21/01/2026
Still blaming carbs for your bloating? Wrong villain. Your gutās broken- have some rice, bread, pasta on the bench
āJust eat healthy.ā āGo keto.ā āCut gluten.ā Heard it all before? BS.
Because you can eat āperfectlyā and stillā¦
ā” Look 6 months pregnant by dinner.
ā” Pass out on the couch at 3pm.
ā” Hate your reflection because your skinās erupting.
š„ Thatās not carbs. Thatās gut + hormone chaos. If your liningās shredded and estrogenās clogged, your body will keep betraying you.
Want energy that lasts + skin that glows without starving?
⨠Slam 40g protein at brekkie.
⨠Sip bone broth, not another skinny latte.
⨠Add minerals to your water or stay flatlined.
šComment āBloatā and Iāll hand you my Banish the Bloat Workshop before you waste another $100 on a āgut healthā gummy."