Aspen Medical in Australia

Aspen Medical in Australia Aspen Medical is here to serve no one but themselves. We are in debt with the LNP, which is our primary concerns, medical health comes last.

However, we do our best to distribute 1-2 vaccines a month

At Aspen Medical we strive for success. Mostly to serve the LNP, but who can blame us. We are earning millions because o...
17/05/2022

At Aspen Medical we strive for success. Mostly to serve the LNP, but who can blame us. We are earning millions because of then. The pandemic is business, everyone knows that

Everything 4 corners is saying is true, but we tried our best during trying times. Everyone makes mistakes
14/05/2022

Everything 4 corners is saying is true, but we tried our best during trying times. Everyone makes mistakes

At Aspen Medical we have to multitask, but no worries, we try our best not to kill anyone, if not always successful we t...
16/04/2022

At Aspen Medical we have to multitask, but no worries, we try our best not to kill anyone, if not always successful we try

An example of the heart we practice on, seems realistic right? Aspen Medical is the best
12/04/2022

An example of the heart we practice on, seems realistic right? Aspen Medical is the best

We keep an elderly woman on staff to make it look like we care about aged care. But the truth is, you take too much of o...
29/03/2022

We keep an elderly woman on staff to make it look like we care about aged care. But the truth is, you take too much of our time and we need to focus on the more important patients.

Aspen Medical takes care of patients first and foremost. But only on days where we have time for you
26/03/2022

Aspen Medical takes care of patients first and foremost. But only on days where we have time for you

We asked this patient to smile even though he wasn't happy
19/03/2022

We asked this patient to smile even though he wasn't happy

Our Aspen Medical employees learning how to repel. We have had several accidents, but not to worry! We will get the hang...
15/03/2022

Our Aspen Medical employees learning how to repel. We have had several accidents, but not to worry! We will get the hang of it once we practice with real patients

Look at these heroes! We have cameramen staged wherever we go so the public believes we work.
12/03/2022

Look at these heroes! We have cameramen staged wherever we go so the public believes we work.

Brave pilots picking up patients! Aspen Medical does not have the most qualified to fly or take care of patients, but we...
08/03/2022

Brave pilots picking up patients! Aspen Medical does not have the most qualified to fly or take care of patients, but we are world class fakers.

Aspen Medical is known for its expertise in finding those who are not qualified, to then train them to be the best they ...
05/03/2022

Aspen Medical is known for its expertise in finding those who are not qualified, to then train them to be the best they can be. What do you think about our new uniforms?

Come and get your booster shot! Aspen Medical has a few we can distribute, just get into a close line behind others who ...
22/02/2022

Come and get your booster shot! Aspen Medical has a few we can distribute, just get into a close line behind others who need it. And, please no aged care residents.

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Deakin, ACT
2600

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