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24/04/2026

dearest Macingwane (Busisiwe Mchunu) wena ozothwasa umkhonto kaMagwaza this weekend.

us healers and Traditional and cultural diplomats are excited on your behalf. we had to send the rains and lightning to clear the path

Nozulu. Mpafana...i am so excited for you Baby Girl.

Mom cool.

Kushada uDr and Dr-ress H this weekend as i call them...clearly my Queen B has been eating out of pots coz akunethi kuth...
24/04/2026

Kushada uDr and Dr-ress H this weekend as i call them...clearly my Queen B has been eating out of pots coz akunethi kuthi komkyk.

Ningangikhulumisi today...ngizobe ngitete iscathulo whole day ngithulisa imvula πŸ™ƒπŸ€žπŸ™„πŸ™ŒπŸ˜Ž

When love wins. Nations win...combos will keep communicating when things are done dlozically correct.

Congratulations my love birds...ndithi kuweBusisiwe: Ntinga Ntaka Ndini...bhabha phaaa phezulu neBirds sana....your time has come.

My dearest Dr H ngiyakwazi Skeem: awudliseki but dance and sing and soft life: you will and must....treat her like the lady that she is and more.

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23/04/2026

BoDali.. please return my polar box with contents. Ngiyanicela.

Asazani. But angifuni ningiphuphe nicabanga ukuthwasa kanti its still a gentle plea even in your dreams... Once again.

Nintshontshele uhlanya.

Footage courtesy of Ematsheni. Kwamhlanga where you said we are are together and we left the contents and polar box with you.

Return it back to where you took it.

Inkinga if you dont. You will go around calling my name looking for me kanti angitholakali even for abathakathi kodwa pay back the hurt. You will.

Sithokoze emakhosini amacool kaCool.

23/04/2026

Shame sorry
Its not you
Its them...wena when you say I love you kthiwa "Sharp/okay/thanx/bye" mina i Love you too Sthandwa samiβ™₯οΈπŸ€žπŸ™Œ

Ungathwasi. Ungali phuzi uliphalaze please ...1. Go for grief counselling even churches and online counsellors assist. Y...
21/04/2026

Ungathwasi. Ungali phuzi uliphalaze please ...

1. Go for grief counselling even churches and online counsellors assist. You lost your loved one/ones by death maybe one after the other and you cant cope. Grief is different to everyone.

2. Bakushanela usasemncane because you were stubborn. So mhlampe thats why ungashadi and ungacelwa. Fix your mindsent and revisit your childhood errors. If neccessary go to a shrink or psychologist.

3. You were fired maybe because you too focused on social media and maybe thats another reason you cant find a job.

Wake up uyofesa and fix your skills and professionalism and put real professionals as references. Some of your friends and ex colleagues stop you from your next breakthrough because of what they say about you quarter too your employment breakthrough.

4. Maybe you dont have friends because uyahleba. Unamanga and uyaqhatha and bakubhacile. Fix yourself.

5. Maybe umnandi but awulasti because you want money and s*x and are in denial that you are prostituting yourself instead of relationshipping.

6. Izinwele zakho ngathi iperm and you are losing weight and have sores. Akusona ischitho. Iya eclinic mahhala uphuze imshanguzo and recover.

7. They keep ghosting you and come back then ghost you again. Maybe its because you dress and look the part. But what comes out your mouth scares them and what you say and what you do akuhambisani. Phila ireal life yakho and not lies and your tribe will gravitate towards you.

8. Its not that your family hates you or people dispuse you. Maybe you feel entitled and forget to say please. Thank you and sorry. Your pride is messing you up.

9. AbakuJaji. Maybe if you bath. Clean and iron and brush your teeth and go to the toilet everyday
you wouldn't be so full of sh*it. Chopha and uyetoilet. Release yourself at the proper places

10. Speak to someone and dont harbour anger. It builds up and forms chemicals in your body that equals to headaches. Sore joints and muscles and bad moods. Also eat healthy and drink water. Akulona idlozi. Acid build up and lack of exercise.

Okheyi ke.

I can teach you how to "Eyoooooooooy " for free. My eyooooy has been televised and used as adverts by many channels. Anginamona ngawo.

I can teach you for free how to stop fearing snakes and wildlife and water so that you can start Popping once you fixed uMYSELF wakho...akiri the new success yaboDarkie equals to them "Bathwele!" Instead of being hardworkers.

Lots of you are Victims of yourself and weapons formed against your self. Become a Victor of your circumstances today.

Not everyone who burps. Sneezes. Farts. Sees or hears or dreams accurately needs to phuz and phalaz....a lot of people i meet and consult with just fear themselves and their power and too dependent on who said what about them and refusal to know and understand themselves and move on from the past

This long message was brought to you courtesy of Gin and Juice and the hail storm that i was waiting out.

Imina owenu,
Ikheli ngenhla

Isangoma seynsuku zokugcina ngci. Prouly so.

20/04/2026

Mhla kwathiwa ngidukile angazi niyongifunaphi coz literally i go chasing worra falls through valleys low and mountains high.

I would get the wooden spoon from 6years old coz i would go to the bush and river KwaManzini in Swaziland and come back home wet

Got to St Mary's. Did the same thing. Would go hiking in the bush and think it was an achievement. Till my parents where called by the Principal and a psychologist for them to explain individually or maybe questioned if and how they knew meπŸ€žπŸ€£πŸ˜­πŸ™„

Thats how I met Ladysmith black Mambazo. Babu Joseph owned a house or his home rather was and is next door to St Mary's in Kloof. I somehow would wonder into their yard.

Detention knew my name every Friday...becoming a full-time border only made it worse. I would first pray in the chapel...change and go out.

Little did Babu Josepho of Ladysmith Black Mambazo know that i was named after their 1977 song ukuSindiswa later turned into an album.

Its always been a pleasure working with his sons throughout my working career.

Anywhoo. I am Zukiswa Sindiswa Gqwethakazi Vutela. Isangoma samaLast days. NANGOKU.

P.s. adhd was me before I was born. Never took retalin. I took time to figure myself out and i do the same for kids with a calling or natural creatives.

Anywhoo.

19/04/2026

After church vibes...kujuluka igqolo !!!

Here is to an awesome week ahead...never forget to also pray and release others energies on your body and mind (hlehlise izingilosi nezithunywa that allowed you to heal others...thank yours and renew your powers)

Energy is everything. Always stay ontop of your game.

12 hours drive. 12 pictures. 12 hours of hard labour. 12 hours of answered prayers. 12 activities and natures cures for ...
18/04/2026

12 hours drive. 12 pictures. 12 hours of hard labour. 12 hours of answered prayers. 12 activities and natures cures for 12 types of issues I deal with and heal.

That equals to what vele?

Nami angazi...all i know is I work hard and play harder!!

ka ...

P.s. ngisasho namanje ukuthi ithanga lami ngiyongena ngalo eZulwini...masekwenziwa iFace lift yethanga baqale ngami please...no time for gym outchea...our long hikes and wildlife trails nabezemvelo equals gym.. i dont care for the many faces i have but Lord please make me dance for you with fresh thighs when I am done with thia earthly life.

18/04/2026

ngibonge. ngithokoze. please dont be scammed by people using my name and face on facebook on other platforms

i dont inbox on Facebook and i dont do love spells and i use one number for work which is 068 542 3297 and yes block anyone not writing full sentences or asking for love.

17/04/2026

Uhambo luyazi lawula....on the way to Durban...abalozi said "First step Nelspruit!"...what a wonderful.

Decided to broadcast my way in here...weekend isiqalile...ya'lls know I get driven....so ibhayi leSangoma was my comfort around the mountains and hills

Hallo my heart. .my sunlight and rainbows.

Dhebheni...akulalwa-lwa-lwa....hee-hee-hee....kwasuka lokho futhi-futhi....waking up in one pΕ•ovince...dinner in another and sleeping in another.

Bathathe Wena of the last days.

Definitely living my best life as a healers healer and Cultural Diplomat.

P.s. i used to run every morning on this strip...i miss my figure too.

My ducks are not all in a row....one is missing...the other is on fire...i am convinced one is a pigeon...the one is an ...
16/04/2026

My ducks are not all in a row....one is missing...the other is on fire...i am convinced one is a pigeon...the one is an after nine...the other is pink and purple and acts like a chicken coz chicks are always following it...

So from time to time. I need to dive into where worras run deep to figure out WTF is going on with my ducks.

Alignment is Queen and King in my life.



P.s. i am also convinced that one day i will dive in South Africa and come out in Mauritus and you will all be posting "Wayenzani kodwa RIP Ntombendala!" πŸ™„πŸ€£πŸ˜­ bese ningiphahla ngiphila nginiqede ukuphapha.

I want no such updates about my life.... If you dont post me now ngiphila. No assumption of my death gives you the right to post and write lies about your false love and affection towards me.

Makhosi.

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