauced pork ribs). Sweet, saucy, meaty with a lil bit of heat!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get them Chops!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/05/2025

It was simply time for me to get back to this spot!! You’ve probably been here before, so you already know what the food is hittin on!! Nuff said…let’s GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 731 Cady Dr., Ft.Washington M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Firecracker Fried Shrimp ($8 Happy Hour priced, with 4 shrimp). Well sauced, sweet, & tangy!!

LIKE THAT! Their Lou’s Chicken Nachos ($16 with jalapeños, pico de gallo, chicken, cheese, lettuce, sour cream, tortilla chips, & salsa). Eat these quickly, tasty for sure, but they do get soggy after a while!

STAMP!! Their Loaded Crab Fries ($14 with crab meat, bacon, cheese, sour cream, pico de gallo, & jalapeno on thick cut fries). These HIT!! Cheesy, meaty, fresh, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Crab Balls ($18 four fried crab cake balls with a spicy boom boom sauce). Get’em!! Well seasoned, with a creamy binder, & meaty!!

STAMP!! Their Salmon Bites ($12 fried salmon chunks with a remoulade). Crispy, thick, with a savory dip!!

LIKE THAT! Their Wings ($8 Happy Hour priced-8 smoked & fried lemon pepper wings). A tad bit Cajun, but when I tell you these wings were flavorful…STAMP!!

STAMP!! Their Lamb Chop Entree ($40 with 3 seasoned chops, Mac n cheese, & collard greens). The chops were well sauced, & tender. The greens were nicely salted, & tender.

STAMP!! Their Mocktail ($3 pineapple, mango, & seltzer). Refreshing, JUICE, & sweet!!

STAMP!! Their Sticky Ribs ($12 with 4 sauced pork ribs). Sweet, saucy, meaty with a lil bit of heat!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get them Chops!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/04/2025

A rack of folks jumped in my inbox about this spot!! I started to see my fellow reviewers hot this spot up too!! So…I pulled up!! Let’s go see, what they’re hittin on!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 7101 Allentown Rd., Ft.Washington M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Fried Fish Sandwich ($10 fried whiting with bread, hot sauce, & their special sauce). Crispy, hot, well seasoned, with a sweet spicy dip!!

LIKE THAT! Their Chicken Box ($25 fried chicken wings, seasoned fries, & 2 pieces of cornbread). Fried thoroughly, crisp, lightly seasoned…tasty! The fries, & cornbread were just DELICIOUS.

LIKE THAT! Their Fruit Punch Drink ($5 drink, not juice). Sweet sweet, but fulfilling!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get the fish, try the chicken…YOU be the judge!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/04/2025

A rack of folks jumped in my inbox about this spot!! I started to see my fellow reviewers hot this spot up too!! So…I pulled up!! Let’s go see, what they’re hittin on!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 7101 Allentown Rd., Ft.Washington M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Fried Fish Sandwich ($10 fried whiting with bread, hot sauce, & their special sauce). Crispy, hot, well seasoned, with a sweet spicy dip!!

LIKE THAT! Their Chicken Box ($25 fried chicken wings, seasoned fries, & 2 pieces of cornbread). Fried thoroughly, crisp, lightly seasoned…tasty! The fries, & cornbread were just DELICIOUS.

LIKE THAT! Their Fruit Punch Drink ($5 drink, not juice). Sweet sweet, but fulfilling!!
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Get the fish, try the chicken…YOU be the judge!!
Accessibility: It’s wheelchair friendly, & it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/03/2025

When I saw this smash burger spot with a twist I had to pull up!! Ok es like these are a reason why I love the DC area!! Just the diversity that we have here is like that!! Now let’s go try these burgers where you might find a mint chutney sauce on!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 150 Elden St 180 Herndon VA.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Classic Smash Burger ($6.99 with a grass fed beef patty, pickles, American cheese, & their Bhai sauce). A classic well made burger, with a tangy Bhai sauce, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Bhai Ka Burger ($11.99 with a turkey bacon infused smashed beef burger, lettuce, pickled jalapeños, pepper Jack cheese, & their Bhai secret sauce)

LIKE THAT! Their Chick-A-Tikka Burger ($9.99 with Tandoori grilled chicken, mint chutney, & American cheese). Different, well grilled chicken, you tasted every flavor in this sandwich!

LIKE THAT!! Their Masala Fries ($5 fries dusted in Masala seasoning). Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside with that curry based Masala dust!!

STAMP Their Loaded Fries ($11 with a grass fed smash burger, their secret sauce, & American cheese). I didn’t realize it was a whole burger on here…that, & the sauce…YES!!

STAMP!! Their Falooda Milkshake ($10 a creamy sweet rose syrup). Sweet, floral, & creamy!!

DECENT. Their Rose Limeade ($5 rose flavored limeade). A tad bit too warm with a bitter aftertaste .
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Can’t go wrong with their burgers!!
Accessibility: It’s NOT wheelchair friendly, BUT it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

11/03/2025

When I saw this smash burger spot with a twist I had to pull up!! Ok es like these are a reason why I love the DC area!! Just the diversity that we have here is like that!! Now let’s go try these burgers where you might find a mint chutney sauce on!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 150 Elden St 180 Herndon VA.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Classic Smash Burger ($6.99 with a grass fed beef patty, pickles, American cheese, & their Bhai sauce). A classic well made burger, with a tangy Bhai sauce, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Bhai Ka Burger ($11.99 with a turkey bacon infused smashed beef burger, lettuce, pickled jalapeños, pepper Jack cheese, & their Bhai secret sauce)

LIKE THAT! Their Chick-A-Tikka Burger ($9.99 with Tandoori grilled chicken, mint chutney, & American cheese). Different, well grilled chicken, you tasted every flavor in this sandwich!

LIKE THAT!! Their Masala Fries ($5 fries dusted in Masala seasoning). Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside with that curry based Masala dust!!

STAMP Their Loaded Fries ($11 with a grass fed smash burger, their secret sauce, & American cheese). I didn’t realize it was a whole burger on here…that, & the sauce…YES!!

STAMP!! Their Falooda Milkshake ($10 a creamy sweet rose syrup). Sweet, floral, & creamy!!

DECENT. Their Rose Limeade ($5 rose flavored limeade). A tad bit too warm with a bitter aftertaste .
Customer Service: On Point
Parking: Decent.
Recommendations: Can’t go wrong with their burgers!!
Accessibility: It’s NOT wheelchair friendly, BUT it’s differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

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