06/11/2025
Swift Kickings from the Universe...
Some days, your vibe is sweet as. You’re manifesting like a boss, journaling like it’s your job and The Universe is practically giving you a standing ovation. 🤩👏
Other days?
You’re in your dressing gown, avoiding your to-do list and asking the cosmos why you’re still stuck in the same bloody loop.
That’s when you need a little nudge from something (or someone) who doesn’t bulls**t you. 🐂💩
That’s exactly what my Get F*cking Motivated , Crude Creatures and F*cking Honest Oracle Cards are for.🧡🤍
It’s like having a no-nonsense bestie who also happens to be deeply intuitive, slightly sweary and has zero time for your “I’ll do it later” Energy. 😉
Pull a card and boom, instant clarity, cosmic truth and a gentle-but-firm “get your s**t together” from The Universe. 😇
✨ Need motivation? The cards will call it out.
✨ Feeling stuck? They’ll tell you exactly why.
✨ Lost your sparkle? They’ll help you remember where you left it.
Perfect for:
🪄 A gift to yourself ("Merry Christmas to Me")
🎁 A bestie who loves a bit of an ass-kicking with their guidance
📦 And yes, if you’re outside Australia, order today and it’ll definitely arrive before Christmas
Sometimes, the universe doesn’t whisper.
Sometimes, it says: “Pull a bloody card and sort yourself out.” 💁♀️
Grab your copy now https://www.lyndyjewell.com.au/oracle-cards there are 3 decks to choose from!