20/04/2026
POV: You’ve been to the hospital 177 times and still couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag 🛍️
Thankfully I had a very official remote navigation system (aka my friend Jo watching the security cameras 👀) guiding me step-by-step…
“Turn left.”
“Stop. You’ve gone too far.”
“WHY ARE YOU IN THAT CORNER?”
Meanwhile Pickle is just standing there like,
“Ma’am… I thought YOU were the professional.” 🐾💀