30/10/2025
🎃 This Halloween costume hits way too close to home…
Presenting: The Massage Therapist 👻
Includes:
🧺 Endless laundry
🧴 Oil-stained everything
🎶 Enya on loop
😅 And the permanent smell of coconut oil
Honestly… terrifyingly accurate.
I’m off enjoying the long weekend (no folding towels, no Enya in sight) — back on the table from Thursday 6 November.
May your oils stay capped and your sheets stay white. 🕯️
✨ Need a reset after your own horror week? Book your next massage when I’m back — link in bio.
