Joanne's Temple - Colonics Hydrotherapy

09/11/2025

Hi friends,

I am super excited to be stocking Chelsey Jean Lymphatics products!

If you haven't seen pop up on your newsfeeds, you are truly missing out because these products are AMAZING!!!

I know I say that about everything I stock but it's true. I only stock products that I believe in and that work and these gloves WORK!

Let me tell you a little about what all the fuss is about.

Our Lymph system is essential for detoxification, immune, health, fat transportation, metabolism and energy levels. If it slows down, so do we.

So, what these gloves do, is stimulate the lymphatic system moving stagnant toxins so they can be released through our pathways such as a bowel movement/urination etc.

In other words, these gloves are just as good as having a Lymphatic drainage massage, except you can do this in the privacy of your own home everyday!

It takes 2 minutes a day to give your lymphatic system some much needed stimulation and they come with a step by step picture guide to follow so you know you can't stuff up the sequence 😊

These are available in store at
291 Childs Road, Mill Park for RRP $42.50 or online at my website (plus delivery for online orders).

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

05/10/2025

These are just a few pics of what was recently released by some of my amazing clients this week.

Want to see what's lurking in your colon?

Come see me 🌻

Hours:
Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday 9am to 8pm
Thursday and Friday 9am to 6pm
Saturday 8am to 3pm

291 Childs Road Mill Park Melbourne
Book online, link in my bio.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻🙏

01/10/2025

Hi Friends,

Thanks to the generosity of our beautiful clients our pay it forward jar is full!

We now have enough donations to gift TWO FREE colonics appointments!

How it works. Our beautiful clients donate to our Pay It Forward jar and once we receive 50% of the cost of a colonics appointment we donate a free colonics appointment to someone in the community who is doing it tough. Joanne’s Temple Colonics donating the other 50%.

We would love for you to help us choose who receives them.

Send us an email at admin@joannestemplecolonics.com.au nominating who you feel is doing it tough but would benefit from a Colonics appointment. You can even nominate yourself. Just give us a brief outline of why this person is deserving of a free appointment. Include their contact details such as mobile number and email address so if they are selected, we can be in touch and give them the great news!

Send nominations no later than close of business on Friday 10th October 2025.

The fine print:

Joanne’s Temple Colonics decision is final

The free Colonics appointment must be used within four weeks

It is for ONE colonics appointment for each person valued at $150 for a new client or $130 for a returning client

There are some contraindications to colonics. If the person who is chosen has contraindications, unfortunately, they will forfeit their appointment and someone else will be selected. There is NO transfer for cash or products, this is purely for a Colonics appointment

Not Transferable to anyone else. If selected and you can’t keep your appointment or don’t want the colonics appointment, you will forfeit and someone else will be selected.

Thank you for your understanding.

So, get nominating, we look forward to giving away two colonics appointments and helping those in our community who are doing it tough.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

21/09/2025

06/09/2025

Everyday we see lots of different things released ranging from toxics, p**p, mucous, parasites, undigested food etc. What I love is the different shapes "these" things make.

For this one, I can see a very loose map of Australia or even a heart shape. What can you see?

Want to see what's lurking in your colon? Come see me 🌻

06/09/2025

Hi friends,

Stuck on what to get dad for Fathers' Day tomorrow?

For all those dads who have everything and are full of 💩 a Colonics appointment is the PERFECT gift!

But don't take my word for it! Get him a gift voucher from Joanne's Temple Colonics and let him tell you himself just how awesome having a Colonics is to his health and wellbeing!

He will seriously thank you for it.

Jump online to my website at www.joannestemplecolonics.com.au and select the "Book Now" button. Scroll all the way down to Gift Vouchers - there is a selection of different values you can choose, ranging from $50 right up to a three pack at $380.

Vouchers can be used for products or Colonics appointments. They are NOT refundable, however are transferable, so if dad isn't too keen having a tube up his bum, you can take his appointments instead or he can buy products.

The vouchers will be delivered instantly straight to your email inbox.

So, who's excited to see the look on dads face when he opens your gift? Take a pic and send it through, I'd love to see it too....😊

Look forward to seeing your dad (or you) soon 🌻

02/09/2025

Hi Friends,

It's Women's Health Week this week 1st to 5th September!

When it comes to our health no one knows our bodies or how we feel better than we do. So why do we "give our power away" to someone who may only spend 10 minutes with us?

Take the Lead and listen to your body because the body gives you signs that something isn't quite right. Our body is designed to heal itself given the right conditions so isn't it time to take the lead and follow the signs?

Almost everything starts in the gut, so now is the perfect time to book your colonics appointment and together we can remove any impacted f***l matter, toxins and hydrate the body. Your body will thank you for it!

For Women's Health Week, Joanne's Temple Colonics is offering $10 Off colonics appointments from
1-5 September. Book online at www.joannestemplecolonics.com.au or call/message to Ph: 0414-481-480.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻

26/07/2025

Hi Friends

Being a Colonics hydrotherapist isn’t the kind of career many people dream of and most therapists have a story of how colonics saved them from years of pain with their own gut issues.

My Colonics story isn’t about me, but my sister, who used Colonics to remove toxins from her body during her own cancer journey.

Seeing first-hand the benefits Colonics had, I knew it was something I needed to do, to give hope and relief to those who have their own health challenges.

The past few weeks have been particularly emotionally challenging as I am currently working with four clients who each have cancer. Although rewarding to be making a difference to their lives, I can’t help but think of my sister and the challenges she had faced.

One of my beautiful clients told me this week, she doesn’t fear dying but fears leaving her children. There were lots of tears as she spoke those words because as a mother myself, I’m sure I would have those same fears if I faced the same fate. Another client was diagnosed only a few weeks ago and she is overwhelmed at what comes next. Thankfully she is working with an amazing health coach who will help keep her on track and walk her through step by step.

My third client is surrounded by her loving family who take it in turns to take her to appointments, prepare her meals and juices for the day, her coffee enemas she does at home – she is not alone and has the support she needs. She is doing well and comes to her weekly colonics’ appointments with a smile because she is remaining optimistic that she is going to win this battle. Not for herself but for her family.

I feel my fourth client is struggling and I want so much more for him, but unfortunately, the nausea and low motivation are making it hard for him to progress. He is doing his best for now and hopefully the nausea will go away soon so he can reach his optimum health.

So, how does someone “switch off” when their whole life is about “their” cancer? The foods they eat, the appointments they go to, trying new treatments, choices to make – alternative or traditional, and then deciding which choice is the right choice for them and being bombarded with different products, protocols and opinions – no wonder people are finding it hard to switch off when these are the things they face day in day out.

During each and every one of these appointments, I think of my sister and what she went through. What were her fears? How did she “switch off”? Did she ever regret her choices or wish she took a different approach? As her sister, did I support her enough?

Being a colonics hydrotherapist isn’t just about the p**p. There is so much more to what I do each and every day and it’s my clients who make what I do rewarding.

Honestly, I hope I never have to experience any of these challenges and I thank God for giving me the opportunity to help my clients as best as I can. I pray for my clients to get better so they don’t have to live with “their cancer” anymore. I pray for my sister who I miss like crazy. I know she is supporting me from wherever she is, giving me the wisdom and knowledge to better support my clients, I just wish she was here.

25/07/2025

Who can relate?

"Travel constipation" is real and many of my clients find it hard to "p**p" when on holidays.

This pretty much sums it up ☺️

If you have the "post holiday constipation blues" come see me. Colonics can help get you back on track.

Look forward to seeing you soon 🌻