31/03/2026
๐จ BIG ANNOUNCEMENT ๐จ
After years of treating cats, dogs, and the occasional โI swear itโs not mineโ rabbitโฆ weโve decided to take our skills in a bold new direction.
From today, we are officially becoming a specialist clinic exclusively for left-handed alpacas. ๐ฆ
Thatโs right. If your alpaca favours its left hoof, struggles with right-handed scissors, or just feels misunderstoodโฆ we are here for you.
Services will include:
โข Precision fringe trimming (very important)
โข Emotional support for awkward spitting incidents
โข Custom-fitted tiny cardigans
โข Advanced โis this grass gluten-free?โ consultations.
Unfortunately, this means we can no longer treat dogs, cats, or right-handed alpacas. We trust you understand this necessary step forward in veterinary excellence.
Please call ahead to confirm your alpacaโs handedness before booking.
Happy April Foolsโ Day! ๐