The Bush Chemist Batlow

08/12/2025

Yes Elf, we did dispense you. Yes Elf. it is because you were naughty last week. Yes Elf I do have a big butt but it was rude of you to tell me to put it in the shrink machine.

07/12/2025

05/12/2025

Support for Joint Pain Relief 🦴

Whether it’s your knees, hips, hands, or back, joint discomfort can make everyday life more challenging.

But the right support can help you stay active and feel more comfortable.

We offer a range of joint relief options—from pain relief creams to supplements and more. Plus, our friendly team is here to provide advice tailored to your needs.

👩⚕️ Have questions about managing joint pain? Pop into your local Bush Chemist and chat with our friendly team!

04/12/2025

You made a shrink machine! That’s very clever.
No! I will not put my butt in there!! Sheesh

03/12/2025

Get out of the fridge, that’s not your lunch.
Chelsea did NOT say you could have hers. Shut the door.

03/12/2025

Quick mani-pedi with Sarah.
Yes Elf, this does put Sarah on the nice list.

01/12/2025

Yeah, I don’t think that’s quite right. And isn’t Santa supposed to be making that list?
No Elf, you are not Santa.

30/11/2025

Look who’s back! And who thinks he’s in charge. No Elf. Welcome back but you are not in charge. No we will not discuss it later.

21/11/2025

🌸☀️🌳 Heading outdoors with the kids this weekend?🌸☀️🌳
Help keep them protected from the inevitable mozzies with a Parakito band from The Bush Chemist.

Available in a range of colours and patterns, Parakito is made of essential oils designed to mask your scent from mosquitos. 🦟

No DEET, no alcohols, no parabens, no surfactants and safe for the whole family, resulting in a pleasant-smelling formulation that stays effective for up to 15 days once opened.

Keep your little ones itch free this summer with Parakito