Retro Health and Aesthetics

02/25/2026

Greg's living his best life 🙃 *Thank God for Jess! She's the best there is 🤌🏻

02/24/2026

🚫 Massage isn’t just about “relaxing.”

Here’s what’s really happening behind the scenes 👇

💉 1. Better Circulation
Improved blood flow = more oxygen + nutrients delivered where your body needs it most.

🔥 2. Reduced Inflammation
Massage can help decrease inflammatory markers — supporting recovery and long-term wellness.

🛡 3. Immune Support
Studies show massage may increase white blood cell activity, helping your body defend itself.

🧠 4. Stress Hormone Reset
Lower cortisol. Better sleep. Clearer mind. Elevated mood.

This isn’t just self-care. It’s body maintenance.

02/21/2026

Your body called. It wants a massage. ☎️💆‍♀️

For the month of March, new clients get 20% OFF their first massage at Retro.

Whether you’re dealing with stress, soreness, headaches, or just need a reset — this is your sign.

✨ Expert Massage Therapist
✨ Customized Sessions
✨ Real Therapeutic Results

But March won’t last forever.

Book now. Save 20%. Feel better immediately.

Classic Medicine, Functional Solutions, Redefining Beauty

02/19/2026

Weight management that’s actually monitored.
And now? Even more affordable! 👏

At Retro, our physician-prescribed programs are customized, supervised, and designed for real results.

If pricing held you back before… this is your sign.
💉 Personalized Plans
💰 NEW Lower Pricing
📊 Ongoing Medical Support

Your healthiest year starts now.
📞Call / Text 614-318-4001 to book your consult!

02/18/2026

We're not mad at it though 🤪🔥🤣

02/16/2026

📸 Team Spotlight: Jessica "Jessie" Caipen, LMT

✨Jessie specializes in deep tissue massage focused on relieving chronic tension, improving mobility, and supporting overall wellness. Known for an intuitive, results-driven approach, each session is tailored to help clients feel lasting relief and renewed balance ✨

Haven't seen her yet?
Ask us about our available New Patient specials and Wellness Memberships!

📞 Call/Text 614-318-4001
🌐 www.RetroHealthandAesthetics.com

02/13/2026

WOW. What an incredible night 💙

Thank you to everyone who came out to celebrate Retro’s Grand Opening with us last night. Seeing our space filled with friends, families, patients, and new faces meant more than we can put into words!

From the hugs and laughs to the chair massages, education, raffles, and conversation — you all made it unforgettable.

We are so grateful for this community and so excited for what’s ahead. If you couldn’t make it, don’t worry… this is just the beginning. 💫

02/11/2026

You could.. but Direct Access to your Physician, Fast Scheduling, and Patient-Centered Care matters! 👏🏻

02/10/2026

🚨 TWO. DAYS. 🚨
Retro Health & Aesthetics Grand Opening is THIS THURSDAY and you’re invited!

✨ Meet the team
✨ Chair massages
✨ Giveaways + Raffles
✨ Grand-opening–only promos

📍720 Worthington Woods Blvd Columbus, OH 43085
Feb 12 | 5:30–8 PM
Bring a friend. Connect with your provider. You don’t want to miss this.

02/06/2026

✨️ And the winner of the Deep Tissue Massage is....✨️

THANK YOU to everyone who participated and left us a review - your kind words mean the world to our team!

Congrats to Amy G 🎉

We'll be reaching out to get you scheduled shortly 👏🏻

02/05/2026

When the Doc's out of office.. 😎

02/03/2026