Kinesi Living

15/12/2025

Ever wondered what a real healing setup looks like?

Peek behind the scenes of my not-so-glam, but absolutely magical, clinic space . This cabinet? It’s my HQ for Meridian magic, Crystals, sweary affirmations, and all the practical benchspace you’ll ever need. (Yes, I do swear at my crystals. They seem to like it.)

From prepping your Sweary deck orders to blending essential oils that don’t smell like a tradie’s armpit, every drawer and doodad here has a story. And it’s all about making healing less fluffy, more real.

Curious what goes down in a session, or want to snag your own kit of good vibes? Hit the link in bio and come snoop for yourself. Or just DM me and ask what the hell that colourful chart does. 😉

14/12/2025

Healing isn’t all incense and intentions.

Let’s get real for a sec. You don’t need to chant under a full moon or bathe in Himalayan salt to be ‘enough’ (unless you actually enjoy it. No judgement, but also, no magic shortcut).

Here’s the truth: healing is messy, sometimes sweary, and always yours. That’s why I created tools like the Sweary as F**k deck and crystal kits—to empower you with zero fluff and a whole lot of sass.

Ready to ditch the myths and try real, practical healing? Check out what Kinesi Living does differently.

Curious? Let’s talk. 😉

13/12/2025

Christmas stress got you ready to combust?

Let’s be real. The holidays are a wild ride of shopping meltdowns, sugar-high kids, and family drama. But you don’t have to white-knuckle it through December. My go-to essential oil blends (hello, Calm Your Farm and Calm Your T**s if your sweary like me) are here to help you survive the festive circus with your sanity mostly intact.

Want to gift a little peace (or just keep it for yourself)? Tap to shop the oils that actually work. Your nervous system will thank you. 😉

13/12/2025

Day 2 Christmas Village - mush cooler today 😉

12/12/2025

Ready to tell your inner critic off?
Ready to make it through the Family Festivities with out losing your mind?

Meet the Sweary as F**k deck. Not your mum’s affirmation cards, darl. These sassy cards are here to slap self-doubt in the face and remind you that you’re a bloody legend—even on days when you feel like a hot mess express....cough.. Xmas... cough! 😉

Perfect for a daily pep talk, a mid-week meltdown, or gifting to that friend who needs a loving kick in the pants. (Bonus: zero toxic positivity. 100% real talk.)

Curious? Go on, take a peek at the deck in my shop. Your self-love routine just levelled up. 😉

12/12/2025

12/12/2025

Christmas village ready 💪🏽

10/12/2025

Think healing means sitting cross-legged, chanting OM?

Spoiler alert: You don’t need to join a crystal cult or meditate on a Himalayan mountaintop to feel better. Healing can be sweary, sassy, and practical as hell. (And yes, you can roll your eyes at toxic positivity. I do.)

Ready to ditch the fluff and actually shift your energy? Check out the Sweary as F**k Affirmations deck or book a no-BS online session with me.

Let’s make today A – FU***NG – MAZING. 😉

10/12/2025

Christmas chaos got you feeling fried already?
Ive got you!
Flip through and see the things that will save your sainty over the next few weeks of "festive catch ups".

This season is a wild ride of shopping lists, family drama, and end-of-year burnout. But you don’t have to white-knuckle your way through it.

I've made a SURVIVAL list & kit: Personal Protection Crystal Kit pre made so you just have to take it with you and let it do its job, then we have a nice list of essential oils that will help to protect your energy when Aunt Karen starts her nonsense and the kids are bouncing off the walls. Add "off you F**k (not today go away)" roller and your Shield is activated!

Ready to give the gift of sanity (or just keep it for yourself)? Tap the link in bio to shop the many options of "Xmas survival".

Let’s make this season less ‘overwhelm’ and more ‘hell yes, I’ve got this’. 😉

09/12/2025

Only a couple of days until we move into Victoria Square / Tarntanyangga for the Christmas Village, proudly supported by the City of Adelaide! 🎄✨

We’d love for you to come past and say hi — we’ll be amongst 85+ market stalls and surrounded by FREE family fun, live music, food and drinks, and so much more. We can’t wait! 💖

We’re bringing all your fave high-vibe goodies — crystals, suncatchers, oracle cards and more — perfect for ticking off your Christmas gift list in one hit. 💎🎁

📅 Friday 12 December (4 PM – 10 PM)
📅 Saturday 13 December (12 PM – 10 PM)
📍 Victoria Square / Tarntanyangga
💰 Gold coin entry

08/12/2025

Christmas gifting, but make it high-vibe and easy 🎄✨

If you’re stuck on what the hell to buy people this year, let me sort it for you:

🎁 Custom crystal + self-care gift boxes
🎄 Ready-made handmade Xmas Gift Boxes (limited stock!)
💌 Gift Vouchers for that “let them choose their own magic” vibe

You can:
🛒 Order online now at kinesiliving.com.au so it arrives before Xmas
🏡 Pop into clinic at and we’ll build a box to suit your budget + their energy

Don’t leave it ‘til the last minute and then panic-buy crap they’ll never use. Get them something that actually supports their nervous system, sleep, stress and vibes all year round.

Order now so Aus Post has time to do its thing 😉