Lucky Stiff Funeral Home

Lucky Stiff Funeral Home A budget friendly funeral home serving the Weiner Arkansas metropolitan area who also sells clothing

Yall we hate to admit this, but against our better judgement we left the back door open last night to Air the place out ...
09/15/2025

Yall we hate to admit this, but against our better judgement we left the back door open last night to Air the place out after Mortimer did the 9x9x9 challenge (successfully) at the cardinals game but in the process of airing the morgue out somebody came through and took all the decedents wallets we got security footage of who we think may have done it

If you got any leads on who this might be please contact our office

We have ways of dealing with these sticky fingered winged jerks

-management

Due to some recent incidents we’ve had to update our internal rules of conduct here at lucky stiff
08/25/2025

Due to some recent incidents we’ve had to update our internal rules of conduct here at lucky stiff

Great news!!: Due to the fact that our wonderful mortician Mortimer went and hijacked a casket truck the other night we ...
08/11/2022

Great news!!:

Due to the fact that our wonderful mortician Mortimer went and hijacked a casket truck the other night we are now offering caskets at a SEVERE discount

We’re talking THOUSANDS of dollars off!!!
Prices are:

Children’s caskets: $35-75 out the door
Adult caskets starting at $100
And Extra large caskets for those THICC folk starting at $120!!
Hurry up and get one bought before the local sheriff decides to start snooping around!!!!

We’re still at our wonderful location in scenic Wiener Arkansas!!!

Give us a call today!

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10/12/2021

Due to low death rates in our area lately we will be holding a squid game like event

Winner gets an undisclosed amount of cash along with a free burial coupon!

08/14/2021

Removal reminder:

If you die and happen to fall in between the toilet and shower we WILL NOT recover your body any longer!

We’ve lost several removal techs due to slips and falls because somebody’s granddad popped an artery and fell between the shower and toilet

Thank you for being understanding in this trying time

Reminder: Pay your funeral tabOr else
10/31/2020

Reminder: Pay your funeral tab

Or else

10/29/2020

We want to make a sincere apology to the family who’s grandfather had been charged with armed robbery

The man had skin slippage and Mortimer used his de-gloved hand to commit armed robbery and leave the deceased’s fingerprints everywhere

Mortimer has been suspended for 2 weeks as punishment so with that being said we are looking for a temporary mortician the less experience the better

Pay starts at 2 30 racks of miller light and $42.50 a week

06/08/2020

We are proud to announce we are now offering Viking funerals!!!

Now granted we don’t have any wicker or a lake or the permits to do it but we have Mortimer with a 4x4 piece of timber that says we can do what we want

So I’m conclusion if you want your meat prison thrown in a big ass bonfire we can do that

Contact us today! We have 110 octane and plenty of wood pallets standing by!

Due to the coronavirus and the ever changing economic climate during this crisis we are proud to announce we are expandi...
03/17/2020

Due to the coronavirus and the ever changing economic climate during this crisis we are proud to announce we are expanding operations to include a new vehicular salvage operation in Little Rock Arkansas!

We are happy to announce we are now buying your deceased’s cars and trucks or even just unwanted cars and trucks we’ll pay out depending on make, model and condition!

Contact us today to put some fat stacks in your pocket to buy more supplies!

03/12/2020

Due to the outbreak of covid-19 we will no longer be burying bodies till further notice, all deceased will be sent through Mortimers wood chipper then disposed of in 55 gallon drums

We apologize for the inconvenience but it really be like this sometimes

Sincerely
Management

When it comes to fixing your deceased’s face after a horrible accident we only use the best products!
02/25/2020

When it comes to fixing your deceased’s face after a horrible accident we only use the best products!

Just a friendly reminder:We can just throw your co**se in the nearest dumpster for the low price of $100 plus tax In Del...
02/17/2020

Just a friendly reminder:

We can just throw your co**se in the nearest dumpster for the low price of $100 plus tax In Delaware

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Weiner, AR
72479

Opening Hours

Tuesday 7:59am - 8:13am
Thursday 9:18am - 9:23am
Friday 12:01am - 4:20am
Sunday 11:59am - 1:27pm

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