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15/08/2021

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15/08/2021

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18/05/2016

I gotta do sumthing to feel better
So wah cn I do for yew fwndz?
1.Blow
2.Like yah dp n comment
3.Rate yah dp outta 10
4.Inbox yah
5.Wallpost
6.Call yew
# ImBoredAf

14/05/2016

You + Bae + room = ?
1.Kissing
2.Movie
3.Smoke w**d
4.Sex
5.Cuddle
6.Fight
7.Listen to loud music
8.Sleep :|
9.Take Pics
10.Watch p**n

29/04/2016

★★WHAT'S YOUR MONTH OF BIRTH..?★★
(1) - Pretty/handsome. Loves to
dream, Recover when hurt, Down-to-Earth
and Stubborn.
•
(2) - Easily hurt, Gets angry
really easily but doesnt shows it.
•
(3) - Hardly show emotions, Tends
to bottle up Feelings.
•
(4) - Work well with others. Very
confident and Sensitive.
•
(5) - Attracts others and loves
attention.
•
(6) - love to make New friends, a
great flirt And more than likely very
attractive.
•
(7) - Takes pride in oneself. Has
reputation. Easily Emotional temperamental
and unpredictable.
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(8) - Always a suspect. Playful,
Mysterious 'Charming' Loves music,
Daydreamer, Easily distracted. Hates not
being trusted...
•
(9) - Consoling, friendly and
solves people's problems. Brave, fearless,
Adventurous Loving and caring.
•
(10) - Loves to chat, Lies but
doesn't pretend, Always making friends,
Easily hurt but recovers easily, Extremely
smart, but definitely hottest AND s*xiest of
them all.
•
(11) - Trustworthy and loyal.
Very passionate and dangerous, playful, but
secretive and independently.
•
(12) - good-looking, Loyal and
generous. Patriotic. Competitive in
everything, hard to understand, Loveable and
Easily hurt.
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Which one is your Month Of Birth ??.....
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TYPE YOUR COMMENT

20/04/2016

Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely
tell each other their problems which must be
kept as a secret between the three of them.
The First Pastor Said:
My problem is money i do steal even from the
church offerings please pray for me.
The Second Pastor Said: Mine is women,
whenever i see any woman my desire will be
to go bed with her.
In fact i have slept with most of my female
church members.
Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his
problem he started crying.
It took his fellow pastors some effort to calm
him. When they asked Him to continue he
was still crying,
He said,
"My problem is GOSSIPING when we leave
this place everybody will hear all what the
two of you have just told me?
Please Pray For me."
The Two Pastors Fainted ! !

20/04/2016

WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in s*x
DOCTOR: Okay, Give these pills to him.
Everyday, put one pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had s*x which she
really enjoyed.
Next day she thought to herself
"It can only get better" and puts two pills in
his tea and they enjoyed more s*x.
On the third day, she emptied the whole
bottle in his tea.
Two days later the doctor called to know the
progress.
Their son answered,
"Mommy is in coma at the moment, Aunty is
in hospital, the maid is suing dad for r**e, My
Ass is Hurting and daddy is still running
naked in the garden, shouting Bingo! Bingo!!
Bingo!!!
Even the dogs are running for their lives."

20/04/2016

HOW IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP NOW?
1=We just broke up.
2=Fighting everyday.
3=Am stressed right now.
4=We are very happy.
5=Pending.
6=Lovely and sweet.
7=Complicated.
8=We just got back together.
9=Am single.
10=I don't want to be in a relationship.
11=Am not satisfied, am stil searching.
12=Single and looking.
13=My heart was broken into pieces so i gave
up on love.
14=Others specify.

20/04/2016

PLEASE READ !!
A girl was very proud of her boyfriend, she
always tells her friends how good her
boyfriend is.
On the day of her birthday, she invited all her
friends including her boyfriend who happens
to be the special guest of honour.
Everybody brought their gifts to the girl and
was waiting for the arrival of the girl's boy
friend who promised to bring a very nice gift
for his girl.
As everybody was waiting,
Behold! The boy was coming with a gift which
was inside a poly bag.
The girl was very happy at the arrival of her
boyfriend and was ready to see the gift that
he brought to her.
Do you know what happend????
The boy just opend the poly bag in front of all
the guest's and invitees.
And he brought out a loaf of bread.
And said to the girl..
"Take this bread, thats what i brought for you
as your birthday gift"
The girl got angry immediaty and was highly
disappointed at her boyfriend.
She grabbed the bread and threw it away in
anger.
The boyfriend also got disappointed and he
rushed to pick up the bread.
He opend the bread in front of his girlfriend,
Behold!!!....
There was a car key and an engagement ring
inside the bread.
When the girl noticed that......
She beggan to beg,
but then, it was too late for her.
Moral: Always learn how to appriciat things,
wheather Big or Small.
Prayer: i Pray that your Mistake will never
take away your Favour.
Before the end of the year, God will surely
surprise you with a Miracle.
TYPE **AMEN** IF YOU BELIEVE !!

20/04/2016

Random Question
O Bina Eng?

20/04/2016

*****AT SCHOOL*****
TEACHER : We are having a test
Tomorrow
EMINEM : I'm not afraid
TEACHER : Hey! Nicki why sitting with
Drake aren't you supposed to sit with
Meek?
P'SQUARE : na colabo she want some
colabo
JUSTIN BIEBER : I'm sorry, What
Do you mean?
CHRIS BROWN : These girls aint loyal
Emtee - If She Trippin' Leave A Bitch Alone
TEACHER : Keep quiet whoever
Fails will be severely punished.
ERIC : NO DOUBT
(then a beautiful lady walks in)
ONE DIRECTION : baby am perfect for you
TEACHER : Hey boys wats your problem?
ED SHEERAN : They thinking out loud
THEN THAT LADY ASKS : What
Kind of a school is this?
NICKI MINAJ : High school!!
TEACHER : I'm sure some of you
Will get 100% than others
CHRIS BROWN : Zero
TEACHER : Who Is The Boss In this Class
Fifi Cooper - Truth Or Dare
TEACHER : WhO G*t The Juice
Nasty C - Maan Maan You Should Hate Your
Self Look To The Mirror N***a Rate Yourself
Juice
TEACHER : Where Is Cassper Nyovest
The Game : Cooking In The Kitchen
TEACHER : What Are You Doing Over There
Dj Speedsta - We Just Having Celebration
With KiD X & Bucie
TEACHER : What Does Sidlukotini Mean?
Riky Rick : It Means We Eating Cottons.
TEACHER : Gemini Major What Kind Of Dance
Is That
(please sit down)
Aewon Wolf & Chana - No Teacher Its Called Walking&Dabbing
[Its Really Dope Teacher You Can Do It ]
TEACHER : Okay So Where Is K.O
A.K.A - He Is Running Jozi With
Papa_Action
3.O
++++++LIKE AND SHARE+++++++

18/04/2016

Which One Is The Most Painful??
1. Studying for 7 years in a University, then
stay
home for 10 years unemployed!
2. Raise a child for 20 years, then find out he/
she is not yours!
3. Work hard for the whole month, then go to
the ATM and get robbed!
4. Going to school for 11months, then get
your
report written failed...
5. Being faithful to the person you call your
Soulmate, then in return, you get AIDS!
6. Study for the whole night for a test, then
fail
the test.
7. Being in a very good relationship with
someone and then end up marrying someone
else.
8. You're downloading a video of 5gb and
when
it reaches 98% your phone dies!

17/04/2016

Some People Slept Last Night
But Didn't Wake Up.
But You Slept And Woke Up
Healthy and Stronger.
GOD Bless This Beautiful Soul
Who's Reading This.
Type "Amen" If You're Grateful
To GOD.