01/02/2026
😂🫠 When you shake the dressing like a boss… without the lid on.
Vinaigrette everywhere. Bench. Floor. Me.
Menopause brain for the absolute win 🥇
Apparently I took the lid off earlier and my brain just deleted that information 😬
If this isn’t peri/meno life, I don’t know what is.
Still ate the salad 🥗💁♀️