21/12/2025
🎅 The Equine Veterinarian’s Naughty vs. Nice List
Checking it twice… for horses AND humans.
😈 NAUGHTY LIST
• Horse is not caught, not haltered, and hiding in the far corner of the field at appointment time, especially when we send emails the evening before and texts 30 minutes before!
• “Oh by the way…” surprise lameness exam added after appointments are done
• Horse hasn’t seen a farrier, dentist, or dewormer since “last year… maybe?”
• Telling us after the exam: “He’s usually a little spicy with needles”
• Calling it an emergency when the problem has been going on for 3 weeks
• No safe area to work (mud, ice, loose dogs, toddlers, chaos)
• Horse has never been taught to stand… for anything
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😇 NICE LIST
• Horse is caught, haltered, clean, and ready
• History is honest and complete (yes, even the embarrassing parts)
• Safe, dry, well-lit area to work
• Horse is handled by someone who knows them
• Preventive care is up to date (vaccines, dental, farrier, deworming plan)
• Calling early when something seems “off”
• Pays at time of service (Santa AND your vet love this)
• Coffee, kindness, or simply saying “thank you” ☕❤️
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