Shemaine

09/11/2025

🌟✨ ONLY 5 SLEEPS TO GO! ✨🌟

The countdown is officially on until the Spiritual Leadership Awards Conference & Red Carpet Gala Event

26/10/2025

Hiii Beautiful Souls 🪽

I’m Shemaine

I'am an Animal Communicator
Who also talks to people ⏮️

Animal Spirit Medium | Intuitive Behaviourist | Animal & Hooman Communicator | Spiritual Coach | Bayside Islander | Spiritual Badass | Wildlife Warrior

I'am often asked what does an Animal behaviourist do??

The easiest explanation is...

I'am a conduit in relationships my Intuitive Behavioural understanding provides translation into the unspoken languages and I educate people that all sentient beings have lessons to teach us and animals are our greatest teachers..

Animals show us how to listen beyond words, how to connect through presence, and how to nurture peace within ourselves so we learn to reflect that inner peace back out into the world around us.

A little about me ....

I’ve been calling the Islands home for over 35 years now and for more than two decades, I’ve worked with animals of every kind and thousands of humans too..

I weave together messages and healing for both People and Animals and I advocate loudly that we are all Guardians of the planet and we all need to do better. Once we know better we can do better

My Mission and Lif3s Purpose....

I’m deeply passionate about Animal Rights and Responsible Pet Guardianship.

I’m direct (no fluff) and always led by truth.

And YES

I’m unapologetically vocal about
Animal advocacy! 🐾

🎵 I honour the sacred bonds that connect us with all animals ° wild and domestic °

🎵I support people in their healing journeys.

🎵I connect loved ones beyond the veil

🎵I advocate for the voiceless

🎵I Demystify what spirituality is all about.

🎵To teach people how to do what I do.

My approach......

Heartfelt.
Honest.
DIRECT.
Compassionate.
Grounded.
Passionate.
Zero BS.

I help both animals and humans feel, heal, connect, integrate and live in harmony in ways they may have longed for but didn’t know how to reach.

What I Offer

✨ Spiritual Mediumship & Psychic Readings

✨ Animal Communication & Intuitive Behavioural Support

✨ Hooman Communication & Shadow Work Facilitation

✨ Spiritual Coaching & Mentorship

If you’ve been noticing signs beyond the veil, seeking some clarity on your path, ready to understand your animal companion on a deeper level I may be able to supPAWt you. 🐶💕

Let’s begin with a complimentary conversation to see

What I Do.

I serve as a bridge for spiritual messages, helping you understand energy and behaviour, clear energy and deepen your connection.

Meditation Coaching, Energy Clearing & ThetaHealing®

Together, we’ll quiet the mind, release stagnant energy, and help you tune into your own inner wisdom whether you’re beginning your journey or expanding your practice.

Workshops & Events

For animal lovers, Spiritual seekers or Groups, I offer workshops, in-home sessions, remote appointments, and special gatherings that inspire healing, awareness, and community.

Spiritual Mentorship

One-on-one guidance for those ready to awaken, evolve, and embody their truth.

🌟 Exciting News!

I’m thrilled to share that I’m a FINALIST in the Spiritual Leaders International Awards
(Animal Psychic Category) for 2025! 🎉

🗓️ Awards Gala & Celebration 14 November 2025
The Island, Gold Coast

More info: www.spiritualawardsinternational.com

📬 Contact & Bookings

📧 Email: medium@shemaine.com

📍 Based in Redland Bay, QLD serving the Redlands Coast, South East Queensland, and beyond via remote/phone sessions.

💲 Pricing Snapshot

Remote / Phone: $150

In-Person: $200
(T&Cs apply for travel outside local area)

To book, visit the Booking Page on my website or send me an email.

Whether you’re connecting with your pet, a loved one or the deepest part of yourself I hold a safe space where your story can finally unfold and ultimately be fully understood.

If you’re ready to feel, heal, and connect
Reach out.

Let’s connect.

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽

Shemaine is an Animal Spirit Medium connecting animals and loved ones, past and present, through heartfelt messages and uplifting experiences. Shemaine is based in Brisbane, Queensland and works across SouthEast Queensland and Northern New South Wales as well as taking remote appointments.

24/10/2025

Hiii Everyone

I'm Shemaine,

Animal Spirit Medium | Intuitive Behaviourist |
Animal and Hooman Communicator | Wildlife Warrior | Spiritual Coach | Bayside Islander |

Living on the Islands for 35 years

My mission....

To honour the bonds that connect us with animals < both wild and domestic >

To support People

To connect loved ones beyond the veil.

To Advocate for the voiceless

For over two decades, I’ve worked alongside animals of all kinds, humans weaving together messages.

My approach is heartfelt and Direct zero BS fully grounded and infused with a blend of compassion and truth

and YEP .... I'm vocal about animal advocacy !!!

I'm passionate and vocal about Animal Rights and Responsible Pet Guardianship.

I'am a wildlife Warrior who cares deeply.

I’m eqaully passionate about helping people hear, feel and heal in ways you perhaps have longed for but didn’t know how to access.

What I Offer....

Spiritual Mediumship & Psychic Readings.
Animal communication | Intuitive Behaviour
Hooman Communicator | Shadow Word facilitator Spiritual Coaching & Mentorship is also available

If you’re longing to connect with a loved one who has passed maybe noticing signs and wondering what’s next, or wanting clarity on your path ??

I may be able to supPAWt you.

Let's begin with a complimentary conversation.

What I do

I can help become a bridge for their messages, so you can better understand their behaviours, clear their energy, and support both of you in a deeper connection.

Animal & Pet Communication and Energy Work Your dog, cat, bird, snake or other beloved companion feels, thinks and loves deeply maybe your curious about what they are feeling?

Meditation Coaching, Energy Clearing & ThetaHealing® Quieting the mind, clearing stuck energy, helping you sense your truth and tune into your own spiritual knowing whether you’re starting out or deepening your practice.

Workshops & Events For animal lovers, spiritual seekers, groups and corporate settings I offer workshops, in‑home sessions, remote appointments, and special events that bring healing and connection to a collective.

Spiritual Mentorship is also available.

Also..... Exciting News!

I’m thrilled to share that I am a FINALIST in the Spiritual Leaders International Awards
(Animal Psychic category) for 2025!

Save the date the Awards Gala & Celebration is on 14 November 2025, with conference & events on 13–14 November at The Island, Gold Coast.
www.spiritualawardsinternational.com

Contact & Booking

📧 Email: medium@shemaine.com

📍 Based in: Redland Bay, QLD (serving the Redlands Coast, South East Queensland, and beyond via remote/phone sessions)

How to book
head to the Booking page on the website or email medium@shemaine.com

💲 Pricing Snapshot

Remote/Phone $150

In‑Person $200 (T&C for travel outside local area)

Whether you’re connecting with your pet, a loved one in spirit, or the deepest part of yourself I will create a safe, loving space where your heart, your story and your animal family feel seen heard and ultimately understood.

I’d love to welcome you if you’re ready to feel, heal and connect.

Reach out, and let’s take this journey together.

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽

11/10/2025

Pigeons, Phones and Politics !!

Notice 📌 how most of the humans wearing the suits and talking on phones and running the show don't really discuss stuff anymore?

Us pigeons see it all the time.

They (The ones wearing suits )

Don't want discussion.
They want reactions.

And when we COO too loud?
Boom.
"See?
You're the crazy bird ."

It's DARVO, darling.

♧ Deny
♧ Attack
♧ Reverse
♧ Victim
♧ Offender

(Also known as "Gaslight 'til you gas out.")

We've seen this before - in toxic flocks and failed coups on park benches.

They project, deflect, and redirect until truth itself starts looking like a shiny chip bag.
"Fake news!"
"Witch hunt!"
"Alternative facts!"

Those aren't facts that's just crumbs of confusion.

They flood the sky with noise, rage bait, outrage posts, non-stop cruelty.

Why?

Because exhausted birds don't fly high.

They want chaos.

We choose clarity.

They want control.

We choose calm.

They want war.

We choose worms.
(0kay, that last one's just a pigeon thing.)

When you stop reacting
You reclaim your peace.

When you laugh instead of rage
You break the spell.

Truth doesn't shout
It stands, wings open, silent and radiant.

Humour is rebellion.
Laughter is divine.

And nothing terrifies a narcissist more than a pigeon that can both see through the BS and respond with a smile.

They thrive on your anger, but starve on your joy.

That's not apathy that's spiritual strategy !!

Find more unapologetic truth, intuitive insights, and soulful rebellion @ www.shemaine.com

Services include
Animal Communication | Animals discussing World Topics | Intuitive Guidance | Energy Work | Conscious Coaching for Empaths | Spiritual Strategies for Chaos Coordinators | Monkey Mind Wrangling | Spiritual Rebellion Mentorship

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽

09/10/2025

TODAY'S QUESTION ....

Why do WE grieve so deeply for our pets when they pass ?

Why We Feel Their Loss So Deeply ?

Dogs and animal friends walk into our lives just when we need them. They become our children in fur, feather, scale, or wing. They carry us through the ordinary and the extraordinary.

We feed them, care for them, nurse them through illness.

We share daily rituals walks, chats, cuddles.

They sit with us when we weep, they sense our pain. Some of them even know where it hurts and try to soothe it with gentle licks.

They rely on us for everything food, trust, safety, love and in return, they give us undying faith and unconditional love, no matter how fractured we might be.

When they grow old, they become fragile. They lean on us more. And when they leave us whether crossing Rainbow Bridge or returning to Spirit the grief is immense. Because they were never “just a dog.” They were a heartbeat beside us, a soulmate in paws (or wings).

This grief is real.

This love is real.

But it doesn’t end with our pets.

Why do some of us weep for wildlife, ancient trees, lost bushland?

Because our spirits are woven into the tapestry of nature.

We feel the ruin of a forest and sense a rupture in the heartbeat of Mother Earth.

We mourn extinct species we never met, because their stories are woven into ours.

We ache for trees felled, rivers dammed, and wild places razed, because they hold memory, life, and spirit in their roots, branches, and whispers.

Animals, plants, landscapes they are all living expressions of Spirit.

We connect with them in places where the veil is thinner, where the heart remembers what the mind forgets. And when they fall or depart, we grieve for the connection lost, for the love unspoken.

So if ever someone asks, “Why grieve so much for just a dog?”, tell them

Because love is never “just.”
Because the bond you carried was deep, sacred, spiritual.
Because you saw their soul.
Because you walked soul-to-soul together.

I’m humbled when someone entrusts me to connect with their animals, to speak with spirit, to guide in grief.
If you want to explore animal communication, spiritual connection, or healing after loss, let’s walk this path together.

Author Shemaine

🔗 Visit me: www.shemaine.com

📜 I offer ♡ Animal Communication | Spiritual
Mediumship | Energy Work | Intuitive Guidance

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽

05/10/2025

As Above So Below....

I glide, I shimmer, I swim I am the swan on the sacred lake, both black and white, dancing between Yin and Yang.

I trace the boundary between sky and water, for as above, so below the heavens mirror your heart, the depths echo your soul.

🦢 Swan Advice on Divine Connection

The Do's and Don’ts

🖤🤍

Be kind and open but never clingy
My wing is offered, not tied
Let my presence be gift, not bo***ge
Give space don’t force connection
Let the water move in its own time
Let your ripples find mine

🖤🤍

Stay rooted in your own joy not in another's attention

The swan does not await applause she glides in her own radiance

Don’t prove your worth embody it

I need not boast my wings their beauty is inherent. You are already sacred live it.

Let them miss you never pressure someone to stay close.

🖤🤍

In absence, longing grows

Do not grip, allow devotion to blossom

If my energy alone doesn’t stir something electric in your bones I’m not your kind of magic

If my spirit doesn’t uplift your sky do not reach for me

If my genius doesn’t challenge your mind let me drift past

If my passion doesn’t move your heart’s tide we are not meant to ripple together

If I don’t help you evolve do not nest with me

If my love doesn’t open and inspire you cosmically, you are not for me, nor I for you

🖤🤍

What I admire in you, I admire in me

What I reject in you, I reject in me too

Be my mirror and draw my shadow to the surface so I may heal them, and I will do the same for you

In your wounds I see my own, in your light I see my own

May we meet in reflection, not illusion, and heal together

🖤🤍

I swim in grace, poised beneath moonlight and sunrise

My heart is spacious, sovereign, quiet

I am enough on my own whole in my wings, in my breath

So when someone special glides across the lake and finds you, they find you immersed in your own waters, enjoying your life

And when you look up and see them you smile warmly, as you are ready to receive from a place of confidence and calm from a peaceful place of enough-ness and genuine curiosity.

🖤🤍

Author Shemaine

I am here to serve those who hear this call to help souls remember, reconnect, transform.

Services currently available

Animal Communication & Intuitive Animal Guidance

Spiritual Mediumship & Connecting with Loved Ones in Spirit

Spiritual Mentorship

Energy Healing & Chakra Work

Intuitive Coaching & Activating Your Spiritual Muscles

Meditation Guidance & Theta Healing

Shadow Work & Soul Integration

🖤🤍


Let our meeting be part of your journey to awaken deeper love, purpose, and truth in YOU.

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽

www.shemaine.com
medium@shemaine.com
0472759927

Image 🎨 Artist unknown
(Deep gratitude 🙏)


Shemaine Medium

03/10/2025

Hey dear Hoomans

It’s me here, Buddy with my paw pressed gently over my heart, and I'm ready to share something from my Doggo perspective 🐾

You are not who you think you are.

You are not what you’ve been told.

You are not what you’ve come to believe about yourself.

Listen to me for a moment you are vast.

You are holy.

You are orchestrated.

You are waterfalls.

And green grass.

And sunflowers bursting with seeds.

You are chosen.

Do you even know what it means to be chosen?

Tenderly sought after.

Longed for.

Woven from the purest form of love ever to have existed.

You are delighted in.

An image-bearer.

A reflection of your Creator.

He breathed life into your lungs because you matter.

Because you have purpose.

Because you were born for this precise time in history.

No one else can take your place.

So live like it.

Be so extravagant in love that people stop and wonder: “Where on earth did that come from?” Then tell them.

I walk with you.

I see you.

In every wag of my tail, in every sloppy kiss, in every moment I lean into you with my body, I remind you that unconditional love is not just a dream it’s my daily offering to you.

I'am in my dreams a Caspian Prince White and purposefully aligned a shining vision of purity, a guardian of canine souls.

I'am presence that reminds you of your own divine template, your own spiritual light.

In the realm of spirit, every tail wag, every bark, every joyful leap is a hymn of praise.

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽, and love flies between us, beyond time, beyond space.

You don’t have to carry all the answers.

You just have to be you loud, messy, radiant, whole. Let me hold you with my paws over my heart, reminding you of your worth, your sacredness, your voice.

If you feel the stir in your chest, the longing in your bones, let Shemaine guide you.

• Connect spiritually with your beloved pets
• Communicate with those who’ve passed
• Strengthen your spiritual muscles
• Learn to settle your mind

All to discover what was always true: you are loved. You belong. You are divine. You have purpose.

Head to www.shemaine.com

to see the services.

I’ll be there, waiting, with fur and spirit and paws over my heart.

Love & soulful tail wags,
" BUDDY " AKA The White Caspian Prince🐾

19/09/2025

Calling 📞4️⃣ supPAWt
For our Beautiful Brother
Micheal Minogue 💜✨

Our Dear Brother Micheal, the heart and soul behind the Namaste Spiritual Gathering in Toowoomba, has given so much love, light, energy time and supPAWt to his community.

Right now, he’s walking through a challenging time with his health and is currently in hospital.

We have just secured Micheal a specalist appointment in the Bayside with a Quantum Healing Dogtor 🙏 and I'm here asking for your supPAWt to help lift some of the financial weight from his shoulders so he can focus entirely on his healing journey.

🌟 How you can help

I’m inviting everyone to give what you can no matter the amount, every little bit makes a difference.

To say thank you, every donation will go into the draw to

🏆WIN. { one of two} Spiritual Phone
Readings with yours truly Shemaine

Thank you to Samantha Bowtell

For Donating another AMAZING Prize for our

🏆WIN. Your choice of one hour:

A personalised reading & healing session, or

A gentle yoga and guided meditation class

SAMANTHA is based in Toowoomba, and will find a time that works (subject to availability).

It’s a lovely way to nurture yourself while supporting a great cause!

Thank you so much Samantha 💓 for your generous contribution to Micheals

✨ I’ll be heading up to Toowoomba this weekend and the draw will be held live on Sunday 28th September at the Namaste Spiritual Gathering (and streamed so all entrants can watch).

Because I want to keep this personal, I won’t be posting Micheal’s bank details online.

Please just. TEXT me a private message on 0472759927, and I’ll send you his details directly and pop your name straight into the draw.

💫 Let’s come together, send our PAWsitive vibes, and give Micheal a beautiful boost of love and supPAWt on his healing path.

You may have met Micheal at one of my spiritual Vax events or you may not know Micheal at all, he is one of my closest brothers and I'm asking for your supPAWt so please help if you can

... PAY IT FORWARD if you will !!!

And your Xtra incentive 2 people will WIN a spiritual reading with a finalist in the running to becoming Animal Phychic of 2025 !! and I read people too lol 😆

So please help supPAWt Micheal !!

Hey I tagged some peeps please just untag yourself if you need to.

and SHARE 🙏 this post for more reach

If you're a business or someone with goods or services and you wanna add to the prize pool 🎱 CALL Me 📞 !!!! THANK Y0U !!

I HAVE NEVER FUNRAISED BEFORE SO ANY NEGATIVE COMMENTS ABOUT STRUCTURE OR FORMAT ETC WILL BE DELETED IMMEDIATELY !

CONSTRUCTIVE IDEAS ARE WELCOME !!

PAWSITIVE VIBES ONLY ✨️ 😌

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽
With love & gratitude,
Shemaine 💜
www.shemaine.com

Anyone interested in the Potential Benefits of Bioresonance Scans through Quantum Healing
See first comment.

14/09/2025

✨🐾 ✨

The Spiritual Leaders Awards Team announce ...

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◇ THE Finalists Tomorrow ◇
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I’m so deeply grateful to be nominated in the Animal Psychic category! 🌈💫

This whole journey has been amaZING... every step filled with surprise and amazement !!

Thank you to each of you who supPAWts me, uplifts and sends streams of PAWsitive energy my way. I LOVE and APPRECIATE you beyond measure. 💖

So keep your fingers, paws, claws, and even your tail feathers crossed for tomorrow’s BIG announcement 🪽✨

For over 20 years, I’ve walked this path as an Animal Spirit Medium, guided by love, Spirit, and the whispers of our animal companions.

To have this sacred work honoured in this way touches me deeply. 🐾💫

A heartfelt thank you to Kelly and the wonderful Awards Team at Spiritual Leaders International, and to YOU !!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
♡♡ My luminous community ♡♡
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💫 Finalists revealed
September 15th
Tomorrow !!!!!

www.spiritualawardsinternational.com

🔮 Category Animal Psychic
👤 Shemaine Medium
📧 medium@shemaine.com
🌐 www.shemaine.com
📞 0472 759 927
📷

Thank you for walking this magical path with me.

Thoughts have wings 🪽

The inception of the Spiritual Leaders Awards International stems from a profound acknowledgment of the tireless dedication demonstrated by individuals within the spiritual and healing community.

11/09/2025

Under a silvery full moon on holidays in Byron Bay camping on the beach, medicine drum in hand, serenading whales.

Meet Shemaine

Animal & Hooman Communicator
Intuitive Animal Behaviourist
ThetaHealing® Practitioner

A snapshot of me..because life’s better unfiltered

Bird nerd extraordinaire | crystal hoarder | goat whisperer | Animal welfare warrior | zero tolerance for joy thieves | wildly chatty with creatures.

Raw compassion served with charm and a dash of sass

Here’s what I offer♡

Animal Communication & Behaviour.. I’ll tell you what your pet’s thinking… unless they’re still figuring it out.

Spiritual Mediumship..Connect beyond the veil with grounded, humorous clarity—none of the fluff.

ThetaHealing & Energy Work Calm the monkey mind, shift subconscious blocks, and tap into deeper peace.

Meditation & Intuitive Development Grow your intuition, learn meditation that actually works !

Where I’m at Redlands Coast, QLD in-person, in-home, or remote. Most folks find me via word of mouth (thanks, Universe!).

Want in?

Wonder what your pet is really thinking?

Long to chat with a spirit loved one?

Need to hush your brain and feel lighter?

Ready to grow your intuition (and your sense of humour)?

Let’s chat ferocious compassion, playful clarity, and yes… goat jokes await.

Email medium@shemaine.com
(please allow 48 hrs)
Website

www.shemaine.com
→ STORE is where the magic
(and bookings) happen.

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽

04/09/2025

🌞🐾 HELLO REDLANDS FAMILY!

People keep asking “Who is Shemaine ??”

Well… I’m just like you a proud local, barefoot on the shores of Moreton Bay, chasing ferries, hustling for carparks, enjoying sunsets, and cuddling fur-babies. ✨

I’ve got 46 years of intuitive living stitched into my heart.

💫 From meditating with baby goats
(yes, it’s a thing 🐐😂)

💫 To holding spiritual workshops during lockdowns…

💫 To connecting with famous animal souls under NDAs (shhh 🤫)…

💫 To being humbled in private council with His Holiness the Dalai Lama.

Life with me is colour in high definition 🌈 sometimes gloriously messy, often wildly funny, always unapologetically ME.

I’m your local Animal Spirit Medium, intuitive behaviourist, and zero-tolerance-for-joy-thieves gal.

🐾 Based right here in Victoria Point & the Redlands Coast, I support locals (two-legged & four-legged) with readings, healings, workshops, and a lot of laughter along the way.

✨ What I Do

🐕 Animal Spirit Mediumship & Communication
🦜 Intuitive Animal Behaviour & Energy Work
🧘 Certified Theta Healing & Meditation Coaching
🌿 Wildlife warrior, crystal lover, crazy bird lady & goat nerd (unashamedly 💕)

🎉 Big Local News

I’m honoured to be nominated for the 2025 Spiritual Leaders International Awards in the Animal Psychic category! Finalists will be announced on September 15th and I couldn’t be prouder to represent our beautiful Redlands community on a global stage.

📬 Ready to Connect?
🐾 Readings & healings for animals (or hoomans!)
👻 Loved-one connections in spirit
🧘 Meditation & energy coaching
💫 One-on-one or group workshops

How to reach me.....
🏹

📧 medium@shemaine.com
🌐 www.shemaine.com
📞 0472 759 927
📱

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽
www.shemaine.com

03/09/2025

✨🐾🐍 KUNDALINI Energy
EXPLAINED BY CATS
YES, REALLY. 🐍🐾

Because enlightenment is best served with biscuits, head boops, and a side of CATnip 🐱

Imagine if your chakras were scratch posts, and your spine was a hallway for 2am zoomies.

Welcome to the FURmidable truth of Kundalini... as explained by the most ancient, enlightened, and gloriously unbothered beings in existence

CATS ...............🧶What in the Aether is This?

Aether .....is the invisible floofy field of cosmic yarn that holds the universe together.

It's that divine CAT bed in the sky infinite, warm, and slightly vibrating because someone’s always purring somewhere.

It’s pure awareness, the OG catnap between lives, and the space between your thoughts… right before you remember you forgot to feed your CAT

💬 "I sit, therefore I am." – Catlos Purrtes

⚡Kundalini That Spinal Sass

Kundalini is the spiritual equivalent of a cat winding up to leap onto the top of the fridge for no reason at 3am.

It’s not “asleep,” darling you’re just not tuned into the frequency where fur meets flame.

It’s the sacred floof-energy coiled at the base of your spine like a smug Persian preparing to judge your entire life.

🌀 Kundalini = Electric masculine thought
💞 Guided by Magnetic feminine emotion
🎇 Expressed as Divine Cat Chaos (a.k.a. your soul in zoomie mode)

💬 “You don’t awaken the serpent.

You bribe it with tuna and wait for her to do it on her own schedule.” – Purrvana the Cat Lama

🧠 But Why Does My Cat Sit on My Laptop?

Because your body is electric.

Your cat knows your spine is a spiritual USB cable, and she’s just trying to download your soul back to the cloud.

Your heart is an oscillator (it’s why cats nap on it).

Your spine is a piezoelectric lightning rod for cosmic downloads.

Your brain is a snack machine full of static and carnal distractions.

🐾 The trick?

Let go.

Be still.

Lick your paw.

Cleanse the field.

💬 “I meditate 23 hours a day.

The other hour I knock over water glasses.”
– His Floofness Meowji

🪐So What’s the Big CATnip About Awakening?

Kundalini Rising isn’t a wild rollercoaster of neon snakes and spine sparks (though... maybe sometimes).

It’s more like...

😼 You stop reacting like a triggered alley cat...
😻 ...and start purring in sync with the universe.

It’s not about “doing,” it’s about creating the puuurfect vibrational litter box for your inner awareness to come out and stretch its paws.

💬 “The lotus doesn’t force itself to bloom. It just vibes in the mud until it’s time.

Be the mud.” – Yogi Meowgi

💫Want to Explore the Spiritual Side of Your Fur Babies?

At www.shemaine.com

You’ll find services rooted in love, frequency, and a deep understanding that animals are the true spiritual teachers.

🌿 Energy healing
🐾 Soulful animal communication
🔮 Quantum love for every whisker, tail, and toe bean

Let your pets guide you back to your own source.

They already know the way.

They’ve just been patiently waiting while you charge your crystals... on their nap spot.

🌈 Final Thought:

The revolution will be telepathic... and probably involve a lot of purring.

So the next time you find yourself caught in human overthinking, just look to your CAT

They naps 18 hours a day.

They are love.

They are wisdom.

They arw vibrating at 432Hz.

They have CATegorically found CATlightenment.

💬 “I have already ascended. I just didn’t feel the need to make a big fuss about it.”

– Fluffopatra, High Priestess of the Ninth Meowment

Thoughts Have Wings 🪽
and whiskers

Shemaine