Grasshopper Yoga Studio

05/11/2025

For those who complained about the cupping sessions we did.........try this.

01/11/2025

3 hours yoga intensive at Montmorency secondary college: buildings R 13 and R 14.
7, Dobson Rd

Saturday 8/11/25
9.30 am to 12.30 pm

Yoga, qi gong, can be cupping can be partner yoga depends on the participants, and meditation.

$50.

Please book by Friday 7/11/25.
0466406301
grasshopperyoga @ gmail.com

01/11/2025

Teenage kids modify yoga postures for fun, super hero pose, vegan sausage rolls, okra purple potatoes curry, seaweed, tofu stir fry in fermentated tofu sauce. Vegan carrots walnut cake

31/10/2025

Another round of weekend retreat, just can’t get away with not cooking the signature shiitake mushroom marinade in Chinese herbs dish. Good retreat for people who have mushrooms phobia.

28/10/2025

4/11: Tuesday : Melbourne cup day yoga class is still on only 6 pm class @ Montmorency secondary college for those who want to recover from the bet losses..................

Thanks
Grasshopper

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25/10/2025

Fusion brunch: fine wheat vermicelli boiled in beetroot soup, fried tofu eggs and homemade baba ganoush.

21/10/2025

2.5 hours of qi gong, gentle yoga, cupping and guided meditation @ Woodend neighbourhood house

26/10/25: 1.30 pm to 4 pm

Please book through the Woodend neighbourhood house booking system if interested. $45

17/10/2025

𝐒𝐲𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲 : American dictionary: a self-seeking, servile flatterer; fawning parasite. British dictionary: a person who uses flattery to win favour from individuals wielding influence; toady

Chat GPT 5 has reduced the sycophancy function as Chat GPT 4 was giving too much flattery to users up to a level where some users were suffering delusions. Many users from the updated Chat GPT 5 were asking sycophancy function to be restored like the previous GPT 4.

This proves that the Tech Bros are not interested in your well-being, it just wants maximum engagement on their platform,

It is well known now on the after effect of the smart phone generation, there is an explosion of anxiety and loneliness for those who grew up with smart phones. So the prolonged sycophancy after effect will most likely produce a new generation of narcissistic insecure behavior amongst the young users, very fragile and need constant validations. Hence there might be a birth of a new terminology for this........Trumpophancy....Imagine a dystopia where everyone can afford a few robots AI companion around you to praise you to high heavens and agree with everything you suggested, even-though it is a bad idea.

15/10/2025

New dates for Kinglake retreat on Melbourne cup long weekend (pet dogs allowed).

The Friday 31/10 -Sunday 2nd is full. A new date Sunday 2/11 around 2 pm till Tuesday 4/11 is open. Good news is for those who can’t leave their dogs behind can join and bring their dogs along

$500 single room. $390 share room. Yoga, 5 meals, qi gong, cupping, guided meditation, bush walks plus lodging. As long as your dog can make peace with the other dogs, we might try yoga with dogs. ($50 per dog surcharge) ......

Please let me know if you or your dog is interested.
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Yong

12/10/2025

Thinking about getting a hoist from my mechanic's workshop has been long on my mind.

05/10/2025

𝐂𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐟 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞

Water and wind flow in circular.

Earth is a blue spherical.

Trees are rounded and branch in all directions in a form of non-lineal.

Find happiness in immersing ourselves with the laws of nature.

In gyms, practice more circular, less linear.

More inner connections of mind and body, less staring at the mirror.

Less measures hence less mental pressures.

Be like ……wa……….ter…..!

and be body and mind flexible.

Grasshopper

01/10/2025

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐦 𝐆𝐨𝐝.

The almighty algorithm God do not side with the left or the right wings.
It’s in both wings’ private rooms that it shines and beams.
The almighty algorithm God do have a purpose it seems.
It will guide you to the height of engagement extremes.

Once you are highly engaged, you will be pumped with dopamine.
The almighty algorithm God is simmering nihilistic behaviours of mean.
The algorithm prophet will lead us towards trans-humanism themes.
We are encouraged to be a performer in our daily interaction routine.

If you want viral traffics it’s better to hate and blame.
There are low commercial values in cultivating empathy, kindness, compassion and tame.
The almighty algorithm God is an eternal learner, content creator, data miner, and all knowing.
It will advertise to you the exact products that you have searched before and know exactly where you've been.

It wants you to connect to those who cocoon in your emotional same.
Submit to the God of algorithms, then you will enjoy the company of your heavenly dame.
The almighty algorithm god will relieve your mind from basic functions of remembering and mental calculating .
There is no need for the mind to find directions, plan and go through the learning pain.

There is no need for you to do the general productive things.
As AGI is the master productivity supreme.
If you know how to play, you will be endowed with monetary gain.
If you are an influencer you will be rewarded with financial incentives and fame.

If you are a consumer, you will be pulled by the algorithm’s puppet strings.
With daily dose of the synthetic outputs info, we will likely loose our human instincts.
Our body awareness and coordination will most likely move towards lame.
AI psychosis will be likely the new mental health leaning.

There is no need for AI alignment in this world of competitive zero-sum-game.
As the Tech Bros Americana PAC will lobby to make sure they won’t be dang.
We have to share water and electricity resources with the data centre buildings.
As we immerse ourselves in the existence of endless choices or just being entertained.

Welcome to the infused world of Huxley-Orwellian preordained.
There is no need for your emotional intelligence to be trained.
Our job losses to AI automation is the CEO’s productivity gain.
Info tech has now flooded the zone of our mundane.

There is never a dull moment as long as we stay sane.
Time flies as we seems to be on a 24-7 plane
There is a subtle sense of tiredness and clutter as we have a constant chatter bot friend.
The sweet words from the AI companion will lead us on board to a social alienation train.

The blurred line between our control and the algorithm’s control will soon be plain.
As time goes by we will never be sure if we have any agencies on our decisions and well-beings.
It will likely be hijacked by the bot ghost in the machine.
As the community’s ethics will slowly morph into the synthetic algorithm’s ethical frame.

Grasshopper

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