Inexcusably Me

29/01/2026

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Hi lovely, This is a gentle note to let you know that early bird pricing for the Ultimate Adventure Retreat – Full Moon Unleashed Edition closes saturday night. If this retreat has been sitting in the back of your mind, this is your moment to either say yes — or consciously let it go. There’s ...

29/01/2026

We’re in the final 3 days of early bird for the
Ultimate Adventure Retreat – Full Moon Unleashed Edition 🌕

This isn’t a rush — it’s just a gentle reminder that if this retreat has been sitting with you, now is the moment to listen.

✨ May 29–31 | Fitzroy Falls
✨ Adults-only | 16 places remain
✨ Early bird closes Jan 31
✨ $97 deposit secures your place

If you’ve been waiting for a sign… this might be it.

👉 Link in bio

28/01/2026

The mighty Murray was just that.. mighty! Amazing how each bend revealed new landscapes and new challenges.
Great company made it fun and a fabulous adventure. The conditions made it memorable🛶

Now back in clinic and studio rooms and cant wait to see you all!

Remember your chance to make unforgettable memories with me is coming up in May.
👉Check out the early bird offer and Decide before 31st Jan if your in.

22/01/2026

I’m taking a break this long weekend.

Well kinda.. I’m off to paddle about 100kms along the Murray river.. 🛶🏕️

wish me and my fellow scouting leaders luck as we will be learning new skills, improving in old ones, socialising and surviving extreme temps.
Sounds fun right! 😉

Sometimes getting a little out of your comfort zone, fully supported by friends, is where the good stuff is found in life 🤪

22/01/2026

Retreat question of the day...

Do we stay in tents?

Answer: Hell no!

We are staying at the Bungalow Guesthouse. This is a fully renovated 1920's guest house that used to form part of the exclusive golf course. When tennis was only for the social elite.
The grounds are immaculate - so much so, this is a highly sort after event & wedding venue of the southern Highlands.

2 more spots were taken today. Don't miss out!
$97 deposit by 31st Jan or pay upfront $827 early bird price and receive your exclusive event only Full moon unleashed Tee

21/01/2026

This long weekend make some time to check your calendar and pencil in your weekend away to include something ultimate 🛶🥾🩱🔥🦘💃🌖

An ultimate adventure retreat is a commitment to yourself.
The joy of sharing adventures the simplicity of a walk in nature, of spotting a kingfisher whilst paddling in a canoe. It is no surprise to me that most of our guests from previous retreats have already rebooked.

Staying in a beautiful guesthouse feels welcoming, homely and situates us in perfect space for both indoor and outdoor pilates based movement classes, gentle walks, a game of tennis, a swim, or social billiards, lots of laughs and homecooked meals all prepared to your dietry requirements.
This full moon edition is going to be something unforgettable 🤩

The decisions…
👉Am I free of half a days work on Friday?
If not, come after!
👉Who else am I telling about this?
👉 $97 deposit to secure early bird price by 31st Jan
👉once i have my early bird price, can I do three payments $244 for 3 months being end Feb,March, April so I can come along?!
Yes yes yes!

Reserve your spot online or by messaging me today.

19/01/2026

Here’s a recap (as images) of last week.. what a doozy!

Welcome back everybody..
Things in common for those returning from holidays are…
Stiff shoulders ! Stiff hips!!
Take a minute right now to loosen those pecs and drop those shoulder earrings 🤗😆 and a little rolling of those legs wouldnt go astray! Even some butterfly 🦋 legs to open up those hips..
🫵i can see you nodding 🙂‍↕️

who else is coming on retreat with us in may? Sooooooo exciting to share this with you!!

We are heading to bungalow guesthouse.. amazeballs location🤩🤩🤩 in Fitzroy falls area near moss vale/kangaroo valley

Early bird pricing ends 31st jan!
After that it will be $957
Reserve your spot today for only $97😍🥳

15/01/2026

If you’ve been quietly watching, opening emails, saving posts…
This is your invitation to ask the question you haven’t asked yet.

You don’t need to decide today.
You don’t need to commit fully.

You can:
• reply to my email
• DM me directly
• or message “RETREAT” and we’ll chat

✨ $97 deposit secures early bird pricing until Jan 31
✨ Adults-only | Fitzroy Falls

14/01/2026

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard and I look forward to meeting you in the studio 🤗

Joanne Christodoulou, Jade Testone

13/01/2026

When was the last time you played — just for the joy of it?

This retreat isn’t about achievement.
It’s about adventure, laughter and remembering how fun life can be.

✨ Adults-only
✨ 3 days | Fitzroy Falls
✨ 26 places only

👉 Reserve your place with a $97 deposit before Jan 31.

12/01/2026

Free from schedules.
Free from performance.
Free to be yourself.

Held under the Scorpio Full Moon, this retreat is about release, courage and reconnecting with what matters — through experience, not effort.

✨ Full Moon Unleashed Edition
✨ May 29–31, 2026

👉 Secure your place with a $97 deposit before Jan 31

11/01/2026

New timetable for Pilates classes is up!
Same commitment to safe movement, beginner friendly class options, new variety, and times to suit!

Where no class is scheduled, enquire about a semi private session.

Do you know How a semi private session Looks at Inexcusably Me?

Our Semi-Private Pilates is:
Intentionally capped at 2 people.
You dont need to find another person to do a semi private, we will do that!
👉Designed around your unique movement profile
👉Progressed with purpose — not rushed
👉Supportive, empowering and deeply personalised

This is where:
✔ goals are met sooner
✔ bodies move better, not just more
✔ confidence replaces guesswork

Check online to find a semi spot that suits your schedule.
Discounted Packs available for classes, privates and semi privates🤗