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Big Schlim Food Reviewer, Washington D.C., DC (2025)

12/19/2025

Good Folks, Spiced Black is looking for a new location!! Wait…you know what Spiced Black is right? That soul food chipotle in Upper Marlboro!! I’m going to show you if you don’t know, but, in the meantime jump in my comments, & let them know where their next location should be!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 10420 Campus Way South, Upper Marlboro M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Mango Caribbean Jerk Salad Bowl ($18 with salmon, mango salsa, avocado, plantain chip croutons, mixed greens, chopped romaine, & Spiced Black’s signature Jerk Vinaigrette Dressing). Lite, crisp, fresh to def, with a savory jerk vinaigrette!!

STAMP!! Their Spicy Tomato Jollof Bowl ($ with shrimp, red onion, sun ripened cherry tomatoes, pickled habanero peppers, green onion on a bed of Jollof rice with Spiced Black’s signature spicy tomato sauce). Spicy, rich Jollof, hearty tomatoes, a go to meal for me when here!!

STAMP!! Their BBQ Southern Soul Bowl ($16 with bbq chicken, Carolina white rice, roasted sweet potatoes, charred collard greens, homemade cornbread croutons with Spiced Black’s signature Sharp Cheddar Cheese Sauce). Another on of my go to’s!! Well put together, saucy, savory, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Drinks ($5 each house made cucumber mint lemonade, ice tea, tropical fruit punch, & kale lemonade). All these juices, are JUICE, not drink, tasty, & super fresh!!

STAMP!! Their Cakes ($ their banana cake, & sweet potato cake). Both of these were soft, tasty, & sweet!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent
Recommendations: Get any bowl!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/19/2025

Good Folks, Spiced Black is looking for a new location!! Wait…you know what Spiced Black is right? That soul food chipotle in Upper Marlboro!! I’m going to show you if you don’t know, but, in the meantime jump in my comments, & let them know where their next location should be!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 10420 Campus Way South, Upper Marlboro M.D.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Mango Caribbean Jerk Salad Bowl ($18 with salmon, mango salsa, avocado, plantain chip croutons, mixed greens, chopped romaine, & Spiced Black’s signature Jerk Vinaigrette Dressing). Lite, crisp, fresh to def, with a savory jerk vinaigrette!!

STAMP!! Their Spicy Tomato Jollof Bowl ($ with shrimp, red onion, sun ripened cherry tomatoes, pickled habanero peppers, green onion on a bed of Jollof rice with Spiced Black’s signature spicy tomato sauce). Spicy, rich Jollof, hearty tomatoes, a go to meal for me when here!!

STAMP!! Their BBQ Southern Soul Bowl ($16 with bbq chicken, Carolina white rice, roasted sweet potatoes, charred collard greens, homemade cornbread croutons with Spiced Black’s signature Sharp Cheddar Cheese Sauce). Another on of my go to’s!! Well put together, saucy, savory, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Drinks ($5 each house made cucumber mint lemonade, ice tea, tropical fruit punch, & kale lemonade). All these juices, are JUICE, not drink, tasty, & super fresh!!

STAMP!! Their Cakes ($ their banana cake, & sweet potato cake). Both of these were soft, tasty, & sweet!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent
Recommendations: Get any bowl!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/19/2025

I found a startup that caught all of my attention!! They specialize in selling dark meat chicken, & gourmet French fries!! I’m in Baltimore, LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 210 South Central Ave., Baltimore M.D. inside of
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their 4 Cheese Fry Creation ($11 for fat fries *skinny fries optional* with 4 cheese Alfredo sauce, black gold, & fried chicken thighs). Slim…this Alfredo sauce HIT!! Crisp chicken, well sized fries, a whole meal!!

STAMP!! Their Boss Bird Sandwich ($10.99 a buttermilk battered fried chicken thigh, with their Signature Auntie’s coleslaw, skinny fries, & their house jerk sauce). A fried chicken thigh like Mamma would make, well seasoned, a tasty slaw, crispy fries, & sweet with mild heat sauce!!

STAMP!! Their Double Fi**ed Platter ($15.99 a boneless buttermilk fried thigh, a grilled thigh, skinny, & fat fries with their signature blueberry cayenne sauce, citrus ginger sauce, spicy cucumbers, & Aunties coleslaw). I loved both versions of the chicken, both fries, even the cucumbers!! My favorite sauce was the blueberry!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent
Recommendations: Try their chicken!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/19/2025

I found a startup that caught all of my attention!! They specialize in selling dark meat chicken, & gourmet French fries!! I’m in Baltimore, LET’S GO!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 210 South Central Ave., Baltimore M.D. inside of
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their 4 Cheese Fry Creation ($11 for fat fries *skinny fries optional* with 4 cheese Alfredo sauce, black gold, & fried chicken thighs). Slim…this Alfredo sauce HIT!! Crisp chicken, well sized fries, a whole meal!!

STAMP!! Their Boss Bird Sandwich ($10.99 a buttermilk battered fried chicken thigh, with their Signature Auntie’s coleslaw, skinny fries, & their house jerk sauce). A fried chicken thigh like Mamma would make, well seasoned, a tasty slaw, crispy fries, & sweet with mild heat sauce!!

STAMP!! Their Double Fi**ed Platter ($15.99 a boneless buttermilk fried thigh, a grilled thigh, skinny, & fat fries with their signature blueberry cayenne sauce, citrus ginger sauce, spicy cucumbers, & Aunties coleslaw). I loved both versions of the chicken, both fries, even the cucumbers!! My favorite sauce was the blueberry!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Parking: Decent
Recommendations: Try their chicken!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/17/2025

This Sub Sandwich spot is located in the back of a corner store!! It’s in these kind of places that you sometimes find the BEST food!! Well after seeing them on my timeline…I pulled UP!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2024 P St., N.W. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Sausage, Egg, & Cheese Breakfast Sandwich ($10.95 with house made sausage, Cooper sharp cheese, & a fried egg). Thick, you tasted the sage in the sausage. The cooper sharp rounded this sandwich off!!

STAMP!! Their Turkey Sub ($15.95 provolone, turkey, Banana peppers, hot peppers, tomato, lettuce, mayo, oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, & oregano). Messy, but plentiful, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Hot Pastrami Sandwich ($14.95 with Swiss, pastrami, spicy mustard, pickles & onions). Super fresh, tender, with the perfect toppings!!

STAMP!! Their Mortadella Breakfast Sandwich ($10.95 with mortadella pork, & Cooper Sharp cheese). Cheesy, a meaty salted pork, a sleeper!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Try their Breakfast!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/17/2025

This Sub Sandwich spot is located in the back of a corner store!! It’s in these kind of places that you sometimes find the BEST food!! Well after seeing them on my timeline…I pulled UP!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 2024 P St., N.W. Washington D.C.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Sausage, Egg, & Cheese Breakfast Sandwich ($10.95 with house made sausage, Cooper sharp cheese, & a fried egg). Thick, you tasted the sage in the sausage. The cooper sharp rounded this sandwich off!!

STAMP!! Their Turkey Sub ($15.95 provolone, turkey, Banana peppers, hot peppers, tomato, lettuce, mayo, oil, vinegar, salt, pepper, & oregano). Messy, but plentiful, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Hot Pastrami Sandwich ($14.95 with Swiss, pastrami, spicy mustard, pickles & onions). Super fresh, tender, with the perfect toppings!!

STAMP!! Their Mortadella Breakfast Sandwich ($10.95 with mortadella pork, & Cooper Sharp cheese). Cheesy, a meaty salted pork, a sleeper!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Try their Breakfast!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/16/2025

I’m with my family out Virginia…HUNGRY!! We all decided on Peruvian chicken, and right across the street was a familiar spot!! Nuff said…we pulled up!!
Where I am: .charcoal
Location Reviewed: 13580 Foulger Square, Woodbridge V.A.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Build Your Own Bowl ($11.99 a bowl with chicken, fried rice, pico de gallo, sour cream, cheese, black beans, peppers, & salsa verde). My daughter loved this, especially with it being fried rice!!

STAMP!! Their Build Your Own Burrito ($11.99 a burrito with chicken, lettuce, pico de gallo, corn, fried rice, sour cream, & black beans). My son STAMPED this!! He said it was better than average.

STAMP!! Their Monument Melt Burger ($8.99 a smash burger with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard, & American cheese). Simple, & tasty!! A juicy burger on a brioche bun!!

LIKE THAT! Their Beltway Bird Sandwich ($8.99 a fried chicken breast with slaw, & their signature hot sauce). Crispy, flavorful, with a little less slaw…STAMP!!

DECENT. Their Fried Tilapia ($14.99 a whole fried tilapia with cheesy potatoes, & slaw). Well fried, just a tad bit dry.

STAMP!! Their Lomo Saltado ($17.99 with steak, onions, rice, gravy, & tomatoes over fries). Well seasoned, tender steak, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Whole Chicken Special ($35.99 with a whole rotisserie chicken, with a large side of fried rice, veggies, salsas, & plantains). The chicken is always a STAMP!! The fried rice, & plantains…LIKE THAT! The veggies…DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Whole Bird ($28.99 a whole rotisserie chicken I got for tomorrow). STAMP…hands down!!

LIKE THAT! Their Carne Asada Quesadilla($11.99 with beef. & cheese in a tortilla). Cheesy, & a crisp shell, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Tacos ($11.99 a shrimp, steak, & chicken taco all with pico, & salsa). The shrimp, & chicken tacos…STAMP!! Their steak taco…LIKE THAT!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get that Chicken!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/16/2025

I’m with my family out Virginia…HUNGRY!! We all decided on Peruvian chicken, and right across the street was a familiar spot!! Nuff said…we pulled up!!
Where I am: .charcoal
Location Reviewed: 13580 Foulger Square, Woodbridge V.A.
Items Reviewed:
STAMP!! Their Build Your Own Bowl ($11.99 a bowl with chicken, fried rice, pico de gallo, sour cream, cheese, black beans, peppers, & salsa verde). My daughter loved this, especially with it being fried rice!!

STAMP!! Their Build Your Own Burrito ($11.99 a burrito with chicken, lettuce, pico de gallo, corn, fried rice, sour cream, & black beans). My son STAMPED this!! He said it was better than average.

STAMP!! Their Monument Melt Burger ($8.99 a smash burger with lettuce, tomato, ketchup, mustard, & American cheese). Simple, & tasty!! A juicy burger on a brioche bun!!

STAMP!! Their Beltway Bird Sandwich ($8.99 a fried chicken breast with slaw, & their signature hot sauce).

DECENT. Their Fried Tilapia ($14.99 a whole fried tilapia with cheesy potatoes, & slaw). Well fried, just a tad bit dry.

STAMP!! Their Lomo Saltado ($17.99 with steak, onions, rice, gravy, & tomatoes over fries). Well seasoned, tender steak, & tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Whole Chicken Special ($35.99 with a whole rotisserie chicken, with a large side of fried rice, veggies, salsas, & plantains). The chicken is always a STAMP!! The fried rice, & plantains…LIKE THAT! The veggies…DELICIOUS.

STAMP!! Their Whole Bird ($28.99 a whole rotisserie chicken I got for tomorrow). STAMP…hands down!!

LIKE THAT! Their Carne Asada Quesadilla($11.99 with beef. & cheese in a tortilla). Cheesy, & a crisp shell, tasty!!

STAMP!! Their Tacos ($11.99 a shrimp, steak, & chicken taco all with pico, & salsa). The shrimp, & chicken tacos…STAMP!! Their steak taco…LIKE THAT!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get that Chicken!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/15/2025

Have y’all had Lebanese food before? No? I have!! So, I found a spot in Rockville Maryland that’s family owned, & authentic!! I actually had a good time trying new food!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am: LebTav (multiple locations)
Location: 1629 Rockville Pike , Rockville
Items Reviewed:
DELICIOUS. Their Shwarma Rolls ($6.75 with beef, pomegranate, & labneh-a strained yogurt). Good, I just needed a tip more flavor with these.

DELICIOUS. Their Fries ($6.50 with a garlic dip). The fries were fries, but dipped in that garlic dip…LIKE THAT!!

STAMP!! Their Traditional Platter ($14.95 hummus, grape leaf, kibbeh-a beef stuffed pastry, falafel, baba ganoush-roasted eggplants, & tabule-a parsley, tomato , & onion salad). The eggplant was DELICIOUS, the salad, & hummus were STAMPED, the falafel, & grape leaf were DECENT, & the kibbeh was LIKE THAT!!

STAMP!! Their Salmon Salad Bowl ($17 with crispy seasoned salmon, & a spring mix salad with feta cheese, lemon, & house dressing). Nicely flavored crisp salmon, with a hearty salad!!

STAMP!! Taverna Platter ($15.50 with beef, spiced rice, hummus, & a side salad). Well seasoned beef, mildly spicy rice, & tasty hummus!!

STAMP!! Their Lamb & Chicken in Rice Bowl ($14.50 with grilled lamb & chicken meat, rice, peppers, pitas, & sauces). Get this!! Traditionally spiced proteins, well grilled, especially good with their house pitas!!

STAMP!! The Drinks (Their housemade lemonade $3.50, & their Jalab drink-a drink made from dates, with dried raisins at the bottom, & almonds-$2.50). Fresh lemonade, & that Jalab drink was super sweet, thick, & oddly tasty with the raisins!!

STAMP!! Their Dessert ($3.50 for their baklava-a phyllo dough pastry with pistachios, & honey, & $2.50 for their Kanafa-a crispy buttery pastry). Both of these desserts were fresh, sweet, & well made!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Try what I STAMPED!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/15/2025

Have y’all had Lebanese food before? No? I have!! So, I found a spot in Rockville Maryland that’s family owned, & authentic!! I actually had a good time trying new food!! Let’s GO!!
Where I am: LebTav (multiple locations)
Location: 1629 Rockville Pike , Rockville
Items Reviewed:
DELICIOUS. Their Shwarma Rolls ($6.75 with beef, pomegranate, & labneh-a strained yogurt). Good, I just needed a tip more flavor with these.

DELICIOUS. Their Fries ($6.50 with a garlic dip). The fries were fries, but dipped in that garlic dip…LIKE THAT!!

STAMP!! Their Traditional Platter ($14.95 hummus, grape leaf, kibbeh-a beef stuffed pastry, falafel, baba ganoush-roasted eggplants, & tabule-a parsley, tomato , & onion salad). The eggplant was DELICIOUS, the salad, & hummus were STAMPED, the falafel, & grape leaf were DECENT, & the kibbeh was LIKE THAT!!

STAMP!! Their Salmon Salad Bowl ($17 with crispy seasoned salmon, & a spring mix salad with feta cheese, lemon, & house dressing). Nicely flavored crisp salmon, with a hearty salad!!

STAMP!! Taverna Platter ($15.50 with beef, spiced rice, hummus, & a side salad). Well seasoned beef, mildly spicy rice, & tasty hummus!!

STAMP!! Their Lamb & Chicken in Rice Bowl ($14.50 with grilled lamb & chicken meat, rice, peppers, pitas, & sauces). Get this!! Traditionally spiced proteins, well grilled, especially good with their house pitas!!

STAMP!! The Drinks (Their housemade lemonade $3.50, & their Jalab drink-a drink made from dates, with dried raisins at the bottom, & almonds-$2.50). Fresh lemonade, & that Jalab drink was super sweet, thick, & oddly tasty with the raisins!!

STAMP!! Their Dessert ($3.50 for their baklava-a phyllo dough pastry with pistachios, & honey, & $2.50 for their Kanafa-a crispy buttery pastry). Both of these desserts were fresh, sweet, & well made!!
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Try what I STAMPED!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/14/2025

I love a good juice, as y’all know!! So, I got wind of this juice spot that does fresh all natural, cold pressed juices, & juice cleanse’s. Let me show you what I’m talking about!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 4331 St. Barnabas Rd., Marlow Heights M.D. inside of
Items Reviewed:
4 Juices for $30 they are 100% natural, no preservatives, & no sugar!! Check their Instagram above for juice cleanse, & all other prices!!

Their Just Beet It Juice (with beets, carrots, apples, lemon, & honey). Lemony, earthy, & sweet!!

Their Urything Tropical (with pineapple, orange, & apple). Tasty, refreshing, & super fresh!!

Their Raspy (with raspberry, & apple). When I got to this, I drank the whole thing in one setting.

Their That’s Good Baby (with kale, green apple, pineapple, & orange). I couldn’t even taste the kale!! All juice, & tasty!!

Their Smoothie ($10
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get ANY of their juices!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

12/14/2025

I love a good juice, as y’all know!! So, I got wind of this juice spot that does fresh all natural, cold pressed juices, & juice cleanse’s. Let me show you what I’m talking about!!
Where I am:
Location Reviewed: 4331 St. Barnabas Rd., Marlow Heights M.D. inside of
Items Reviewed:
4 Juices for $30 they are 100% natural, no preservatives, & no sugar!! Check their Instagram above for juice cleanse, & all other prices!!

Their Just Beet It Juice (with beets, carrots, apples, lemon, & honey). Lemony, earthy, & sweet!!

Their Urything Tropical (with pineapple, orange, & apple). Tasty, refreshing, & super fresh!!

Their Raspy (with raspberry, & apple). When I got to this, I drank the whole thing in one setting.

Their That’s Good Baby (with kale, green apple, pineapple, & orange). I couldn’t even taste the kale!! All juice, & tasty!!

Their Smoothie ($10
Customer Service: On Point.
Recommendations: Get ANY of their juices!!

Accessibility: This spot is wheelchair friendly, & differently abled persons friendly.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=STAMP
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️➕=LIKE THAT
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️=DELICIOUS
⭐️⭐️⭐️=DECENT
⭐️⭐️=PASS
⭐️=NAH

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