09/15/2025
Yall we hate to admit this, but against our better judgement we left the back door open last night to Air the place out after Mortimer did the 9x9x9 challenge (successfully) at the cardinals game but in the process of airing the morgue out somebody came through and took all the decedents wallets we got security footage of who we think may have done it
If you got any leads on who this might be please contact our office
We have ways of dealing with these sticky fingered winged jerks
-management
