Some song about onions or something for Christmas Number One

06/12/2015

Jesus Christ... I've only just realised what sodding week it is, there's no way we're going to get some song about onions or something into the charts by this Christmas... is there? Or IS there! After all, miracles DO happen at Christmas! Don't they! Don't they? Well they do in old Jimmy Stewart movies. Pah. Sod the lot of you.

09/04/2012

Okay, I'm prepared to give this fu**er another chance... and this could just be the song about onions or something that we could have been looking for to take us to trhe toppermost of the poppermost circa 2018 or whatever... oh f**k it, who am I kidding.

Sandy's cover of Susan Christie's 1966 novelty single.

09/01/2012

Oh bo****ks, my alarm clock didn't go off and I slept in... what have I missed? Did we get to number one?

22/10/2011

We have a strong contender here, folks... let that boy boogie onions, chillun.

John Lee Ho**er - Onions Great song

13/09/2011

Still on the subject of Simon Cowell, may I humbly suggest using tinned onions (a snip at £0.00) as a substitute for fresh. The cylindrical nature of the tin makes them slightly less aerodynamic than their fresh counterparts, but the overall damage incurred is substantially greater. Simon Cowell won't know what's hit him. And in case any of you are wondering, it's some onions.

Eazy Fried Onions starting from £0.00 (13.09.11). find a good deal.

12/09/2011

If all of us threw an onion at Simon Cowell, he would be hit by 53 onions. Probably less assuming some of us miss. How many onions does it take to kill a man?

08/08/2011

I hate Pringles. Actually, hate isn't really a strong enough word. Steamed loathing may better do my torpid emotions justice. Just so you know, that's how committed I am to this noble cause, that I may w***e my principles vis-a-vis the Unilever Corporation in order to garner a 'like' or two and, to rub salt into the festering wounds of my seeping metaphors, I have publicly 'liked' Pringles, and thus far it hasn't done us any good regarding numbers. We may have to seriously rethink our strategy.

31/07/2011

1 person likes this?

30/07/2011

If we can hit fifty members today, I'll insert an onion into myself.

22/07/2011

1978 brought "The Pre-Fab Four" The Rutles 'All You Need Is Cash' television special. Many celebrity cameo appearances were made by George Harrison, Paul Sim...

18/07/2011

I just want to clarify for new members that when I 'Like' my status, I'm actually liking the status that the other admin has posted. Just so as you don't think I'm COMPLETELY up myself.

18/07/2011

Having trawled the internet looking for serious contenders for the Yuletide number one spot, I've stumbled upon no fewer than several thousand suggestions ranging from a medley of numbers from The Sound Of Music performed by the inmates of HMP Belmarsh to the the noise of a yak pi***ng into a Clarice Cliff teaset.