26/12/2025
🎄 BELATED MERRY FU***NG CHRISTMAS 🎄
To my current clients, past clients,
…and perhaps future clients quietly following 👀
December was chaos.
Training. Clients. Family. Pavlova. Life. And vomiting 🤮 Yup I was sick.
So yeah — I’m late. 😂
But I just wanted to say this…
Thank you for trusting me with your body, your health, your hormones, your confidence, and your “I can’t be fu**ed today” days.
You didn’t come to me for 6-week shred bulls**t. You came because you wanted to feel strong, capable, proud, and good in your skin — for LIFE 💪
I’m so bloody grateful for every single one of you ✨🧡
So, for 2026 …. Let’s aim for more strength, more self-respect, and more doing s**t that actually makes your life better ❤️