The False Tooth Fairy

13/01/2026

Happy New Year 2026! We hope you've had a fantastic Christmas and New Year.

Welcome to the False Tooth Fairy Denture Clinic 🦷✨

We’re a local Boronia clinic helping people smile comfortably again with kindness, patience, and zero judgement.

Call us on 97629182 for a free consultation.

24/12/2025

08/10/2025

🦷 World Cavity-Free Day
Let’s Keep Every Smile Healthy 😁

Whether you wear full dentures or a partial denture, good oral care is still your best friend!

For those with some natural teeth, remember cavities can still sneak in around your remaining teeth or under denture clasps. And for full denture wearers, a clean mouth keeps your gums healthy, breath fresh, and dentures fitting comfortably.

✨ Top tips for a “cavity-free” mouth:

🦷 Brush any remaining teeth and clean your dentures daily.

🦷 Gently brush your gums, tongue, and cheeks to keep them fresh.

🦷 Take dentures out at night to let your mouth rest.

🦷 Visit your dental prosthetist regularly for checks and professional advice.

This World Cavity-Free Day, let’s celebrate all smiles: natural, partial, or fully restored! 💙

05/10/2025

🥦🍝 Top Foods to Start With When You Get Dentures

🦷✨ Just got your new dentures? Congrats on the fresh smile! Now, when it comes to eating, think baby steps (without the baby food, unless you really like purée 😅).

Here are some denture friendly starters:
🍽Scrambled eggs – soft, tasty, and zero drama.
🍽Cooked veggies – carrots, pumpkin, zucchini, all nice and gentle.
🍽 Fish or tender chicken – easy protein wins!
🍽Pasta & rice – comfort food that plays nicely with your dentures.
🍽Bananas & ripe pears – soft fruits = easy chewing.

Pro tip: Cut food small, chew slowly, and practice chewing on both sides. Before you know it, you’ll be back to enjoying more variety! 😁



www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎ 97629182

28/09/2025

🍽️ “How can I chew better with dentures?”
At first, chewing with dentures can feel a bit like trying to eat with a mouthful of marbles. 😅 But don’t worry practice (and a few tricks) makes perfect.

Here’s how to get your bite back on track:

🦷Start soft – Eggs, fish, cooked veggies, and pasta are your new best friends. Save the steak for later.
🦷Small is smart – Cut food into bite-sized pieces. Your dentures will thank you.
🦷Chew evenly – Use both sides of your mouth at the same time to keep things balanced (and prevent the “see-saw” effect).
🦷Take it slow – No need to rush, your gums are still learning the moves.
🦷Avoid the troublemakers – Super sticky or hard foods can make your dentures slide around like they’re on roller skates.

With a little patience, your dentures will go from “rookie chewer” to “five-star foodie” in no time. 😁



www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎ 97629182

21/09/2025

😄 Top Tips to NOT Lose Your Dentures

After hearing all the wild stories of runaway smiles, here’s how to keep your dentures safe and sound (and out of the dog’s mouth 😅):

🦷Use a denture case – Not a tissue, not a napkin, not the bedside water glass. A proper case with your name on it.
🦷Keep them up high – Pets + dentures = disaster. Store them somewhere paws and curious grandkids can’t reach.
🦷 Label them – Yes, really! Just like school socks. A labelled case makes all the difference, especially in hospitals or aged care.
🦷 Make it a habit – Always put them in the same safe spot when you take them out. Your future self will thank you.
🦷 Travel smart – Pack them in your carry-on, not in the hotel bathroom where they’ll get left behind.

Remember: your dentures aren’t just teeth, they’re your smile, your confidence, and your ticket to steak night. Keep them safe! 😁



www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎ 97629182

14/09/2025

🦷🕵️‍♂️ “What are some common ways people lose their dentures?”
Believe it or not, dentures can be surprisingly adventurous. Here are some of the top ways they mysteriously disappear:

😴 Wrapped in a tissue – Classic mistake. Next stop? The bin.
🐶 The dog got them – For some reason, pets think dentures are deluxe chew toys.
🏥 Hospital stays – Dentures and tissues on trays = a fast trip to the laundry.
✈️ Travel mishaps – Left in hotel bathrooms, airplane seat pockets, and the occasional taxi.
🍷 A fun night out – Let’s just say… a few laughs, a few drinks, and suddenly no one knows where your smile went.

👉 Pro tip: Always use a labelled denture case, never wrap them in tissue, and keep them far from curious paws. Your dentures are priceless, so don’t let them become the next missing persons case! 😅



www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎ 97629182

07/09/2025

🦷🪥 “Can I use regular toothpaste on dentures?”
Sure… if you want your dentures to age faster than a banana in summer 😅.

Regular toothpaste is made for natural teeth, it’s a bit too rough for dentures. The tiny abrasives in it can scratch the surface, and once those scratches are there, stains and bacteria move in like uninvited houseguests.

Here’s what to do instead:
✔️ Use a soft denture brush and mild soap or a denture cleaner, gentle but effective.
✔️ Rinse your dentures after meals to keep food from hanging around.
✔️ After brushing and cleaning them at night, leave them dry to prevent bacterial growth.

Think of your dentures like a shiny new car, you wouldn’t wash it with sandpaper, right? Treat them kindly, and they’ll keep you smiling for years to come 😁



www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎ 97629182

31/08/2025

🚬🦷 “How do I keep my dentures clean if I smoke?”
We get it, life’s full of habits, and smoking can be a tough one to kick. But when it comes to your dentures, to***co can be a real troublemaker. Think yellow stains, stubborn odours, and bacteria that throw wild parties in your mouth 😬.

But don’t worry, we’re not here to lecture! We’re here to help you keep those pearly whites looking fresh.

Here’s how to outsmart the smoke:
🧼 Clean them daily – Soak and brush your dentures every day with a denture cleaner (not toothpaste, it’s too harsh!).
🪥 Clean your mouth too – Gently brush your gums, tongue, and palate to keep things fresh and healthy.
💨 Rinse often – Especially after smoking or eating, don’t let stains settle in like an unwanted houseguest.
🧽 Avoid shortcuts – No scrubbing with bleach or harsh cleaners! We want clean, not corroded.
👨‍⚕️ See your dental professionals regularly – We’ll give your dentures a deep clean and check for any smoke-related wear and tear.

And hey, if you're ever thinking about quitting, your mouth (and your dentures) will throw you a thank-you party. 🎉



www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎9762 9182

Need help picking the right cleaner or a denture-safe routine? Leave us a message, we’re here for all your toothy questions! 😄

24/08/2025

🐾🦷 “How do I keep my dentures away from pets?”
Ah yes, the battle of pet vs. prosthetic. If you've ever found your dentures halfway buried in the garden or being proudly paraded around the house like a chew toy... you're not alone 😅.

Why do pets love dentures?
Because to them, they’re the perfect combo:
✅ Warm
✅ Smelly (no offence)
✅ And oh-so chewable

💡 Here’s how to keep your furry friends from turning your smile into their next snack:
🦷 Always store dentures in a proper case, preferably with a lid, not a napkin on the bedside table.
🛗 Keep them up high, cats can jump, dogs can climb… so aim for Fort Knox-level security.
🚪 Bathroom cabinets are your friend, just make sure they’re dry and clean inside.

Remember: your dentures cost a bit more than your pet's favourite squeaky toy. Keep them safe, or you might end up explaining to your dentist, “The dog ate my teeth.” 😬

www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎97629182



Have a hilarious denture-pet mishap? We’d love to hear it! (We promise not to judge.) 😄

17/08/2025

🏥🦷 “How do I keep my dentures from vanishing during a hospital stay?”
Ah yes, the great denture disappearance act - a tale as old as time (or at least as old as the hospital lunch menu) 😅.

Let’s be honest: hospitals are great at saving lives, but not always at keeping track of tiny, removable teeth. So here’s how to keep your chompers safe and accounted for:

✅ Label, label, label! – A labelled denture container is your best friend. Bonus points if it’s got your name and number on it (your dentures aren’t shy, we promise).
✅ Use a hard case – Don’t wrap them in a tissue… unless you want a nurse to definitely throw them out thinking it's rubbish.
✅ Tell staff – Let your care team know you wear dentures. They can help make sure they’re stored safely during surgeries or scans.
✅ Take them out when needed – If you're drowsy or heading into a procedure, it’s best to take them out beforehand. Safer for everyone - including your dentures!

Because nothing ruins a hospital stay quite like waking up and realising your smile’s gone on a solo adventure. 🫣



www.falsetoothfairy.com.au
☎ 9762 9182

Got your own funny hospital denture tale? (We know you do!) Share it in the comments - we’re all ears… and teeth 😄