Bottoms Up Colonics - Main Beach

Bottoms Up Colonics - Main Beach Gut and digestive Health Specialists

30/12/2025

A new year has a way of making people feel like they need a big reset, a total overhaul, or an all-or-nothing approach.

This video is here to offer a different starting point.

It’s not a before-and-after video.

If you listen to Paul’s journey, you’ll hear there is no “after” for him - because health isn’t something you arrive at and finish.

This isn’t a quick-fix story.
It’s a consistency story.

Health isn’t something you get.
It’s something you look after.

This is what we’re about at Bottoms Up Colonics Main Beach - being there at your start and then LOVING your momentum as it builds.

If this feels like the year you want to do health differently, come see us and find your starting line.

You don’t need to know everything.
You just need to take the first step.

This is how we’re stepping into 2026.

Come and join us ❤️💙💛

P.S. I’m so so so very very very proud of you. It’s such a privilege to have shared and continue to share this healthy life journey together. See you in 2026.

𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰...We are living through a silent pandemic, but it’s not the kind you’ll hear abo...
29/12/2025

𝗪𝗲 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗮 𝘀𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗶𝗰...

We are living through a silent pandemic, but it’s not the kind you’ll hear about on the nightly news.

It’s a gut health crisis.

Across the world, people are struggling with chronic bloating, fatigue, brain fog, anxiety, skin conditions, stubborn weight, hormone imbalances and autoimmune issues, all symptoms that trace back to one critical system: the gut.

Modern life has pushed our digestive systems to breaking point. Antibiotics, ultra-processed food, pesticides, chronic stress, poor sleep, alcohol, environmental toxins, and over-sanitisation have quietly dismantled the human microbiome, the delicate ecosystem of bacteria that keeps us well.

And when the gut is out of balance, everything suffers.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we work at the root. We specialise in Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy. A slow, gentle, and deeply restorative technique that supports the body’s natural detoxification and rehydration process while working with five key systems: digestive, microbial, lymphatic, nervous, and emotional.

Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy is not just about elimination. It’s about reconnection. Clearing out what no longer serves, creating space for healing, and restoring flow where there’s been stagnation.

Clients often report:

* Improved digestion and regularity
* More energy and mental clarity
* Clearer skin and fewer food sensitivities
* Better sleep and mood
* A sense of lightness, vitality, and deep emotional release

This is whole-person care, from the inside out. And it starts with the gut.

If you’re tired of chasing symptoms and ready to explore a therapy that supports true cellular hydration and long-term wellness, we’re here to guide you.

This is more than a cleanse. It’s a movement toward thriving.



☎️ 07 3532 7752
✉️ hellomb@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗦𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂Let’s talk about something most people avoid, but everyone experiences: p**p. It’s one of t...
28/12/2025

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗣𝗼𝗼𝗽 𝗦𝗮𝘆𝘀 𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂

Let’s talk about something most people avoid, but everyone experiences: p**p. It’s one of the most honest reflections of what’s going on inside the body, and yet, we’re often too embarrassed to acknowledge it, let alone study it. But at Bottoms Up Colonics, we believe your bowel movements hold some of the most important clues to your health.

A healthy bowel movement should be soft, formed, and passed with ease, ideally leaving you with a sense of complete elimination. Think smooth, sausage-shaped, and effortless. Anything outside of that, whether you’re straining, rushing, wiping excessively, or feeling unfinished, could be your body whispering for attention.

One of the most common questions we hear is: should p**p sink or float? In general, a sinking stool is a sign of well-digested, fibre-rich meals and balanced gut flora. Floating stools, on the other hand, can indicate undigested fats, excess gas, or microbial imbalance, often pointing to malabsorption or fermentation in the bowel. It doesn’t necessarily mean something is wrong, but it’s worth taking notice of if it becomes frequent.

Unhealthy bowel movements might look like dry pellets, loose and unformed stools, strong odour, mucus, undigested food, or the need to go urgently, or not at all. These are not just digestive inconveniences; they are windows into hydration status, liver function, stress response, microbial diversity, and more.

So, how often should you be going? At Bottoms Up Colonics, we consider one to three satisfying bowel movements per day optimal. Daily, complete elimination is not excessive; it’s foundational. When waste sits in the bowel too long, it can reabsorb toxins, disturb hormonal balance, and impact energy, clarity, and immunity. Regular, healthy elimination is a sign that your body is metabolising, detoxifying, and regenerating properly.

Your p**p is not shameful. It’s not dirty. It’s data. And when you learn to read it, you gain insight into your inner world. Because healing doesn’t start with guessing, it starts with listening. Even to the parts no one talks about.



☎️ 07 3532 7752
✉️ hellomb@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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𝗜𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗻. 𝗜𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗹𝘆𝗽𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗲.Celiac disease gets the headlines. But beneath it lies a growing ...
26/12/2025

𝗜𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗻. 𝗜𝘁 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗹𝘆𝗽𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗲.

Celiac disease gets the headlines. But beneath it lies a growing wave of people struggling with non-celiac gluten sensitivity. Bloating, brain fog, skin flares, joint pain, mood changes, and fatigue, without testing positive for the classic markers.

So what’s going on?

Let’s start with the wheat.

Modern Australian wheat is not what our ancestors ate. It’s been heavily hybridised for yield and durability, not digestibility. And worse, it’s drenched in glyphosate, the active ingredient in Roundup, often used to desiccate (dry) wheat crops just before harvest.

Glyphosate isn’t just a w**d killer.
It’s a broad-spectrum antibiotic.
It’s designed to destroy bacteria.
And we are bacterial.

Your gut microbiome, your immune system, neurotransmitters, digestion, and detoxification depend on a flourishing bacterial community. When you eat conventional wheat contaminated with glyphosate, you’re not just reacting to gluten. You’re reacting to chemical warfare on your microbes.

This is why removing wheat often brings relief, even when no ‘allergy’ is detected. It’s not just what the wheat is, it’s what’s on it.

Here’s the kicker: Travel to France. Eat their traditionally grown, low-chemical, non-GMO wheat. Or import artisan French flour. Suddenly, the reaction disappears. Not always, but often. Because the problem isn’t always gluten. It’s how we’ve industrialised and poisoned the grain.

It’s not in your head. It’s in your gut. And it’s time we stopped gaslighting gluten sensitivity as “trendy” and started looking at the toxic farming practices making us sick.

Wheat used to be trusted, nourishing, and life-giving. Now, it’s often the root of inflammation and confusion. But when we change the source, we change the story.



☎️ 07 3532 7752
✉️ hellomb@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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24/12/2025

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗜𝗕𝗦

Let’s talk about IBS — Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

It’s a label so many people are given after struggling with digestive discomfort, bloating, urgency, constipation, diarrhoea, or gut pain. Often, they’re told it’s “just IBS” and there’s not much that can be done, just learn to live with it.

But here’s the thing: IBS is not a root cause. It’s not an explanation. It’s simply a term used to describe someone experiencing recurring digestive symptoms over a period of time. It doesn’t tell you why your gut is reacting or what can be done to resolve it. It’s a label, not a solution.

And no, IBS is not something you just have to live with.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we take a completely different approach. We look deeper. We work with the body to identify and address the underlying causes of digestive dysfunction. Whether it’s linked to dehydration, microbial imbalance, emotional stress, nervous system dysregulation, toxin accumulation, or impaired elimination, we listen to the signals your gut is sending and respond with care, curiosity, and real solutions.

IBS doesn’t have to be a lifelong sentence. With the right support, education, and space for your body to release, regulate, and reset, those symptoms can become a thing of the past. You deserve more than a diagnosis. You deserve to feel safe, light, and well in your body again.



☎️ 07 3532 7752
✉️ hellomb@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜𝗳 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗚𝘂𝘁 𝗜𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗜𝘁?Leaky gut is not just a gut issue. It’s a body-wide bre...
24/12/2025

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜𝗳 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗚𝘂𝘁 𝗜𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗵 𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗜𝘁?

Leaky gut is not just a gut issue. It’s a body-wide breakdown. It’s the gateway to inflammation, the silent opening to chronic disease, and for many, the first sign that the body is whispering before it begins to scream.

Also known as intestinal permeability, leaky gut occurs when the tight junctions in the gut lining become compromised. What should be a selectively permeable barrier becomes porous. Undigested food particles, toxins, and bacteria begin to leak into the bloodstream, triggering an immune response. Not once, not temporarily, but constantly. This low-grade, chronic inflammation becomes the background hum of everyday life. It can show up in so many ways: joint pain, brain fog, skin issues, autoimmune flare-ups, food sensitivities, hormonal imbalances, mood swings, and a level of fatigue that no amount of sleep can touch.

The truth is, it’s not in your head. It’s in your gut. And left unresolved, this ongoing inflammation contributes to increased morbidity and mortality. Yes, leaky gut can set the stage for disease. But yes, it’s also reversible.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we see the power of repair firsthand. When the gut lining is supported, the terrain reset, and the body given what it needs to restore, inflammation begins to settle. Symptoms soften. Energy returns. Clarity comes back online.

You don’t have to be chronically unwell to start paying attention. You just have to start at the source, at the root. In the gut.



☎️ 07 3532 7752
✉️ hellomb@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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23/12/2025

With only 1 day left until Christmas, there’s still time to grab this awesome gift…. perfect for gym lovers, adventurers, selfie lovers and actually everyone!

This GRIPP 365 tripod water bottle is the ultimate practical-but-cool gift 🎁It’s a water bottle AND a phone tripod!!!

So if you’re shopping lastminute.com or just looking for something extra cool…then this is it!!

You can purchase online at https://gripp365.com.au/ or come into our Bottoms Up Colonics Main Beach clinic.



𝗣𝗼𝗼-𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗯𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗚𝘂𝘁’𝘀 𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗽You don’t have to wait for a full-blown bowel meltdown to take a...
23/12/2025

𝗣𝗼𝗼-𝘃𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝘂𝗯𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗚𝘂𝘁’𝘀 𝗖𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗹𝗽

You don’t have to wait for a full-blown bowel meltdown to take action. Your gut is far more polite than that. It sends little nudges before it sends up flares.

Here’s what to watch for:

• You haven’t felt truly finished on the loo in days
• Your belly gets tighter as the day goes on, no matter what you eat
• Your skin is suddenly dry, itchy, or flaring up for no clear reason
• You feel heavy after meals, even when you’re “eating clean”
• You’re waking up tired, moody, puffy, or all three
• And deep down, you know things just aren’t flowing like they should

These aren’t random. They’re your body whispering, “I’m struggling.”

The beauty of early intervention? You can course-correct before things get… sticky.

A Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy session helps hydrate the bowel, clear what’s stuck, and restore the rhythm your gut’s been missing.

Don’t wait for the shout. Tune into the whisper. And if you’re not sure what your bowel’s trying to say, ask us. We speak fluent gut.



☎️ 07 3532 7752
✉️ hellomb@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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21/12/2025

This poor elf hasn’t been able to join his 2 Elf friends in their holiday activities today. His bowel struggles have confined him to the toilet.

He’s been too shy to talk to anyone about his struggle. After all, it’s not something we’re taught to be open about in society.

But here at Bottoms Up, we love talking poo and truly believe in the amazing benefits of Rojas Colonic Hydrotherapy.

Our goal is to make every visit relaxed, comfortable, and even a little fun

This elf only has 4 sleeps left until he’s gone but that’s more than enough time for us to help him and make a life changing impact. The same applies to you - book your session today through the link in our bio!

21/12/2025

𝗣𝗼𝗼-𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗲: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝗶𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗕𝗼𝗱𝘆’𝘀 𝗕𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗪𝗮𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗼𝗿

Let’s talk about your poo-tine. Yes, it’s a cheeky play on routine, but this one might just change your life.

Your poo-tine is your body’s natural rhythm of elimination. And when it’s flowing, you feel it; light, clear, energised, and at ease. When it’s not? Bloating, brain fog, irritability, skin issues, cravings, and fatigue are often the first signs that something’s off.

Contrary to what many believe, regular elimination isn’t just a “nice to have”, it’s a vital sign of health.

A balanced poo-tine looks like:

Going daily, ideally around the same time

No urgency, no straining

Formed, soft stools that pass with ease

A sense of completion and lightness afterwards

But for most people, this isn’t their reality. Stress, dehydration, gut dysbiosis, sedentary lifestyles, emotional holding, and years of digestive neglect all contribute to irregular, uncomfortable, or incomplete bowel habits.

That’s where we come in.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we support you to re-establish your natural rhythm with Rojas Colon Hydrotherapy. A gentle, therapist-led technique that works with your body, not against it. Through slow fills, deep hydration, and intuitive guidance, we help your body remember how to let go; physically, emotionally, and energetically.

We also educate you on the deeper layers of gut health: hydration, nervous system tone, nutrition and elimination pathways.

You’re not broken. Your body just needs the right environment to remember its rhythm.

Curious what a healthy poo-tine actually feels like? DM us and we’ll help you reconnect.



☎️ 07 3532 7752
✉️ hellomb@bottomsupcolonics.com.au
🌐 www.bottomsupcolonics.com.au

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The weight of Elf’s poo has sleighed him down - literally! And with only 5 more sleeps until he’s locked away, he’d be i...
20/12/2025

The weight of Elf’s poo has sleighed him down - literally!

And with only 5 more sleeps until he’s locked away, he’d be in trouble if he didn’t have Bottoms Up Colonics o help out.

If you’re feeling sleighed down too, whether it’s from overindulgence this holiday season, or the emotional weight this time of year can bring, we’re here to help.

At Bottoms Up Colonics, we’ll help you feel lighter, brighter, and ready to take on the new year. Don’t wait - book your Rojas Colonic Hydrotherapy session today and let go of what’s weighing you down!

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Brisbane, QLD
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