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23/02/2026

If you have never been homeless for any particular reason. You will never fully understand the joy and power of going back to a place called HOME.

Where you do not feel like you need approval from others or feel like you are walking on egg shells.

You can be displaced by lack of finances to pay bond or rent...loosing a job...divorce or violence at home ...acts of God or witches and wizard's (house burning or rains and storms etc)..

Whatever it is. Never repeat the abuse done to you on others. Mark my words those who did you dirty will not die till they confess their wrongs and fix their dirt and hurt and pain.

And if they die sooner...they will not rest till they bring back what's yours.

I am not God. I am just a healer that keepss seeing miracles upon miracles upon miracles in the people sent to me for assistance.

Gida thongo loBabomcool and thank you lord for entrustring me with the WORD and its Power.

Tests will come. But tests you will pass with distinction. Just choose wisely.

Sundays...we start here...come back having off loaded and a bit fitter and happier too.Its where i get my "Aha moments!"
22/02/2026

Sundays...we start here...come back having off loaded and a bit fitter and happier too.

Its where i get my "Aha moments!"

Isdudla unyoko!
21/02/2026

Isdudla unyoko!

20/02/2026
God said i will give you 7 times what you lost...Joel 2:25
20/02/2026

God said i will give you 7 times what you lost...Joel 2:25

Ngihamba nomabiza asabele...insimbi edlezinye...uMavula kuvaliwe...umalala aphenduke...I just sometimes need to hear bet...
19/02/2026

Ngihamba nomabiza asabele...insimbi edlezinye...uMavula kuvaliwe...umalala aphenduke...

I just sometimes need to hear better in between a rock and a hard place...under water...where the worra runs deep.

I am my own healer ...time has proven that...i no longer cry over that...its now a celebration

Riding bare back on this year of the fire horse.

Zilaphe melaphi!! Taste your own medicine...have your cake and eat it!!

19/02/2026

Word of the day: Zisikela ekwelinonile

19/02/2026

Unganqeni ukuzisikela kwelinonile!!๐Ÿ˜‡ Uyaderserver..your past has NOTHING on your presence and your past๐Ÿ˜ A whole new YOU my Bheyps๐Ÿคฉ

The ONLY pain i am prepared to handle in this year of our Lord Twenty 26 is Champagne.Okunye nokunye TSEK!Ngim ozithobay...
18/02/2026

The ONLY pain i am prepared to handle in this year of our Lord Twenty 26 is Champagne.

Okunye nokunye TSEK!

Ngim ozithobayo
๐Ÿ˜โšก๏ธ

18/02/2026



And my newest crave well for two years now is the shower next to the toilet seat to cleanse the Muslim way over and above the two ply loo paper.

Us with the African Assets need to always be cleansed.

Ooh and you know that inyanga enhle inyela esigangeni...besides being taught impande that way. I learnt smaller rocks also work and please for the love of Jesus cover your deeds with bigger rocks and carry waste bags for your waste ....even in rivers and worra falls.

Dont leave your empties and and and...there are people out there who can take your candle wax and other things AGAINST you. Stay woke.

And that said Eid Mubarak to my Muslim friends and clients and patients.

Sometimes akuzona izinkinga zomhlaba...wagcina nini nje ukudla isgubhu soooonke seyoghurt usiqede wedwa...ungantshontshi...
18/02/2026

Sometimes akuzona izinkinga zomhlaba...wagcina nini nje ukudla isgubhu soooonke seyoghurt usiqede wedwa...ungantshontshi amaDanone eskhaftini seskolo?

Uqede uthi big packet of blue doritos uthi 1litre tropika uthi big slab of chocholate...uloke uthe; "One for me..one for myself...one for I!" Uhleke wedwa...

Uncishe zonke bonke!!

Bese uvula ispeaker loud volume udlale R and B..."Are you still in love with me...like the way you used to be...!?" Ubhimbe uzibuke wena๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‡

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