Swirly Girls Cleaning Services

01/11/2025

Some before and afters of our most recent bond clean

29/10/2025

29/10/2025

Been so quiet lately but still busy busy.
Here are a couple of cleans we have done recently 😀

05/10/2025

✨ Swirly Girls Cleaning Services ✨
Tired of mess and stress? Let us handle the rest! 💪🧼

We do it all — from the quick freshen-ups to the deep-down scrubs:
🏡 One-Off & Deep Cleans – Perfect for a total refresh
📦 Move-In & Move-Out Cleans – Start or end your lease the right way
🔑 Bond Cleans – Guaranteed to impress real estates
🧽 Regular Fortnightly or Monthly Cleans – Keep your home sparkling all year round

Reliable • Family-Owned • Police Checked • Good Vibes Only 💖

📞 Call or text 0438 418 382
Let Swirly Girls Cleaning Services bring back the shine, sparkle, and sanity to your home! 🌸

05/10/2025

✨💕 Swirly Girls Cleaning Services 💕✨

Wives are you tired of hubby “resting his eyes”?
Kids glued to Xbox, ignoring your cries?
Laundry’s piled high, dishes galore,
You’ve begged, you’ve pleaded… yet they still ignore.

Husbands, beware—your wife’s keeping score,
She could be close to walking right out the door!
But wait—don’t panic, don’t wallow in sorrow,
Call Swirly Girls and we’ll fix it tomorrow.

We’ll sweep, we’ll scrub, we’ll sparkle, we’ll shine,
And give you back your peace of mind.
A cleaner home, a happy spouse,
Brings back romance throughout the house.

So save your marriage, skip the strife,
Hire us today—bring joy to your life! 💖🧹

👉 Stronger love starts with a cleaner floor.

30/09/2025

✨ Another big day of bond cleaning done and dusted! 🧹
Exhausted but so proud of the results.

A huge shoutout to Shaylee on her very first day – she absolutely smashed it! 🌟👏

Swirly Girls Cleaning Services ❤️
Keeping homes sparkling, one clean at a time!

27/09/2025

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👑 👑 👑 👑 👑 Cash is king 👑 👑 👑 👑 👑

This is why it's scary;

Cashless society can't be implemented unless digital ID is in place first.

Digital ID is the line in the sand we must NOT cross.

Unlike cards or phone apps, Central Bank Digital Currencies will be programmed to the individual, which means the bank can:

Limit where, when, and what you spend your money on.

Monitor and record every transaction you make.

Take fines, taxes, and charges automatically from your account.

Give your money an expiry date, making savings impossible.

Link your wallet to a carbon allowance and social credit score.

Freeze your account so you are unable to buy anything.

By using cash everywhere, it keeps the cash infrastructure in place and gives the banks no excuse to bring in "smart digital money"

27/09/2025

✨💖 Swirly Girls Cleaning Services 💖✨
Because a clean home is more than just shiny floors — it’s peace of mind. 🌸

Did you know research shows that clutter and mess can actually increase stress, anxiety, and even affect your sleep? 💤
A dirty home often leads to feeling overwhelmed, stuck, and low on energy.
But here’s the good news: the reverse is true too! ✨

✅ A clean, fresh space can lower stress levels
✅ Decluttering helps boost focus and motivation
✅ Walking into a tidy home instantly lifts your mood

At Swirly Girls Cleaning Services, we don’t just clean houses — we help bring calm back into your life. Imagine stepping through your front door to sparkling bathrooms, fresh counters, and stress-free vibes. 🏡💆‍♀️

We’re a family business, reliable, police-checked, and we send the same trusted cleaner every time. You deserve a space that makes you feel lighter, happier, and more in control — and that’s exactly what we do best. 🌞

✨ Regular cleans
✨ Deep cleans
✨ One-off sparkle sessions
✨ Bond cleans & entry reports

Let’s make your home (and your headspace) shine! 🌟

📞 Contact me today on - 0438418382
Or email - admin@swirly-girls.com
Or message our page Swirly Girls Cleaning Services

Because life feels better when it’s clean 💕

26/09/2025

✨💋 Swirly Girls Cleaning Services 💋✨

Is your bedroom too messy to spark any flames?
Clothes on the floor, and the sheets full of stains?
Dust on the dresser, socks on the chair,
Romance is hiding… it’s lost under there!

Passion’s on pause, desire’s gone missing,
’Cause no one feels sexy while dodging the dishes.
But fear not, dear couples—we’ve got the cure,
A sparkling clean home makes love life secure!

So call in the Swirly Girls, we’ll sweep, mop, and shine,
Then you can relax with some wine after nine. 😉
We’ll tidy your chaos, restore bedroom bliss,
Leaving you free for much more than a kiss! 💕

26/09/2025

✨🧹 Swirly Girls Cleaning Services 🧹✨

Husbands—are you sick of the nag, nag, nag?
“Pick up your socks! Stop being a drag!”
You’d rather watch footy, or snooze in your chair, While dust bunnies multiply everywhere.

Wives—are you fed up with your lazy bloke?
The one who swears the mop might make him choke?
The bins aren’t emptied, the lawn’s knee-high,
And when you ask nicely… he just sighs.

Don’t fight, don’t stress, don’t call a divorce lawyer—
Call Swirly Girls, we’ll restore your foyer!
We’ll scrub and we’ll polish, we’ll mop every floor,
And leave your home sparkling (so you can nag no more 😉).

✨ Happy wife, happy life, it’s true—
And husbands, that means more free time for you! ✨

👉 Call Swirly Girls today and swap nagging for bragging about your clean home.

Message us via our page
Or call or text 0438418382