14/08/2022
Right, so here’s the story.
Three years ago, two old moles (my wife Sara and our resident Psychologist Fiona) were bored and looking for something to do. Their husbands (aka Myself and Craig) were, collectively; balding, approaching total deafness, and disturbingly starting to talk about a ‘retirement where we can spend more quality time together doing things we both love. Together.’
So you can imagine their immediate and visceral reaction. They started looking for other things - any other things - to do. Together.
Which is where the S**tbox Rally pulled, rusted muffler and backfiring exhaust, into view. Being the charity-minded, absolutely not interested in cars Old Moles that they are they thought “that’ll do”, and signed up. The waiting list was several years. Hearts were a-racing. They *may* have forgotten to sign us up as well, and so it came to pass that, all these years later, their Old Mole numbers finally came up.
Just the two of them. Sliding their two S**t Boxes behind the wheel of one, failing alternator of a questionable, bright yellow S**t Box. Worth under $1,500 (or possibly pulled unceremoniously out of a back paddock for no cost at all). Likely not roadworthy.
They leave 13 May, 2023.
Before then, they have to raise $5,000 for The Cancer Council. Cover the sh*tbox in some sort of all-over prophylactic. Maybe grab some emergency car repair skills. And hit the road.
Can you help? They’re hoping not to resort to Only Fans to raise the charity money. It’s for a good cause. Not only helping to fund vital cancer research, but also sparing online human eyes far and wide from the universal indignity of an Old Moles Only Fans.
Don’t let it happen. Just hit the link below. Donate a token amount to an exceptional cause. And the prophylactics stay on all round.
See you on the road 👍🏻
We are really pleased to announce that we're taking part in S**tbox Rally 2023 Autumn!! This year, all the teams are driving their sh*tboxes from Newcastle to Townsville.S**tbox Rally is the largest community lead fundraiser for the Cancer Council in Australia and is now in its 13th year. Part of th...