Scarlet Alchemist

04/13/2026

“Livin’ the dream” 😂

Yeah… sure you are.

We all know that’s code for “I’m one bad Monday away from losing my sh*t.” 😡💸

Is your job slowly sucking the life out of you, one soul-crushing meeting at a time?
Saving $3 on groceries isn’t gonna save your soul, bestie.

So here’s my honest (and slightly petty) invitation:

If you’re tired of pretending your 9-5 isn’t draining the absolute hell out of you, and you want real flexibility, uncapped income, and the freedom to build this on your terms instead of someone else’s…
Come join my team, and then build your own!

I’m not looking for hustle-culture warriors who want to grind 24/7 until they hate their life.

I’m looking for normal humans who want to make good money without selling their peace.

No pressure. No toxic positivity. Just real talk.
If your job is sucking the life out of you and you’re ready for an escape…

Text me: 385-235-1960
Let’s get you the hell out of there 💙

12/11/2025

Santa's got a naughty list now your aura does too. 🤪

I just dropped the Christmas Specials!❤️

For one dollar: Your Human Design Christmas Survival Guide (spoiler: Manifestors get lumps of coal, but in a cute way).🥹

For one dollar: Type Overview-like Myers-Briggs but without the beard envy.

And free: Health & Wellness Hacks for insomniac Humans who still need to wrap gifts.🎁🎁

Merry crisis. 🌲

page for specials from human design booths and live events

09/17/2025

Wednesday wisdom that'll save you YEARS of confusion: Stop taking advice from people who aren't your energy type. 🛑

That productivity guru who wakes at 4am and crushes 20 tasks before noon? Probably a Generator or MG. If you're a Projector trying to keep up, you'll burn out by Thursday.

Your Manifestor friend who just "goes for it" without asking anyone? Great for them. Terrible advice if you're a Generator who needs to wait to respond.

The Reflector who takes a month to make decisions? Perfect for their lunar cycle. You might need 10 seconds (emotional authority) or sleep on it (splenic).

Here's the thing: We're all giving advice based on what works for OUR design. But your design might need something completely different.

This is why generic self-help doesn't work. You need YOUR manual, not theirs.

Who's ready to stop following everyone else's blueprint? 🙋‍♀️

09/16/2025

Real talk Tuesday: Your biggest "flaw" might actually be your design working perfectly. 🎯

Think you're too sensitive? You might be a Reflector or have undefined centers picking up everyone's energy.

Can't stick to one thing? Hello, Manifesting Generator - you're SUPPOSED to multi-task.

Feel lazy compared to others? Projector, you're not meant to work 9-5 like a Generator.

Always pi***ng people off? Manifestor, you're here to initiate, not make everyone comfortable.

I spent years trying to "fix" myself. Turns out I was trying to fix what wasn't broken - just different.

Your Human Design shows you exactly why you work the way you do. And spoiler alert: there's nothing wrong with you.

What "flaw" are you ready to reframe as your superpower? Tell me below - let's flip the script together. 👇

09/15/2025

Just wrecked by Peloton’s sneaky rental scam! Three years, $3,800 out of pocket-buyout STILL won’t drop below seven hundred fifty, no agreement, no rent-to-own fairy tale. Now they’re ghosting my emails as I beg ’em to haul this thing away ‘cause I won’t pay another dime.

Who needs cardio when you can rage-burn calories instead?

, let me get this straight:

I've dumped almost $3,800 into this bike and your program over 3 YEARS.
And you STILL want $750 to actually own it?

This isn't a rental or a rent to own. This is a financial hostage situation. 🚲💸

I've paid more than the bike's worth, and you want me to PAY AGAIN to keep something I've already funded? The math isn't mathing, and my wallet is SCREAMING.

Oh, and the cherry on top? They want the bike BACK after all this. Never provided a clear agreement, and now they’re ghosting my emails.

Rental program?

More like Rental SCAM. Purchase it outright or don’t bother. There … I said what I said.

09/15/2025

Monday motivation? Nah. Monday PERMISSION SLIP. ✨

You have permission to:
• Work with your energy, not against it
• Take breaks when your body says so (not when your calendar says so)
• Say "let me feel into that" instead of an instant yes
• Trust your gut over your brain
• Be "unproductive" if nothing's lighting you up today

Your Human Design isn't here to make you more productive. It's here to make you more YOU.

And guess what? When you're aligned with your design, everything flows easier. Work, relationships, decisions - all of it.

So this Monday, instead of forcing yourself into someone else's blueprint, how about honoring your own?

POLL TIME 📊 Would you show up for FREE mini Human Design readings on Monday mornings? Like if you're interested - I'm thinking quick 10-min live sessions to start your week aligned!

Drop a 🙌 if you're ready to stop the Monday hustle and start the Monday alignment.

09/15/2025

Sunday confession: I used to think self-care was bubble baths and face masks. (Spoiler: it's not.)

Real self-care according to Human Design? It's saying NO to that thing that doesn't light you up. It's honoring your energy type instead of forcing yourself to be "productive." It's trusting your authority over everyone else's opinions.

My Generator self? I need to wait to respond instead of jumping on every opportunity. That's MY self-care. Yours might be totally different.

What does self-care look like for YOUR design? Because I promise you, it's not what Instagram told you it was. 💯

Ready to discover what actually works for YOU? Free chart in bio. Let's get you aligned, not exhausted.

09/15/2025

Real talk friends 💙

I've got a couple bills coming up this week and I'm setting a goal to make 4-6 sales to cover them. This isn't some MLM pitch - this is my built-from-scratch Human Design business that I've been pouring my heart into.

If you've been curious about your Human Design chart or want to understand your energy better, now's a perfect time to dive in. I've got readings from $57 and some amazing reports from $7 that'll give you real insights you can actually use.

Drop me a message if you have questions or want to chat about what might be the best fit for you ✨

09/14/2025

Welcome to the Glow Forge, goddesses! 🔥✨

This is where we forge our inner fire and discover our true power through Human Design. Whether you're a Generator needing to honor your sacral yes, a Projector waiting for the right invitation, or a Manifestor ready to initiate - you belong here.

Drop a 🔥 below and tell me: What's one thing you're ready to transform about how you show up in the world?

Let's shine together!

09/14/2025

Friday Challenge: Embrace Your Inner Goddess Warrior! ⚔️✨

This weekend, I challenge you to do ONE thing that honors your Human Design type:

🔥 GENERATORS: Say no to something that doesn't light you up
👑 MANIFESTORS: Initiate something without asking permission
✨ PROJECTORS: Rest without guilt and wait for YOUR invitation
🌙 REFLECTORS: Take a full day to feel into a decision

Share which challenge you're taking on! Let's support each other in living our design.

Remember: You're not broken. You're not too much. You're designed exactly as you're meant to be.

09/14/2025

Raise your hand if you’ve ever made a decision based on a horoscope, a coin flip, or your dog’s opinion. (Guilty on all counts.)

But what if you could actually get practical, personalized guidance—without needing to consult your dog (unless you want to, obviously)? That’s what Human Design is all about. I help you cut through the cosmic noise and get real about what works for YOU. No fluff. No vague advice. Just the kind of clarity that makes you go, “Oh, that’s why I keep buying planners I never use.”

Ready to stop second-guessing and start living in alignment? Try a free Human Design chart or audio report—because your energy deserves better than random chance.

09/13/2025

GENERATORS & MAN GENS - This one's for you! 🔥

Your sacral energy is literally designed to BUILD and CREATE when you're lit up by something. But here's what nobody tells you...

That "ugh" feeling in your gut when someone asks you to do something? That's your sacral saying NO. And that's sacred information!

Your frustration isn't a character flaw - it's your body telling you you're doing the wrong things or doing them the wrong way.

Try this today: Only say yes to what makes your gut go "HELL YES!" Watch how your energy shifts.

Who else is learning to trust their sacral response? Drop a ⚡ if this hits home!