20/11/2025
Coach Chris says... "Man who eat all the chips run like a snail." 🐌🥔
I learned this the hard way last month.
Had a "small" bag of corn chips while watching Netflix.
(Spoiler alert: I ate the entire family-size bag.) 😅
The next morning's run felt like I was dragging a cement truck behind me.
My legs were heavy.
My breathing was labored.
I felt like I was running through quicksand.
Meanwhile, if I have my usual oats, I'm practically running like a gazelle. 🦌
That's when it hit me:
What you eat directly impacts how you move.
Those chips weren't just "empty calories."
They were energy zappers.
Performance killers.
Mood crushers.
Here's what I've learned works:
Before a run: Light, easily digestible fuel.
A Banana.
A few dates.
Some berries.
After a run: Protein and complex carbs to recover.
Greek yogurt with granola.
Eggs with mountain bread toast.
Your body is your vehicle.
Feed it premium fuel, get premium performance. ⛽
Feed it junk, feel like junk.
It may sound funny, but it's absolutely right.
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