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Aspen Medical in AUS

Aspen Medical is doing its very best in Australia to serve the people of the LNP. We are indebted to them and not the people of Australia.

15/05/2022

One of our employees trying to read the manual on a heart transplants. He has never done it before, nor is he a surgeon but we have to work with what we have. Good luck to you!

13/05/2022

Actually, we pretend to care and do a great job at faking the funk.

17/04/2022

Happy Easter to the Aspen Medical family. We continue to thrive with the help of lies and corruption, but we could not do it without you

15/04/2022

An example of where our money goes to; senseless training, but at least the food was good

27/03/2022

At Aspen Medical we hire pilots to then wear uniforms stating they are doctors. They are in training so please be patient

25/03/2022

At Aspen Medical we do our best to serve animals in the wild to practice on!

20/03/2022

Learning opportunity! During surgery one of the doctors dropped an instrument into the body cavity! No worries, he found it

18/03/2022

Wherever we are needed! We do have a few exceptions though, not on Monday Wednesday or Fridays, and definitely not weekends. We also don't prefer aged care and take vacations to support our exhausted uneducated staff.

13/03/2022

This is one of our top performers. She has no medical experience but she will learn soon, I'm sure patients will be ok with that

11/03/2022

Aspen Medical prides itself on taking more care of its employees than its patients.

06/03/2022

Please meet one of our top advisors! Aspen Medical's General Manager - Technology and Innovation Sanja Marais is on our payroll to make us look legitimate. Please let us know how she is doing since we need a face to this organization to keep patients in the dark.

04/03/2022

As the Aspen Foundation is a sponsor, we're excited to report that the feature film 'Deadly Heart', about the journey to an Rheumatic Heart Disease-free future in our Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander communities, is releasing around National Close the Gap Day next month.
Here’s the trailer: https://bit.ly/3MjFkzB
Congratulations to Moonshine Agency on their outstanding work and commitment shining a spotlight on this vital health issue in Australia.
We continue to sponsor you until we run out of funds from the LNP

Address

Deakin, ACT
2600

Telephone

+61262039500

Website

https://www.aspenmedical.com/global-offices

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