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Kinesiology Adelaide | Crystal Shop Australia**
Emotional & energy healing | No fluff, just results
💫 EMK sessions: online + in-person Adelaide
💎 Crystal kits, essential oils & oracle cards
📍 Adelaide-based | Ships Australia-wide
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Need a pep talk that swears?Meet the Sweary as F**k deck. It’s not your average affirmation fluff. This little powerhous...
23/01/2026

Need a pep talk that swears?

Meet the Sweary as F**k deck. It’s not your average affirmation fluff. This little powerhouse is here to kick doubt in the arse, drop truth bombs, and remind you that yes, you are abso-F**KING-lutely enough.

Pull a card when your inner critic starts mouthing off, or just because you need a sass-fuelled pick-me-up. (Bonus: they look damn cute with your crystals.)

Ready to level up your self-talk? Go on, grab your deck and let’s get sweary 💥

Do you wonder if those pretty stones are more than just desk candy? Why, yes they are!!Meet your new energy dream team: ...
21/01/2026

Do you wonder if those pretty stones are more than just desk candy?
Why, yes they are!!
Meet your new energy dream team: Dalmatian jasper for a bit of fun & boundaries, amethyst for chill-the-f*ck-out vibes, rose quartz for self-love (the real, messy kind), and black tourmaline for “not today go away" & "off you Fu " negative energy days.
Match it with a sassy affirmation card from my Sweary as F**k deck, so you can roll your eyes, have a giggle and still get your daily mindset boost.

Ready to try crystals without the fluffy BS? Hit the link in bio to grab your faves and see what happens when healing gets real (and a little bit sweary).

Crystals that work. Oils that aren't weak or stinky.Ever wondered why your 'healing' kit gathers dust while you still fe...
19/01/2026

Crystals that work. Oils that aren't weak or stinky.

Ever wondered why your 'healing' kit gathers dust while you still feel like a frazzled hot mess? Let’s fix that, shall we? Here’s my not-so-secret recipe: real crystals, real essential oil blends, and zero fluffy BS—just practical magic that actually helps you feel better (and maybe even sassier).

These kits aren’t just pretty rocks and good smells. I handpick every crystal and blend each roller to target real-life stuff—think stress, sleep, confidence, or just needing a break from people. Plus, every kit comes with a Sweary as F**k affirmation card that tells it like it is, because you deserve more than Pinterest platitudes.

Ready to feel the shift? Tap the shop link to check the kits out or DM me if you want the lowdown on how to use your crystals and oils without the overwhelm. 💁‍♀️

Let’s get you sorted. Your energy (and your bu****it meter) will thank you.

Ready to sass your soul awake? Meet the Sweary as F**k Affirmation Deck. Not your average, fluffy woo-woo cards. These a...
18/01/2026

Ready to sass your soul awake?

Meet the Sweary as F**k Affirmation Deck. Not your average, fluffy woo-woo cards. These are for humans who want real talk, not rainbows and unicorn farts.

Need a pick-me-up that actually kicks your butt into gear? Want affirmations that feel like a loving slap, not a limp handshake? Pull a card, laugh (or snort), and get on with your badass self.

Perfect for: mornings when you need a pep talk, days when the world feels a bit much, or anytime you just want to tell self-doubt to p**s off.

Curious? Head to the link in bio and grab your deck. Your inner sasshole will thank you. 😉

Ever wondered what your emotions are really telling you?Turns out, the body’s not just whispering—it’s practically shout...
16/01/2026

Ever wondered what your emotions are really telling you?

Turns out, the body’s not just whispering—it’s practically shouting, if you know where to look (and which acupressure point to poke). This Five Element chart is my go-to for connecting the dots between what your body feels, what and where it is holding and what your body need to balance.

If you’re a wellness pro who wants more than fluffy affirmations and generic advice, let’s chat. I love sharing real-world case studies and practical referral tips—so your clients get results, not just another pretty crystal on a shelf.

Ready to level up your toolkit or send a client my way? DM me or hit reply. Let’s make what we do a little less mysterious (and a lot more effective). 😉

Labradorite: Your not-so-basic magic rock upgrade.Ever feel like your brain’s stuck on ‘buffering’? Or maybe you’re read...
14/01/2026

Labradorite: Your not-so-basic magic rock upgrade.

Ever feel like your brain’s stuck on ‘buffering’? Or maybe you’re ready to tell stress or the feeling of heaviness to p**s off (politely, if that's your way or loud & sassy like me). Labradorite isn’t just pretty. It’s a go-to for mental calm, creative sparks, and keeping energy vampires at bay.

Ready to level up your kit with the stone that does it all? Hit the link in bio for a deeper-dive on how this beauty fits into your daily rituals. And what ways you can get it in your world✨

Crystals that actually shift your energy. Seriously.I get it. You’re skeptical. You want results, not woo-woo fluff. Tha...
11/01/2026

Crystals that actually shift your energy. Seriously.

I get it. You’re skeptical. You want results, not woo-woo fluff. That’s exactly why I do what I do.

One of my clients messaged last week: “I can’t believe how much lighter I feel. These crystals (and your no fluff explanation) have helped me get my spark back, I can actually feel the energy”

Ready for your own no-BS energy shift? Shop the crystal kits or book a session. Let’s get you feeling bloody good again. ✨

Need a mood (and money) upgrade? Citrine isn’t just a pretty face. This sunshine stone is your energetic hype girl, read...
11/01/2026

Need a mood (and money) upgrade? Citrine isn’t just a pretty face. This sunshine stone is your energetic hype girl, ready to kick negativity to the curb and help you manifest the good stuff (yes, even the cash).

Ever wondered how a little yellow rock can boost your confidence, zap tension, AND keep your energy squeaky clean? Let’s just say Citrine doesn’t mess around—and neither do I.

Ready to feel the shift? Tap to shop our handpicked Citrine kits or DM me for a no-BS crystal consult. Because you deserve more than ‘good vibes only’—you deserve real results. 😉✨

Affirmations that don’t sugarcoat your sh*t.Ready to ditch the ‘love and light’ fluff? Meet the Sweary as F**k Deck: pu...
09/01/2026

Affirmations that don’t sugarcoat your sh*t.

Ready to ditch the ‘love and light’ fluff? Meet the Sweary as F**k Deck: pure, sassy truth bombs to shake up your mindset and kick self-doubt where it hurts. No unicorns, no toxic positivity. Just fierce vibes, a dash of humour, and real talk you’ll actually use (even on your worst days).

Use it when you need a pep talk with bite, a daily ‘get your act together’, or a laugh that hits right in the feels. Pair with your fave crystal kit and essential oil roller for the ultimate no-BS self-care ritual.

Want to see what fierce feels like? Tap to shop or DM me for the goss. 😉

Ready to boss your energy in 2026?You could scroll past another fluffy crystal post—or you could actually grab a kit tha...
07/01/2026

Ready to boss your energy in 2026?

You could scroll past another fluffy crystal post—or you could actually grab a kit that does the damn thing. Each stone in this pouch is hand-picked for a reason (no random sparkly rocks here). Confidence, calm, protection. It’s all labelled, all legit, all ready for you to reach out and claim what you need.

Want the details on which stone is your vibe? Slide into my DMs or tap the link in bio to shop the kit that actually gives a crap about your healing. ✨

No more collecting dust. It’s time to use your crystals and feel the shift. And if you’re still not sure, I’ll tell you straight—no BS, just good energy.

Menopause symptoms driving you up the wall?Hot flushes, mood swings, and insomnia can all get in the bin. So what if you...
05/01/2026

Menopause symptoms driving you up the wall?

Hot flushes, mood swings, and insomnia can all get in the bin.
So what if you had a crystal toolkit to help you feel more like yourself again?

Meet your new menopause support squad: Amethyst (protection, calm AF), Rhodochrosite (hello, self-worth), Lepidolite (bye, stress), Labradorite (strength for days), and Moonstone (emotional stabiliser extraordinaire). Each one picked for a very good reason.

Ready to feel empowered, not just ‘coping’? Tap to shop our Menopause Crystal Kit or DM me your questions.

Wondering what a session with me looks like, unfiltered?Here’s your backstage pass to my clinic chaos and crystal-powere...
04/01/2026

Wondering what a session with me looks like, unfiltered?

Here’s your backstage pass to my clinic chaos and crystal-powered rituals. No fluffy robes or zen whispers here. Just me, my tuning fork, some colured glasses and a whole lot of sass (plus a few stones & smells on actual humans).

I don’t just sell the tools. I use them, daily, to help real people feel less like crap and more like themselves. Want to see how the magic happens (or book your own session)?

Hit the link in bio. Healing doesn’t have to be boring—promise. 😉✨

Address

Seaview Downs
Adelaide, SA
5049

Opening Hours

Wednesday 12pm - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 5:30pm
Friday 10am - 5:30pm
Saturday 10am - 1pm

Telephone

+61400886630

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