Stoff's Massage

09/02/2026

Limted time offer. Get in quickly to secure your spot!

Love doesn’t need more plans. It needs more time. 🤍
This Friday, Chris and I are offering three extended 90-minute couples massage sessions, designed to be slow, grounding, and deeply restorative.
Same room · Two therapists
Unrushed bodywork · Quiet connection
Available times:
11:30 | 1:30 | 3:30
(Only three sessions available)
To enquire, please message with your preferred time and both names.
Appointments are confirmed on a first-paid basis.
Once confirmed, an invoice will be sent.
Payment secures your booking.

01/02/2026

Found a new pencil case for work. This Highland Coo needs a name. Best suggestion wins...the chance to name it.

30/01/2026

Back to school special.
I have 1 space for a $50 massage today. Need to be here before 12.
TODAY ONLY
Call to reserve now
(Saturday 31st January 30min relaxation or remedial)

Bookings essential

27/01/2026

Happy Wednesday folks. I have availability this week and next for all the aches and pains you've been pushing back and putting off over the busy season. Book now to secure your place.

In the meantime, unclench your jaw, drop those shoulders, and take 3 deep breaths. January is almost over and there's only 11 months until Xmas. 😉

22/01/2026

Just a reminder that double demerits start tonight. Hope everyone has a great long weekend.

20/01/2026

Belated Victory Monday (its my Monday anyways)
La Rams one step closer to another superbowl appearance. .

15/01/2026

Hello, if you're only new here I need to warn you this page contains terrible jokes and puns. Feel free to add more below. Doesn't have to be topical either. Hope everyone is staying both dry and hydrated in this unpredictable weather. 🤪

14/01/2026

I've got 3 spots available this Saturday 17th at the bay. Get in quick to book your spot today. Book online or via the link in my profile.
Located at Laze Wellness collective Nelson bay.

09/01/2026

I had my first ice bath after work today. Lasted roughly 3 mins in 10° who else has tried one?

09/01/2026

3rd day in a row, completely booked out. Appointments still available next week. Get in early to book your spot today!

01/01/2026

Having the day I deserve. 💜
W/Nat on a stroll.

30/12/2025

That's a wrap on 2025 on my first 6 months of my very own brick and mortar space. To all who have trusted me and helped me build my skills and helped me progress, I thank you. Here's to 2026 and all the adventures ahead.