24/10/2025
Parenting is a bit like improv comedy. You’re making it up as you go, smiling, and hoping nobody notices the occasional distress or panic in your eyes. And nothing highlights this more than birth order. Because raising your first child vs. your third? It’s like comparing a Pinterest board to a pile of laundry, or something like that [or not like that].
👶 **Firstborns**: The “Pilot Episode”
You sterilized pacifiers, tracked sleep cycles, and read parenting books like they were sacred scrolls. You whispered around nap time and cried when they ate something off the floor. You were determined to raise a high achiever, a Nobel Prize winner — or at least someone who could recite the alphabet by age two, and be assessed for giftedness.
🧒 **Middle Children**: The “Peace Negotiators”
They grew up in the shadow of the firstborn’s achievements and the youngest’s chaos. They’re fluent in compromise, and skilled in disappearing during family arguments. But don’t worry — they’ll probably be the most emotionally intelligent adult in the family. [Yes, we are kidding]
👧 **Youngest Children**: The “Plot Twist”
By now, you’ve given up on matching socks and your parenting motto is “Meh, they’ll figure it out.” The youngest gets away with everything, and thinks bedtime is a suggestion. They’re raised by a combination of exhausted parents and overly helpful siblings. They’re feral — and adorable.
👨👩👧👦 And the only child? They are all in one, the full cast of a sitcom!
💡 The truth is, birth order gives us patterns, but every child is their own wild, wonderful mystery. And every parent is just trying to survive the ride with rewards, bribes, consequences, and hopefully a lot of love.
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Grounded in the Circle of Security model and attachment theory, the group helps parents better understand their children’s emotional needs and strengthen their relationships. Each monthly 1-hour Zoom session (Wednesday afternoons) combines practical psychoeducation on topics chosen by the group—...