04/01/2026
After much consideration….
I had a choice to make……
& I have decided…….
To trade my massage hands for juggling hands.
Now, I’ll have a whole new list of services to offer!
I can:
🧺Match your socks
🐱Cat sit
🤹♀️Teach YOU how to get complimented on your mundane every day item fumble & catches
🎻Fiddle and juggle (at the same time)
🤡Cut your lawn with a scythe in clown regalia
🌷Scream at you to run faster in a sparkly pink nose
🧘♀️Cat yoga (very fun, but may claw your yoga mat)
📝Mom jokes, lots and lots of mom jokes
I am very excited to finally give in to the revere of my heart🥹❤️
Which are you most excited for? Let me know in the comments.👇