02/02/2026
It's a question I never thought Iâd be answering as an MP, but here we are.
đ âIs a curved p***s normal?â
Short answer:
Yep, bodies come in all shapes and sizes. That goes for noses, knees and yes, p***ses.
Longer answer, and this is the important bit:
If everythingâs working the way it should, no pain, no problems going to the toilet or having s*x, you probably donât need to stress.
But, and this is where the pub advice falls over, if it hurts, if the bend is getting worse, or if things just arenât working properly, donât ask old mate at the bar, donât Google yourself into a panic, go and have a chat with your GP.
There is a real condition called Peyronieâs disease, where scar tissue causes a more obvious bend. It can be painful, it can affect s*x, and it can mess with your head, but itâs also something doctors actually deal with and treat.
There are medical options.
There is help.
There is no medal for ignoring it.
So letâs normalise this:
â Asking questions about your body
â Getting proper medical advice
â Taking health tips from the loudest bloke at the pub
If something doesnât feel right, get it checked.
Thatâs not awkward. Thatâs just looking after yourself.
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