01/12/2025
From Balding to Bald King? 2026 might get interesting 👀✨
With 2026 around the corner, we’re getting ready to celebrate something wild, Madman hitting 10 years at BNB. A decade of banter, physics arguments, coaching chaos, conspiracy talk, Survivor chats, and discussing his latest Hinge strategies. And the best part, he’s still a non-smoker, nearly two years strong. Looking back at these photos from 2019, 2022, 2024 and now 2025, I can’t help but think of him as my weird little brother, the one who means well, tries hard, has a heart of gold and occasionally forgets how laws of motion work.
Which brings me to a very important BNB-wide discussion gaining momentum…
With the 10-year anniversary coming up, we think 2026 should be the year Madman embraces the Bald King lifestyle. Not only would it look good, it would finally sort out his dating app algorithm. There are women out there who love bald men, and he deserves to attract the ones who appreciate the shine, rather than giving off a “not sure if balding” vibe.
Regardless of what he chooses, I’m proud of the bloke. He’s grown, he’s stuck by BNB for nearly a decade, and he’s still showing up, still trying, still part of the BNB family. More stories and chaos to come in 2026. Madman’s not done yet. 🔥🏋️♂️
For those unaware, Madman has a condition called myotonic dystrophy, which affects how his muscles work. His muscles can suddenly tighten or “lock up”, even during something as simple as a handshake, and when he gets excited or talks quickly his tongue can lock up and make his speech sound a bit unusual. The condition also causes muscle wasting, which is why lifting is so important for him, as training helps slow that loss.
Pics:
Top left: Madman and Dirty Harry, Oct 2019
Top right: Madman and I, moonboot and all, Aug 2022
Bottom left: Madman and I, May 2024
Bottom right: Madman and I, Nov 2025
Part 1 from May 2024:
https://tinyurl.com/msfdfs76