13/02/2026
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your shoulders are plotting
A full coup on you.
Cancel the chocolates,
Your hamstrings have said—
“What we really want
Is a massage instead.”
This Valentine’s Day I’m sending a big thank you to all my clients who trust me with your aches, pains, niggles and those mysterious “I just woke up like this” or “And I thought I’d be able to balance on the bucket on top of the table” injuries
I’m lucky to spend my days doing work I genuinely love with folks who make the day endlessly interesting
Here’s your reminder to unclench your jaw, lower your shoulders, and be kind to your body. It’s doing its best!